Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[Disc]

Found this in the BOTW tag that was trending for some reason.
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Games need to be even MORE accessible! For some reason.
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Apparently he's a dev on this 'game'.
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And of course has to shill some terrible charity.

https://twitter.com/spacetreasured/status/1359169399068966914

If anyone's got a position to lecture about UI, it's tooootally the guys who made GNOG and winding worlds. Those aren't games entirely padded by their shit control schemes at allllllll.

Edit: I went to the guy's twitter and I'm disappointed you didn't include the drop off in response here.

12/419 = 2.8%
15/8700 = 0.17%
344/75000 = 0.46%

Imagine trying to turn a surprisingly relateable bit of content into a shill for your game and ending up with a fraction of a percentage of carry-over.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

id rather play last os us 2 over this

and i did. and i have a feeling this game wont be any better than it

 

[Zaryiu2]

"usually female-ish most of the time"
"Sometimes I have "boy moods", although those are situational"
"The people I consider my partners are the folks I have a lot in common with and share an emotional bond with"

Motherfucker, that's called being NORMAL. Men aren't macho men 100% of the time, and women aren't delicate flowers 100% of the time. "Gender-fluid" and "agender" shouldn't even exist as terms because people. Are not. STEREOTYPES. And that is NORMAL. These people bitch about gender roles when they're the ones obsessed with having and maintaining them, and it's clearly because they have no idea what the fuck a personality is outside of who they want to fuck and cuddle with.
"I have a hard time settling on particular labels" ... "I've spent a lot of time picking at every little nuance of how I think I work so I've collected a lot of terms"
Maybe stop focusing on labels and just be a goddamn person?

And then there's the comment by someone else about the character being comfortable with female traits and clothing, and so said character must identify as female. Which proves yet again that all this shit is completely superficial; just a fashion statement.

This isn't just a gender issue, either: Look at the ones hyper-focusing on race nowadays. People aren't people; they're characters to play. What's to blame for this immaturity in how one views others and themselves? This regression in thought? Is it because all these people watch are TV and internet caricatures and never actually deal with the general public, so they think that's normal? Did they never learn the difference between reality and fiction? What the fuck happened to critical thinking? Is there literally something in the water that's interfering with our mental development?

Seriously, what the fuck?

The red flag that I can't help but focus on in this case is that line about the people they consider their "partners"; how this person thinks it's abnormal to have platonic relationships. That's called a friend (with benefits, if you're willing to fuck them but not hold them in special regard). That's...that's fucking depressing. And that's coming from an introverted, antisocial motherfucker.

I'd blame the internet for making us interact with a bajillion strangers that we never feel anything for, but people deal with strangers in real life. Or maybe they don't anymore, because they can focus on their phones 90% of the time and ignore the world around them. I can't even blame it on sites encouraging people to build up "friends" lists, because my faith in humanity will drop to fucking zero if that many people don't understand that it's not literal.

Again, just...what the fuck? I thought that when I got older I would be confused by technology and slang, not by people forgetting what it means to be a fucking person.

Simple, people are dumb

 

[Kuchipatchi]

"usually female-ish most of the time"
"Sometimes I have "boy moods", although those are situational"

Not to powerlevel but that's how I feel about myself but I ain't any genderspecial bullshit.
I like fighting games, I have a tomboyish outfit and I have heavy bias towards male characters but at the same time, I like cute and wholesome things but that doesn't mean I need a label like demiboy or transmasc because I let my personality speak for itself.
Maybe it's because I have a life outside of the media I consume that I don't feel the need to attach retarded shit to myself.

TL;DR: You don't need labels to not be a normie.

 

[Pissmaster]

So we're a week away from the one year anniversary of this game being revealed, and

• this thread is dead, such little about what this game actually is has been revealed that there's just nothing to say
• it's still not out yet
• it's the only game I remember from the PS5 event last year, and that's only because it's at least not bland samey bullshit of the usual variety
• it's not even exclusive to PS5 anymore, it has a listing on Steam with a vague "Planned Release Date: 2021", and no price either

This is it, the current state of video game media over the past year. A retarded furry dating thing is announced at one of the biggest video game events, makes headlines, we all go "what the fuck is this shit", we laugh at it, and then we move onto much better games that didn't even get a fraction of the fanfare.

