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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 295 13.1%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.5%

  • Total voters
    2,259
You know damn well they're not going to clean that stove, even now. Blow the dust away - hell, maybe they'll even use their newly-purchased vacuum to suck up most of the sawdust. That'll do. What? You can still cook on it!

Absolute fucking animals.
Much feminine, such women. I mean I'm sure your mom ejaculated all over the stove and pissed on it and never cleaned it to the point the accumulated detritus routinely caught on fire. This is how women act, right?
I don't even wanna think about what the trancher's attempt at fish tacos would look like...
Just the phrase "fish taco" and the thought of troons in the same sentence makes me think, oh fuck, I don't want to vomit now, you know exactly what it makes me think and your own realization should probably have you running for the toilet yourself.
 
You know that unfortunate kid from school who always smelled like cat shit and mold and cigarettes? Who had no idea he stank, and didn't understand why people asked about it? And once you got older, you realized it's because his parents are hoarders with multiple overflowing litter boxes, untouched for years, and dead cat carcasses throughout the home but he is just used to that smell because that is his whole life? His skin and clothes and hair and walls and bedding and oxygen are all just cat shit and mold and cigarettes?

That is the troon dome. Cat shit, dog shit, the amhole, burrito nights, general man stink and sweat, eternal body oils and grease from not showering, ball sweat, pet dandruff, man dandruff, weed, dilation family nights, jizz, garbage, dirty dishes, stale unwashed laundry... they must be so used to the fucking eternal stank that they no longer notice it.

All grown ass adults choosing to live like this while thinking they're the dantiest of women, posting pics and filming docs amongt the filth.

Imagine being the bar/grill owner trying to herd out the stinky autistic troons that have been loudly playing Magic The Gathering for several hours after eating, having to bleach the dining chairs after they leave. Everyone in town suffers this.
 
The burritos worked fast…
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A fuckin bowl of whole avocados? These assholes went to the trouble of laying out (their idea of) a photo-worthy table yet not only couldn't be fucked making guac, they didn't even bother to slice or mash the avo into the bowl to make it accessible for burrito building. These are display avocados.
Pathetic.
 
why do they always have fucking burritos? where is the proper meats? also is that rice?
what the fuck did they make on that stove? Like what requires goddamn sawdust on a stove? at all?


Aftermath of burrito night
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>Assuming the toilet has not already been destroyed from their fat asses
 
The worst part about burrito night at the Tranch is that their's is actually a decent spread, if it weren't all from a can.

EDIT: And also if they could be bothered to actually make guac or slice the olives
do they just make the guac right after or do they not like the guac?
 
do they just make the guac right after or do they not like the guac?
No idea man, That or they just cut up the avocados and put the slices on the burritos. Which is a revolting thought.

But typically you'd make the guac before you set the table for serving, same with slicing the olives, also why is there a bit of jalapeno in the beef? It's not hurting anything by being there but that shows a distinct lack of care if you're going to serve cross contaminated food like that. I'm 99% sure that cheese is a block of Velveeta, probably multiple blocks given the size of the pan. Those tomatos are diced way too big, the lettuce isn't shredded at all, I assume that the rice cooker pot is white rice and cilantro since that's a TexMex staple but Christ could you make it look any sadder? Look at how shiny and smooth those refried beans are, they obviously came from a can and weren't well stirred.

This picture is horrible, it gets worse and worse the more you stare at it. It's like a tiramisu of awfulness.
 
Have we figured out what night is Burrito Night yet? This seems like it must be a regularly scheduled occurrence. Or is it just random and they make burritos damn near every other day with no rhyme nor reason?
It seems that they make Burritos once a month, but without any kind of schedule. Sometimes they don't make any Burritos for a (few) months and in April they tweeted about them eating Burritos twice.
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Of note is the gap from September 2020 up until the end of March 2021 where none of the Tranchers tweeted about Burritos. It's hard to believe that they didn't have Burritos for nearly 6 and a half month when in the following months they tweeted about it monthly. My best guess is that they had Burritos but didn't tweet about it because the mean Kiwifarmers mocked them for their frequent "Burrito nights".
Twitter's search function is absolute shit but this is the search term I used: burrito (from:tenaciousranch OR from:steampunkpenny OR from:bonniemaker OR from:josiebean42 OR from:sky_is_a_void OR from:transsalamander)
 
No idea man, That or they just cut up the avocados and put the slices on the burritos. Which is a revolting thought.

But typically you'd make the guac before you set the table for serving, same with slicing the olives, also why is there a bit of jalapeno in the beef? It's not hurting anything by being there but that shows a distinct lack of care if you're going to serve cross contaminated food like that. I'm 99% sure that cheese is a block of Velveeta, probably multiple blocks given the size of the pan. Those tomatos are diced way too big, the lettuce isn't shredded at all, I assume that the rice cooker pot is white rice and cilantro since that's a TexMex staple but Christ could you make it look any sadder? Look at how shiny and smooth those refried beans are, they obviously came from a can and weren't well stirred.

This picture is horrible, it gets worse and worse the more you stare at it. It's like a tiramisu of awfulness.
Imagine gordon Ramsey seeing these trannies cook :story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story::story:
 
Good God that stuff looks awful!

I have no idea if this is meant to look like this (I'm not into Mexican food and only NOW know what this even IS because I hit Google lens while cropping and it told me it's refried beans) - it looks like what you'd expect to come out of the ranch dogs if they got in the trash! 🤢

Do they ALWAYS look this revolting or is it just another example of troons absolutely mullering everything they touch?

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Do they ALWAYS look this revolting or is it just another example of troons absolutely mullering everything they touch?
No. Usually they aren't that shiny and smooth, good refried beans will look like the picture. They used canned and frozen (premade) refried beans and they didn't stir it enough. Usually the beans from a can will sort of seperate a bit and the moisture will settle on the top. Canned beans also tend to take on the smoothness of the inside of the can, so stirring them in order to even everything out is essential.

They just emptied the cans into the pan and heated them up by the looks of things.

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