Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Let's be honest, IQ tests don't really show how smart a person is. For example, Charles Manson IQ test was 190 or something and that fucker could barely read or even write, Einstein IQ test was really low, and yet he's a known scientist. Many people, not just Bobo, have called out IQ tests before that they don't really show a person's smarts properly.
If Bob had a high IQ you know he'd humblebrag about it, like "I have a IQ of 143, but I know it doesn't mean anything". The fact that he never mentions it is a sure sign that it's mediocre at best, and below average most likely.
 
The reason he pretends that happened is because saying otherwise would massively disprove his beliefs about Trump and mean he found himself on the same side as Jacobin.

Both Moviebob and Jacobin argue that Trump is a racist and ran a racist campaign. However, Moviebob says that this means anyone who voted Trump was a racist and was just waiting for the chance to burn a cross while calling St Obama a nigger or whatever. Jacobin (and also Bernie, if I remember correctly) says that Trump is a racist, but that his voters aren't racists themselves and voted Trump because of ”economic anxiety”.

If you look at Weimar Germany, anti-Semitic parties such as the NSDAP and, to a lesser extent, the DNVP didn't do well in the 20's when Weimar was booming, but when Weimar started going to shit and people developed ”economic anxiety”, lots of those people started voting for those parties. If Bob acknowledged that he'd have to either admit that Trump isn't a racist or admit that many Trump voters aren't racists but voted for him for economic reasons. It's simpler for him to feign ignorance about history than acknowledge that not all Trump voters are racist hicks.
A large number of Trump voters had also voted for Obama. But when King Negro decided to fuck them over and stir up racial hatred, they voted for someone (Trump) whom they actually thought would watch out for their own interests. Those people are arguably more angry than ever thanks to a shady election and President Childsniffer doing everything he can to piss off Trump's voter base. All it would take is some kind of financial collapse to set some serious unrest in motion. Bob doesn't realize that the tactics he wants to use would stir things up even further to the breaking point. He thinks he can act like Ken McElroy and do whatever he wants to the MAGA Ghouls because they'll never fight back. But as Ken found out one day, sometimes decent people who want to stay on the right side of the law DO get pushed too far. That's why if Bob ever had real political power, he'd be deposed within a week and probably strung up like Mussolini, (although he wouldn't have a hot mistress strung up beside him because even a powerful Bob would be too creepy to attract a girlfriend.)
 
Didn't comic geeks also hate the movie because they removed the giant alien squid? Which is still retarded when you read the comic about how Ozymandias found a brain of an actual psychic, cloned it, and then amplified its power to make a psychic attack when the squid was teleported in.
Hated the Squid in the comic i know that the Squid was cut due to it not fitting the tone of the movie. But you know what fuck comic book fans they take it too fucking serosly and can't have fun they make gamers look like chads with the amount of bitching they do. Then again which one is the dying medium Comics run to the ground with every major company going woke it alienated its audience. Or gaming a international medium that is growing more popular if it woke it effects one game sales and a company not the entire industry.

Doomsday Clock isn't bad, it's more it got overshadowed by the HBO show releasing around the same time and got screwed over by delays. It's more a story about Ozymandias' plan not working out in the long term so he constructs an elaborate plan to try to get Dr. Manhattan back and rediscover his humanity. It also tries to parallel the cold war stuff from the original to modern media disinformation campaigns by various interest groups.

I think it's actually the better of the two though Watchmen didn't really need a sequel. People's brains just turn off when they see Batman and Superman on the covers since they assumed it was a soulless cashgrab when you can pull them out and the story still works on the Watchmen side. The DCU's mostly there for contrast to Watchmen's more "realistic" universe.
Didn't read it watched a review that ran through the whole thing. It was shit way too much fanservice. My favorate part was Lex Luthor telling Ozymandias that his plan is stupid and that he is not as smart as he think he is.
 
Was Doomsday clock that shitty sequel to the Watchmen that Alan Moore hated?
And Dave Gibbons wasn't pleased about it either.
Doomsday Clock isn't bad, it's more it got overshadowed by the HBO show releasing around the same time and got screwed over by delays. It's more a story about Ozymandias' plan not working out in the long term so he constructs an elaborate plan to try to get Dr. Manhattan back and rediscover his humanity. It also tries to parallel the cold war stuff from the original to modern media disinformation campaigns by various interest groups.

I think it's actually the better of the two though Watchmen didn't really need a sequel. People's brains just turn off when they see Batman and Superman on the covers since they assumed it was a soulless cashgrab when you can pull them out and the story still works on the Watchmen side. The DCU's mostly there for contrast to Watchmen's more "realistic" universe.
Doomsday Clock was supposed to be the culmination to what had been building up to since DC Rebirth started in 2016, but the aforementioned delays and Dan DiDio's antipathy for Geoff Johns drove it off the rails. Its biggest revelation was the introduction of the "metaverse" concept where Superman actually first appeared in 1938, the metaverse kept pushing Superman's timeline forward and spun off the original timeline into a parallel universe. For example, the birth of the Speed Force in 1956 pushed Superman's debut and created Earth-Two (the pre-Crisis home of the Justice Society.) Similarly, Crisis on Infinite Earths spun Earth-One off into Earth-1985 so the Silver/Bronze Age versions of the Justice League are at least theoretically still out there having their own adventures as is the New 52 on (surprise) Earth-52. Doctor Manhattan discovered the metaverse and decided to perform an experiment by exploiting Flashpoint to shame the DC multiverse as he saw fit. As such he made small alterations like moving Alan Scott's lantern six inches so he wasn't able to reach after the train "accident" and died of his injuries. Manhattan was likewise responsible for Jonathan and Martha Kent's deaths.