It's just perplexing how these total nobodies have that kind of pull, and then just put out fucking nothing a year later. Not even updates to keep the hype momentum going. And yet, Sony trusted those retards to be one of the very first things the public would see, and mentally associate with the PlayStation 5. Like it's a game to get excited to play on your brand new $600 home video game console.

 

[The tired cat]

So we're a week away from the one year anniversary of this game being revealed, and

• this thread is dead, such little about what this game actually is has been revealed that there's just nothing to say
• it's still not out yet
• it's the only game I remember from the PS5 event last year, and that's only because it's at least not bland samey bullshit of the usual variety
• it's not even exclusive to PS5 anymore, it has a listing on Steam with a vague "Planned Release Date: 2021", and no price either

This is it, the current state of video game media over the past year. A retarded furry dating thing is announced at one of the biggest video game events, makes headlines, we all go "what the fuck is this shit", we laugh at it, and then we move onto much better games that didn't even get a fraction of the fanfare.

It's just perplexing how these total nobodies have that kind of pull, and then just put out fucking nothing a year later. Not even updates to keep the hype momentum going. And yet, Sony trusted those retards to be one of the very first things the public would see, and mentally associate with the PlayStation 5. Like it's a game to get excited to play on your brand new $600 home video game console.

It is kinda weird how this game just fizzled out in a way. Like, I get it's an indie title and shit..but fuck me it's amazing how there's barely any talk or even then speaking how they're progressing with the project. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the devs themselves dropped it, since they were still on the hunt for animators and writers apparently.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So we're a week away from the one year anniversary of this game being revealed, and

• this thread is dead, such little about what this game actually is has been revealed that there's just nothing to say
• it's still not out yet
• it's the only game I remember from the PS5 event last year, and that's only because it's at least not bland samey bullshit of the usual variety
• it's not even exclusive to PS5 anymore, it has a listing on Steam with a vague "Planned Release Date: 2021", and no price either

This is it, the current state of video game media over the past year. A retarded furry dating thing is announced at one of the biggest video game events, makes headlines, we all go "what the fuck is this shit", we laugh at it, and then we move onto much better games that didn't even get a fraction of the fanfare.

It's just perplexing how these total nobodies have that kind of pull, and then just put out fucking nothing a year later. Not even updates to keep the hype momentum going. And yet, Sony trusted those retards to be one of the very first things the public would see, and mentally associate with the PlayStation 5. Like it's a game to get excited to play on your brand new $600 home video game console.

How can they release a game when Volcano High wasn't a game to begin with?

 

[SiccDicc]

It is kinda weird how this game just fizzled out in a way. Like, I get it's an indie title and shit..but fuck me it's amazing how there's barely any talk or even then speaking how they're progressing with the project. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the devs themselves dropped it, since they were still on the hunt for animators and writers apparently.

How the everloving fuck do you put a game out for your PS5 reveal and not have animators or writers?

Fuck this cesspit of nepotism and cronyism they call an industry. Fucking garbage.

 

[TVStactic]

so... anybody commenting on the parody game that was recently released?

Cavemanon

The Pre-historic Romance a million years in MS Paint to tell.

snootgame.xyz

https://cavemanon.itch.io/snoot-game

You play as Anon, a lonely, faceless, nobody, reject who finds himself in the dinosaur themed acid trip of a school named Volcano High. Here Anon meets the qt ptero known as Fang and their clown-vomit colored posse of reject friends and other associated thorns-in-the-side. All of whom, you can read about here. https://snootgame.xyz/​

This game is a fair use protected parody of another game called https://goodbyevolcanohigh.com/Goodbye Volcano High. This game is being developed by Canadian game studio https://www.ko-opmode.com/>KO_OP and Snoot Game (besides in parody) IS IN NO WAY RELATED TO Goodbye Volcano High or KO_OP. This game was developed as a critique of Goodbye Volcano High's characters will likely have little to no financial impact on Goodbye Volcano High's future sales. We hope that any legal entity who wishes to pursue action understands these facts before doing so as we are (insofar as our understanding) protected under 17 U.S. Code § 107's limitations on exclusive rights as it pertains to copyright.
This build was rushed to release in time for the /v/3 stream, and as such there are a few bugs remaining. we aim to fix them as well as improve the choreography as soon as possible.

