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to any tranchers lurking on us, are you happy now?! You've reduced us to discussing your hoggish eating habits and horrible body odor. Is that what you wanted from us?!
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Much feminine, such women. I mean I'm sure your mom ejaculated all over the stove and pissed on it and never cleaned it to the point the accumulated detritus routinely caught on fire. This is how women act, right?You know damn well they're not going to clean that stove, even now. Blow the dust away - hell, maybe they'll even use their newly-purchased vacuum to suck up most of the sawdust. That'll do. What? You can still cook on it!
Absolute fucking animals.
Just the phrase "fish taco" and the thought of troons in the same sentence makes me think, oh fuck, I don't want to vomit now, you know exactly what it makes me think and your own realization should probably have you running for the toilet yourself.I don't even wanna think about what the trancher's attempt at fish tacos would look like...
Corn flour and no lettuce all the way. Gotta be pico and cilantro for your veggies.They'd probably use lettuce and flour tortillas, too.
(I'm sorry if this sets off a True and Honest Mexican food derail... again.)
Considering neovaginas can tunnel into the colon or somewhere else in the bowels, this could end up occurring in a far more horrific way eventually.
A fuckin bowl of whole avocados? These assholes went to the trouble of laying out (their idea of) a photo-worthy table yet not only couldn't be fucked making guac, they didn't even bother to slice or mash the avo into the bowl to make it accessible for burrito building. These are display avocados.
Aftermath of burrito night
The least meat we've seen yet. Possibly slightly more rice and beans. They probably used the same number of cans of beans, though. My bowels hurt looking at that cheese.
why do they always have fucking burritos? where is the proper meats? also is that rice?
what the fuck did they make on that stove? Like what requires goddamn sawdust on a stove? at all?
>Assuming the toilet has not already been destroyed from their fat assesAftermath of burrito night
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do they just make the guac right after or do they not like the guac?The worst part about burrito night at the Tranch is that their's is actually a decent spread, if it weren't all from a can.
EDIT: And also if they could be bothered to actually make guac or slice the olives
No idea man, That or they just cut up the avocados and put the slices on the burritos. Which is a revolting thought.do they just make the guac right after or do they not like the guac?
It seems that they make Burritos once a month, but without any kind of schedule. Sometimes they don't make any Burritos for a (few) months and in April they tweeted about them eating Burritos twice.Have we figured out what night is Burrito Night yet? This seems like it must be a regularly scheduled occurrence. Or is it just random and they make burritos damn near every other day with no rhyme nor reason?
burrito (from:tenaciousranch OR from:steampunkpenny OR from:bonniemaker OR from:josiebean42 OR from:sky_is_a_void OR from:transsalamander)
Imagine gordon Ramsey seeing these trannies cookNo idea man, That or they just cut up the avocados and put the slices on the burritos. Which is a revolting thought.
But typically you'd make the guac before you set the table for serving, same with slicing the olives, also why is there a bit of jalapeno in the beef? It's not hurting anything by being there but that shows a distinct lack of care if you're going to serve cross contaminated food like that. I'm 99% sure that cheese is a block of Velveeta, probably multiple blocks given the size of the pan. Those tomatos are diced way too big, the lettuce isn't shredded at all, I assume that the rice cooker pot is white rice and cilantro since that's a TexMex staple but Christ could you make it look any sadder? Look at how shiny and smooth those refried beans are, they obviously came from a can and weren't well stirred.
This picture is horrible, it gets worse and worse the more you stare at it. It's like a tiramisu of awfulness.
No. Usually they aren't that shiny and smooth, good refried beans will look like the picture. They used canned and frozen (premade) refried beans and they didn't stir it enough. Usually the beans from a can will sort of seperate a bit and the moisture will settle on the top. Canned beans also tend to take on the smoothness of the inside of the can, so stirring them in order to even everything out is essential.Do they ALWAYS look this revolting or is it just another example of troons absolutely mullering everything they touch?