Another important thread is the murder of Carver Coleman, a closeted gay man in 1940s-50s Hollywood whose mother was blackmailing him. Johns uses his last film, The Adjournment as a narrative framing device similar to how Moore used the Black Freighter as one in Watchmen. As for the DCU being there for contrast, Superman and Dr. Manhattan are actually contrasts of each other. Superman being an extraterrestrial born with his powers whose upbringing by the Kents instilled him with his humanity while Manhattan was born human, but lost his humanity when he gained his god-like powers. Manhattan was convinced that Superman was either going to kill him or he was going to destroy all of existence because he could no longer see the future as he once had, but regained a part of humanity when Superman chose a third option.

There is a bit I'm glossing over, but I think Doomsday Clock was structurally solid and an engaging read. One of my minor quibbles is that is made Martin Stein (AKA the other half of Firestorm) a villain who manipulated events so that he could fuse with Ronnie Raymond and infiltrate the Justice League. He wasn't a complete monster has he was motivated by the loss of his own (never mentioned until then) son, and seemed to have genuine affection for Ronnie because of their supposed similarities.

That said, Bob likely never read Doomsday Clock apart from what he read off of Wikipedia where he gets all of his comic book info from. Even partially adapting the story would mean stripping away most of its core elements and requires much planning from a narrative standpoint. Something WB is remarkably poor at with the DCEU as are of their decision making has been reactionary since BvS underperformed.
 
Oh, you wasted 12 minutes of your life you'll never get back too. Yeah, I was going to do a blow by blow but the video is basically "Lol, the Nazis were immature manchildren LIKE REPUBLICANS!" Cinema Bobby doesn't own any mirrors in his basement apartment, does he?
Why did I go check the comments? Was I hoping to see someone call him out? How naive....
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Why did I go check the comments? Was I hoping to see someone call him out? How naive....
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The early views of Hitler remind me more of Antifa and BLM's rise to power considering Hitler was pro-gun control, pro-choice, pro-socialized medicine, and an artist just like these other wannabe Bohemians. If we're being intellectually honest, Hitler and Trump's speaking styles were similar. That's what killed Huey Long, by the way. The left used his speaking style to draw equivalence.
 
Why did I go check the comments? Was I hoping to see someone call him out? How naive....
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If they watch Moviebob regularly, there isn't a chance in hell that they aren't going to ape his buffoonish thinking. I also imagine these are the same kind of people who got "shook" whenever one of those "warning signs of fascism" posts got thrown onto Facebook abd their minds immediately leapt to Orange Man because they lack an original thought in their heads.
That said, Bob likely never read Doomsday Clock apart from what he read off of Wikipedia where he gets all of his comic book info from. Even partially adapting the story would mean stripping away most of its core elements and requires much planning from a narrative standpoint. Something WB is remarkably poor at with the DCEU as are of their decision making has been reactionary since BvS underperformed.
It's not like the DCEU was ever good at adapting stories from the comics themselves whenever the creators actually tried to do that. You mentioned BvS and that was a malformed chimera of original ideas along with elements of The Death of Superman and The Dark Knight Returns but done poorly. Would we really expect them to do anything remotely complex like Doomsday Clock with any competency?

That said, only way DC should try to adapt anything is in animated form. That is the only area they have beaten Marvel and by that I mean they've utterly thrashed them in terms of quality. I'd even go out on a limb and say the animated versions of Batman: Year One and The Dark Knight Returns are among the best Batman films period.
 
That said, only way DC should try to adapt anything is in animated form. That is the only area they have beaten Marvel and by that I mean they've utterly thrashed them in terms of quality. I'd even go out on a limb and say the animated versions of Batman: Year One and The Dark Knight Returns are among the best Batman films period.

The animated versions of Batman, Superman, and the Justice League are arguably the best adaptations of those characters ever made.
 
That said, only way DC should try to adapt anything is in animated form. That is the only area they have beaten Marvel and by that I mean they've utterly thrashed them in terms of quality. I'd even go out on a limb and say the animated versions of Batman: Year One and The Dark Knight Returns are among the best Batman films period.

Even that's wishful thinking because they have been getting a lot of misses in the last decade in the animated medium. Their DCAU got to be one of the biggest wasted potentials I've ever seen. They mishandled Court of Owls, Judas Contract, Hush, The first two big stories of John's JL run, etc. Even the DCEU didn't get me this apathetic when it came to its end. I agree their animation handling is far better, but currently, I'm iffy on how they'll handle Long Halloween with the track record.
 
