Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Leaked pic of what Sean has been up to.
 
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Chris Mclean said:
Ralph: Wait so you dont care about rape or child molestation?
Dax: No i dont.
Diddler dax just destroyed his own ideolgy in a sentance.
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Wait, dax is denying being pro-molestation now? Can't this man be consistent for even a couple days?
 
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Guntkvd said:
You think swaun will ever return? It would be hilarious if he ghosts both Maddox and Dax same way.
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And suddenly, The Sween Show appears out of nowhere.
It’s literally just Sean talking about what Wikipedia articles on sea life he’s been reading lately. Episode One, the moray eel. Episode Two, the megamouth shark. Episode Three, Dick is suing me. Episode Four, the oarfish.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
In my day, we had Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Kids these days don't really have anything similar to that anymore and that has lead to people like Dax weasling in to fill that role, except rather than focusing on making an entertaining product they focus on feeding their ego.
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These days people are stuck with advice columns written by gay guys in open relationships, and articles suggesting men use buttplugs to improve sex.
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
And suddenly, The Sween Show appears out of nowhere.
It’s literally just Sean talking about what Wikipedia articles on sea life he’s been reading lately. Episode One, the moray eel. Episode Two, the megamouth shark. Episode Three, Dick is suing me. Episode Four, the oarfish.
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If Sean were slightly more willing to shit on dumb comments from fans, I’d actually listen to it. Hell, I’d probably listen to it anyway.
 
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New Episode.
Dick's feeling pretty exited again, I think he's been drinking less lately. Some light banter, some reminiscing, roll intro.
Woke Marketing won last week, Sean is having a disastrous time with his RV, lets get to the problems. Ellen Page looks fucked up, Dick somehow thinks those abs are legit, lol no. Anyways, Vito's problem is The War On Blackface. Because, let's be real, it can be pretty funny. Basically, comedy is dead and everything is woke. I'm honestly not paying much attention.
Pride shouldn't have kids around it, being gay is kind of only about sex. It's really fucking weird, and White Women fucked it up again because they don't understand men and watch too many movies. It's just corporate now, fucking faggots. Kids ruin everything, adults need their own shit at all times.
Vito has taken the Bidetpill, fuck the metric system. Anyways, back to fat people.
The fatties are acting up again, especially the retarded ones. Some letters, some stats, more letters, and some rages. Apparently Amazon has a suicide pod or jerkoff closet or something now, amazing. Unsurprisingly, a woman made this idea up. Voicemails, see you next Tuesday.
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
New Episode.
Dick's feeling pretty exited again, I think he's been drinking less lately. Some light banter, some reminiscing, roll intro.
Woke Marketing won last week, Sean is having a disastrous time with his RV, lets get to the problems. Ellen Page looks fucked up, Dick somehow thinks those abs are legit, lol no. Anyways, Vito's problem is The War On Blackface. Because, let's be real, it can be pretty funny. Basically, comedy is dead and everything is woke. I'm honestly not paying much attention.
Pride shouldn't have kids around it, being gay is kind of only about sex. It's really fucking weird, and White Women fucked it up again because they don't understand men and watch too many movies. It's just corporate now, fucking faggots. Kids ruin everything, adults need their own shit at all times.
Vito has taken the Bidetpill, fuck the metric system. Anyways, back to fat people.
The fatties are acting up again, especially the retarded ones. Some letters, some stats, more letters, and some rages. Apparently Amazon has a suicide pod or jerkoff closet or something now, amazing. Unsurprisingly, a woman made this idea up. Voicemails, see you next Tuesday.
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Sounds like a great episode. Shame the hosts want to have sex with children.
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
Last episode was better, and Dick really needs someone to bounce off of rather than “yes and” everything.
Sean is a good straight man, better at being straight than Vito anyways.
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Well, when you burn bridges with every creative in your community, can you really expect not to have scrape the bottom of the barrel for cohosts?
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
And suddenly, The Sween Show appears out of nowhere.
It’s literally just Sean talking about what Wikipedia articles on sea life he’s been reading lately. Episode One, the moray eel. Episode Two, the megamouth shark. Episode Three, Dick is suing me. Episode Four, the oarfish.
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I would unironically watch this on the drive to work every day, especially if I could stand to get some career/life advice sprinkled in between tangents.
 
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