Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[Radical Cadre]

This shit is approaching "commercialization of Christmas" levels of insulting.

Congrats, fags! You made it!!

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Chick-Fil-A says no to troons
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The troons will still eat there cause it's probably one of the better fast food joints out there. Maccas, Wendies, BK, Arbys all suck and their food tastes like moldy ass.

 

[RayBlue123(TransRights)]

What I hate is all of this circus will be only in the West. Hell, even Unilever got a boycott campaign by angry Muslims here for saying Pride.

 

[The Last Stand]

This pisses me off in a much more autistic way than the gay trannyshit does: you have a rainbow. Something that already represents "every color under the sun," but that's not enough. Still gotta put black and brown and this specific set of colors too otherwise it's not good enough.

It reads to me that they like to interrogate themselves into everything. Notice us!

 

[JambledUpWords]

More ugly Pride merchandise:

 

[King Dead]

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Same shit as last year, and the year before that, and so on. If these corporations actually wanted to stand up for gay rights, they'd show solidarity with those who live in areas where homosexuality is still criminalized. Instead, they take the easy way out, splattering rainbows all over their Western logos while avoiding any sort of pro-gay speech on all their other branches so as not to lose business. Showing support for a cause that's already pretty much finished is not activism, it's feckless and pathetic at best, insincere pandering at worst. None of these megacorps will ever put their business at risk by taking a legitimate stand.

The sad part is that there are still plenty of morons who will fall for it, year after year after year. At least some are waking up to how artificial Pride has become, though, like that furry comic upthread.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

At least some are waking up to how artificial Pride has become, though, like that furry comic upthread.

Ok, but how fucked is your entire community when its FURRIES are the socially aware ones?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Etsy:
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I know the dumb gender shit is front and center because thats what all these corporations are pushing on people but like hear me out they shouldve put the fucking "I sucked the mothmans dick" patches someone posted in the thread about weird etsy shit front and center for pride month.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Ok, but how fucked is your entire community when its FURRIES are the socially aware ones?

From browsing Twitter, it looks like the anarchists, communists, and furries seem to be more aware of how corporations are using gays for easy money more than the average gay person/ally. The more normie they are, the more likely they’ll probably buy the Pride crap shown in this thread.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

If these commercials continue 20 years from now, Dr. Rick will tell his students, "The waiter doesn't need to know your pronouns."

That's how asinine things are right now.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[The Lawgiver]

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I can't believe Dunkin donuts is appropriating Donkey Kong's initials for his dick.

 

[Stoneheart]

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Donkey kang, Nigger nigger? did those lazy kikes recircle their black history month slogan?

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Hopefully if we virtue signal hard enough for the butt pirates they'll forget that we're basically the modern KKK and shut up about defunding us for a few weeks.

God forbid a cop shoots any joggers during the corporate sponsored AIDS Carrier Celebration Month.

 

[Plague Dog]

I somehow didn't notice this till now rewatching thiscursed footage for like the third tie to make sure it's real and not a fever dream that there is a fucking CRIPPLED WHEELCHAIR TRANNY DOLPHIN. How the fuck are they crippled dolphins literally have no legs? How the fuck can the other dolphins hop along without legs but this one has to use a chair? The questions keep fucking piling up Jesus fuck it's so fucking hilarious to me.

Not sure if anyone mentioned it but there's also a black power fist in the microphone.

Though I wonder what is the point of combining the flags colors, if the rainbow is already meant to represent people of every sexuality/gender in LGBTQ. Maybe I just don't get it.

Trannies want more attention.

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Honestly? This is the only one that doesn't bother me. Marshmallow is a black tranny in the show. They actually have a black tranny who's a normal ish reoccurring tertiary character when it's not June. Don't know what her sexuality is, but Bob's Burgers has diverse weirdos so I don't mind them pointing it out.

 

[Dunkleosteus]

I hate how much they use the word queer. Everybody and everything is fucking queer now.

I'm a millennial but growing up it was always considered a bad word, in a country more accepting of gay shit it was hammered into me that it shouldn't be used because it does have a negative history.

Like I know it's supposed to be "reclaiming" the word like blacks did with nigger but like some of those homos that were violently targeted for being homos are still alive? I'm sure they're thrilled that they fought to be considered normal just to be separated into queers again.

I'm not even one of the alphabet people and I find this disrespectful.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I hate how much they use the word queer. Everybody and everything is fucking queer now.

I'm a millennial but growing up it was always considered a bad word, in a country more accepting of gay shit it was hammered into me that it shouldn't be used because it does have a negative history.

Like I know it's supposed to be "reclaiming" the word like blacks did with nigger but like some of those homos that were violently targeted for being homos are still alive? I'm sure they're thrilled that they fought to be considered normal just to be separated into queers again.

I'm not even one of the alphabet people and I find this disrespectful.

Anyone with half a brain knows that like 90% of all the people buying this overpriced rainbow and BLM crap are straight white people trying to show the world that they hate being... straight white people.

A whole month of the West being South Park is Gay, except without metrosexuals. Or clever jokes.

 

[Takodachi]

A bit unrelated, but this makes Jim Sterling rant about how oppressed trannies are even more hilarious.
How can you be even remotely oppressed when every fucking company and Western countriy bends the knee to your insane and sick whims?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

That's a whole ball of wax because Trans Gender and Troon are not really the same thing. Trans gendered women (its 90% men who want to actually change their gender) want to conform to societal expectations of feminity and what a woman is in order to "pass". Troons and Gender Special's absolutely hate this because it defeats the point of having a Trans Identity victim stack that they can use to bludgeon everyone with. They call Trans gendered women "truescum" in their little autistic circle jerks.

Drag queens are neither of these things again. It's basically an art form that developed in the gay sub culture. None of the drag queens are trying to be women. They are trying to be as exaggerated and over the top parodies of women as possible. Taking hormones and wat not is considered "cheating" and is against the rules of Ru Paul's Drag Race as an example. Gender specials and Troons also hate Drag Queens because they want to claim its "Trans blackface".

Also I think the Kiwifarms has taught me way too much about these people. I've been here too long. Send help.

It's not "trans blackface", it's the gender equivalent of a minstrel show. It isn't offensive to troons because they are men. It's offensive to women. And that's fine because offensive comedy still falls under the First Amendment, but it is an adult "art form" and should be confined to adult spaces. No kids should ever be exposed to drag. It isn't child friendly, even in it's most innocuous forms.

There's not enough corporate diversity coming out. If they were really progressive, they would straight up come out and say that wh*te people aren't allowed to be gay.

This is the sad setup from my HEB.
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I'm still on the hunt for a bag of White pride skittles. I have several stores to check out and I'll report any finding, like it's some faggotty easter hunt.

Spoiler: Homophobic Chicken

Don't let the globohomo get you down!
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My local Target had some white pride skittles. They were on an end cap and were placed above the rainbow skittles, lmao.

 

[The Last Stand]

Chick Fil A didn't get the memo of Pride Month. Or they did and declined.