I'm sure if you mentioned Wiemar to Bob he'd think it was some type of new Mario enemy or Pokemon. If you tried to explain to him how Wiemar was bad he'd call you a Nazi and explain how Wiemar just needed an extra decade or two to prune the "obsolescents" from their society and it would've been a utopia before the evil mean reactionaries ruined everything and took over.
Oh, I sincerely hope he someday does. That all Wiemar Germany needed to go the right way was for someone to rise to power on a promise of a superior future, with a focus on a specific group of inferior people as the primary source of the economic and social problems.

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Sure you are, Bob. People actually writing SO MUCH are busy writing, not telling people how much they're writing.

Sounds like somebody has his laptop open at Starbucks waiting for somebody to ask what he's working on. Since nobody ever asks, it's time to beg for Twitter asspats.
No doubt. Like a kid who falls down but saves the cry until an adult comes by. Also:

> mini psuedo-trilogy

A trilogy is a set of three connected things. In this case, films.

"Mini" is likely being used here to diminish. Of "three connected films" the only one that isn't concrete is the concept of connection.

"Pseudo" is also being used to diminish. Again, the only thing it can diminish is the connection between these three films.

So it is plausible exclamation exclamation exclamation that three movies in the same cinematic universe are a set of three movies with some faint connection. OK, good to know.

Unless, of course, he really did mean "psuedo" which I guess is a portmanteau of "suede" and "pueblo", and these three films are built around the setting of a southwestern town made entirely of leather.

Ask him about the true origins of Antifa and he would never come close to guessing correctly.
But antifa are anti-facist! It's right there in the name! I'm also for the working class and socialism at the national level - perhaps we should form some sort of national socialist workers' party!
 
The animated versions of Batman, Superman, and the Justice League are arguably the best adaptations of those characters ever made.
From what I understand, the Timmverse was killed off specifically because they didn’t want it to become too definitive. If fans grow up with one version of Batman or Superman, as adults they might not consume new product if it doesn’t meet their idea of what the character should be. Basically they were scared a children’s show was setting the standard too high for their future products.
 
Bob calling others manchildren is always a treat, but criticizing Hitler for liking bombastic classical music is something special.

What kind of music does Bob even like? It seems like it might be early 2000s pop-punk but it is honestly kind of hard to tell.
 
Bob calling others manchildren is always a treat, but criticizing Hitler for liking bombastic classical music is something special.

What kind of music does Bob even like? It seems like it might be early 2000s pop-punk but it is honestly kind of hard to tell.
Bob in all his tastes loves corporate swill. I imagine he has WAP on blast nonstop and dreams about a black tranny moistening their butthole for him to critic after a 1 on 1 taste tasting.
 
It has nothing to do with the Producers outside of Mel Brooks like Chaplin, the Stooges, and many others made fun of Hitler and Nazis because they were childish nerds. He then does a video on them being childish nerds.

Didn't he say that shit already?

I know I heard him make this point at least once before.

He needs to get some new material, and other interests.
 
No doubt. Like a kid who falls down but saves the cry until an adult comes by. Also:

> mini psuedo-trilogy

A trilogy is a set of three connected things. In this case, films.

"Mini" is likely being used here to diminish. Of "three connected films" the only one that isn't concrete is the concept of connection.

"Pseudo" is also being used to diminish. Again, the only thing it can diminish is the connection between these three films.

So it is plausible exclamation exclamation exclamation that three movies in the same cinematic universe are a set of three movies with some faint connection. OK, good to know.

Unless, of course, he really did mean "psuedo" which I guess is a portmanteau of "suede" and "pueblo", and these three films are built around the setting of a southwestern town made entirely of leather.
Interesting interpretation, but the implication is that Bob understands what any of those words mean.

While you and I actually communicate with language, the Northeastern Chipmannicus Basementius finds it pleasing to mimic linguistic sounds. Although those sounds are duplicated with precision, the actual words are seemingly selected at random.
 
Bob calling others manchildren is always a treat, but criticizing Hitler for liking bombastic classical music is something special.

What kind of music does Bob even like? It seems like it might be early 2000s pop-punk but it is honestly kind of hard to tell.

Or criticizing Hitler for liking Karl May, one of the most popular German writers ever. Hitler just can't win, either he likes classical music that's not popular enough or he likes popular shit for whatever the early 20th century's equivalent of mayo ghoul was.

And if we're talking about WWII leaders being manchildren, Churchill wins for writing a self-insert Ruritanian romance where the love interest was based on his mother. (Though that was in 1900, so he had time to grow up after that.)
 
Hitler was known for all his horrors, but also, he has some really sweet fanfic he wrote where he and an African Princess go back in time to assassinate King David. It got kind of iffy where there was a sex scene between the two, but the writing afterwards where they drink german beer out of a Hebrews skull? Fantastic and romantic.
 
Hitler was known for all his horrors, but also, he has some really sweet fanfic he wrote where he and an African Princess go back in time to assassinate King David. It got kind of iffy where there was a sex scene between the two, but the writing afterwards where they drink german beer out of a Hebrews skull? Fantastic and romantic.
Really? Wow. maybe Hitler needs his own thread on Kiwifarms.
 
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