 

[SiccDicc]

so... anybody commenting on the parody game that was recently released?

Cavemanon

The Pre-historic Romance a million years in MS Paint to tell.

snootgame.xyz

https://cavemanon.itch.io/snoot-game

That website takes me all the way back to the 90's.

 

[BlueSpark]

I think that the guy's right about the button prompt icons tbh. It's particularly useful for people that game on different platforms where the buttons are in different places (A/B, X/Y swap places between Xbox and Nintendo, Playstation has the X at the bottom etc).

 

[TVStactic]

I think that the guy's right about the button prompt icons tbh. It's particularly useful for people that game on different platforms where the buttons are in different places (A/B, X/Y swap places between Xbox and Nintendo, Playstation has the X at the bottom etc).

putting the X in the same position as a sony's controller is enough for them to want you to take to court.
that retard forgot this tiny little detail.

 

[The tired cat]

How the everloving fuck do you put a game out for your PS5 reveal and not have animators or writers?

Fuck this cesspit of nepotism and cronyism they call an industry. Fucking garbage.

Here's what confuses me. Alright, I get the writer's part because when you watch the trailer it's clear the VA for Fang got her lines handed really fast and didn't have time to develop a "voice" for the character and thus she sounded very bored. But the animator part is where I tilt my head, the trailer clearly showed animations that were clearly supposed to be from the game..sooo...who in the hell made those then?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Here's what confuses me. Alright, I get the writer's part because when you watch the trailer it's clear the VA for Fang got her lines handed really fast and didn't have time to develop a "voice" for the character and thus she sounded very bored. But the animator part is where I tilt my head, the trailer clearly showed animations that were clearly supposed to be from the game..sooo...who in the hell made those then?

They had an animator who worked enough to get all that done for the trailer but they need more to finish the whole project.

 

[Muttnik]

If the game is cancelled, my heart will weep. No one was more hyped for edgy cringe than me.

 

[Toolbox]

I think that the guy's right about the button prompt icons tbh. It's particularly useful for people that game on different platforms where the buttons are in different places (A/B, X/Y swap places between Xbox and Nintendo, Playstation has the X at the bottom etc).

The suggestion makes little sense as it is, and more work usually needs to be done than just saying the button is in (X) position. A lot of games do wonky shit with converting inputs between gamepads, to the point the input might not even be in the same place unless you change bindings. Unless you're on console it does not work, because you essentially need only one controller on the system for someone new to games to be able to understand what it's saying.

 

[TVStactic]

since i was the retard that brought up the fangame. a thread i managed to find that is somewhat recent about the fangame called Snoot.
- game has been updated
- anons are loving one of the endings where you marry the emo pterodactyl

Spoiler: Spoiler Image ending 3

- i recall reading that the devs saying they want to add more smut to the game too
- oh and so much as mentioning snoot on the original game's discord gets you instabanned because people were spamming about it a couple of days ago.
- the link to the game is blocked on 4chan.

to all of this: Bravo.

 

[Marissa Moira]

They would probably make more money by turning screenshots of the game into NFTs rather than releasing the game itself.

 

[SiccDicc]

- the link to the game is blocked on 4chan.

The tranny jannies strike again.

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to all of this: Bravo.

It may not have been made in good faith, but it's still a good game. Funny how that works.

 

[TVStactic]

It may not have been made in good faith, but it's still a good game. Funny how that works.

they made it to mock yet people managed to like it.
fuck, people even de-trannified the whole fang thing about her being a non-binary transwoman and just made her a woman, and some parts of /v/ simp for her.