Plagued Super Smash Bros. Community

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unironically saying Leffen is "just like Light Yagami from Death Note, trying to turn his phone into his own Death Note"
i love the idea of an ambitious sociopath deciding to waste all their potential and now magically granted abilities to rise in rank amongst the literally unwashed smash bros community centered around a children's game.
The one positive for the Smash community with this drama is at least no one is preying on minors for once
that we know of.
 
The one positive for the Smash community with this drama is at least no one is preying on minors for once
They're working together to lull the kids into a false sense of security. Countdown to the hax/leffen 9-year-old wombo highlight reel < CROWD GOES WILD >
 
Hax just released a 2 and a half hour long video on Leffen called "Evidence.zip 2".
Link: https://youtu.be/dzq65ixVtBU (archive)
PDF Version: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZBIB0pdC2-CuFL0-2JsRyjurKmv4JfJm/view (archive attached)
Archive will be added in an hour or two, already have it downloaded. If this vid stays up for more than a 48 hours I will be shocked
edit: Youtube archive added, if that somehow gets taken down I'll just re-encode it and upload it straight to here.
I don't really know much about the Melee and Smash scenes as a whole. I'm decently familiar with Melee's competitive scene. This is as schizophrenic as I think it is, right?
 
I’m just throwing this out there guys — what if he’s right? I don’t know anything about this Leffen guy but what if he’s the second coming of Vladolf Blormpfthler? I for one will be making preparations for the coming dark age. May God have mercy on your souls
 
Leffen is a Swedish Melee player who had a reputation of being a bad boy who told people to take showers. Is a top player. Known to get into beef from salty people trying to get a piece of him.

Hax$ is a New York melee player famous for mangling his own hands playing an anthropomorphic fox. Is famous for popularizing an arcade stick with only buttons to counteract his self-inflicted arthritis. Used to be really good, now alright.

Don't know why Hax is beefing on Leffen out of left field. Pandemic made it so neither player really got to interact with one another.


To be fair to Hax, he actually did really well using the B0XX in tournaments that let him. He's still in the contention for top 50/30 based on results from 2019. Not that he, or Leffen, bothered to enter online tournaments.

(Also worth noting Leffen has autistic rants about slight mods that fix hardware issues for Gamecube controllers, is against the B0XX, and complains about some anime swordfighter. But that's pretty old content to focus on in 2021.)
How the fuck do you fuck your hand up that bad playing a video game? A lot of the OG fighting game pros are still around, and nearing 40 for the most part, and few if any of them seem to have fucked up wrists or hands from slamming around a dpad or arcade lever.
 
How the fuck do you fuck your hand up that bad playing a video game? A lot of the OG fighting game pros are still around, and nearing 40 for the most part, and few if any of them seem to have fucked up wrists or hands from slamming around a dpad or arcade lever.
Because this game has barely any buffers so you can input a billion things in a couple of seconds, couple that with how the controller needs you to twist your wrist a hell of a lot more to pull them off
 
I’m just throwing this out there guys — what if he’s right? I don’t know anything about this Leffen guy but what if he’s the second coming of Vladolf Blormpfthler? I for one will be making preparations for the coming dark age. May God have mercy on your souls
then the world of manchildren competitive scenes centered around games made for drooling babies is doomed.
 
It really is amazing just how much autism is in the FGC Smash community. I'm really wondering just how Nintendo (and Sonic) back in the day attracted so many.

The normal FGC has its issues, but I see why they attempted to keep out Smash for so long back in the mid 00's.

How the fuck do you fuck your hand up that bad playing a video game? A lot of the OG fighting game pros are still around, and nearing 40 for the most part, and few if any of them seem to have fucked up wrists or hands from slamming around a dpad or arcade lever.
This is true.

Many of the best Street Fighter players are still around and still quite good. They just don't have the same reaction speed in middle age.

My guess is he had a death grip on the controller and caused strain issues. Basically carpel tunnel, but in the palm instead of the fingers.
 
smash is the most autistic game I've ever seen.
By design; in any fighting game/moba/ccg that relies on accumulating a massive amount of pointless phd sperg knowledge on how every little thing interacts the actual game is the autistic meta. Smash is just popular and accessible enough that outsiders can comprehend what these retards are saying.
I'd bet there's far worse communities, they're just fucking inscrutable to the point you can't even tell what game they're talking about most of the time
 
Hax has a side hustle selling 250$ b0xx controllers for smash (e.g. https://b0xx.com/). His whole deal was he fucked up his hands so badly playing the game that he couldn't use normal controllers etc.

Man, wouldn't someone feel really stupid if they paid some guy $250 for a controller that plays a 20 year old fighting game and they woke up and he was featured content on the kiwifarms... 😅.
 
From a defamation and slander standpoint I assume the worse thing Hax said are:
-Leffen would prefer if Zero killed himself
-Leffen blackmailed Hungry box

Wonder how many people leffen has killed if we’re comparing him to Hitler AND Lenin.
:thinking:
He has blood on his hands according to Hax.
And he's responsable for the crab throw.

So at least 1 crab
 
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