Clayton Ray Huff / Dream / DreamOnPvP / DreamTraps / DreamAF / DreamXD / DeltaKnight / DreamSkilful / Clayman23 - Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.

[I've Seen Some Shit]

Dream isn't going to fuck you.

Not because he doesn't want to, but because he can't find his dick under all the fat.

 

[TSG]

I'm incredibly ashamed..

Spoiler: Original

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It was the second search result for me so...

Spoiler: Redraw

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(Sorry for the low resolution, the original I painted on was 663x551, and eventually I noticed and resized it.) Feel free to edit anything!

This is fucking fantastic lmao. The blonde eyelashes too, you must be a really good artist.

 

[Revo]

And dumb af, the only good thing about him is that he's pretty and has cute mannerisms. But that's it.

He's never gonna have sex with k*w* farms users like you, bc kiwi farms bad.

 

[John Hancock]

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

Dream would like it to be known that the probability of him being skinny is not 1 in 7 trillion, but rather 1 in 100 million.

 

[John Hancock]

I'm incredibly ashamed..

how do i give someone both winner and islamic content

 

[why am I fucking here]

Side note, on Dream's youtuber wikia page it says he was the quarterback for his Highschool (Lyman High in FL) football team. I've been trying to find team profiles and looking at recorded videos of past games from 2015-2017 with little luck... I swear, if he's lying about being the quarterback to make himself look cooler to his rabid fanbase, that would make my fucking day.

Just remembered this from when the diequick23 account was uncovered.

(Taken from the Dream Team wiki)
I don't know much about Football, but I'd assume the quarterback would have to at least be able move well. Regardless of that, no fatass like Clayton would be able to play basketball and soccer safely, I guess he really was lying about it or at least embellishing this. This doesn't even consider that he actually went through highschool online (Seminole County Virtual School, according to the Team Rooted dox) and I got it wrong in my original post. Nice going Clayton.

 

[Aidan]

Just remembered this from when the diequick23 account was uncovered.
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(Taken from the Dream Team wiki)
I don't know much about Football, but I'd assume the quarterback would have to at least be able move well. Regardless of that, no fatass like Clayton would be able to play basketball and soccer safely, I guess he really was lying about it or at least embellishing this. This doesn't even consider that he actually went through highschool online (Seminole County Virtual School, according to the Team Rooted dox) and I got it wrong in my original post. Nice going Clayton.

One of those stans in the leaked chat I think mentioned Dream and his family are athletic to justify the notion that he's skinny. I'm wondering if the wiki is where they got the idea that he's athletic.

I've never seen an obese quarterback or soccer player but some baseball players can be chunky I guess.. I'll assume he lied about it all and maybe was a linebacker.

 

[Siegfried]

Just remembered this from when the diequick23 account was uncovered.
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(Taken from the Dream Team wiki)
I don't know much about Football, but I'd assume the quarterback would have to at least be able move well. Regardless of that, no fatass like Clayton would be able to play basketball and soccer safely, I guess he really was lying about it or at least embellishing this. This doesn't even consider that he actually went through highschool online (Seminole County Virtual School, according to the Team Rooted dox) and I got it wrong in my original post. Nice going Clayton.

its flag football. they also do things that let homeschool kids do sports too.

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

Just remembered this from when the diequick23 account was uncovered.
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(Taken from the Dream Team wiki)
I don't know much about Football, but I'd assume the quarterback would have to at least be able move well. Regardless of that, no fatass like Clayton would be able to play basketball and soccer safely, I guess he really was lying about it or at least embellishing this. This doesn't even consider that he actually went through highschool online (Seminole County Virtual School, according to the Team Rooted dox) and I got it wrong in my original post. Nice going Clayton.

In flag football, you want the quarterback to be small and elusive because your only offensive lineman is the center and he's not even allowed to block. However, it's high school flag football, so he could very well be telling the truth because anyone who's good at football in high school will be playing full contact.

 

[why am I fucking here]

its flag football. they also do things that let homeschool kids do sports too.

However, it's high school flag football, so he could very well be telling the truth because anyone who's good at football in high school will be playing full contact.

I just looked up what flag football is, that shit looks retarded as fuck but I could see how fat fuck Clay could play that. I stand corrected on that part, but it still seems off to me that he'd be able to play basketball and soccer safely at his size.

 

[John Hancock]

I don't know much about Football, but I'd assume the quarterback would have to at least be able move well.

(Assuming you're foreign or have zero idea what Amerimutt football is)
The quarterback is the guy who calls the plays and throws the football to one of the receivers or hands it off to a running back after it gets hiked to him. They sometimes fake-out the defense and run with ball themselves instead of throwing it, so no sane coach would make him quarterback. If he really did play, he was most likely a guard (one of the fatasses who tries to keep the linebackers from tackling the quarterback before he has a chance to throw) or a linebacker.
Also,
>bragging about being the quarterback of a flag football team
Fag football is when you have velcro flags attached to your belt that you're supposed to pull off instead of tackle.

Edit: rip someone explained it while I was typing this out

 

[thinking about mr hands]

Serious talk: he's not that bad looking. A guy can be overweight and still be considered relatively attractive. Not to mention that there's plenty of mediocre-looking or even largely unattractive Youtubers who simply don't give a shit and just be themselves, and their self-confidence makes them likeable despite their appearance.

The problem, of course, is that "meh to okay-looking" is not good enough. He has literally millions of creepy fans who need to believe he's some long-haired sparkly-eyed anime sexy boy. Normal people could accept that their long-time Youtube idol is just some regular fat boy, but normal people don't wish to eviscerate their idols and turn them into sex-chairs.

On the plus side, now we know that they could make a whole couch out of him.

Dream, of course, fed all of this with his stupid dancing around of his appearance. Dude's got tens of millions of subscribers - he had to know that sooner or later, someone would find out what he looked like. He could have beat this to the punch, mentioned how he's just a regular dude and not as sexy-looking as a lot of fans think, and his humility probably would have made up for being a fatboy. But, of course, Dream and humility are not two words that are found together often. I hope he enjoys the consequences of his dumbass secrecy fetish falling apart.

Dream might not be hideous or anything like that, but comparing him to his brother, he definitely is not the best looking.
I don't like judging people based on looks, but when you hype up your looks to a bunch of people and make yourself out to be a twink/pretty boy, you kind of deserve to be beaten down.

Spoiler: autistic sperging

In all honesty, Dream looks disgusting. I'm sorry. His hair, at least in this picture, looks like it hasn't been washed in ages. Also, I'm sorry for the hideous sight I'm about to show you all, but look at his fucking teeth.

They're stained and honestly filthy looking. Also, where's the fang Dweam where's those fangy wangys you talked about?
And sure, perhaps he got a glow up after puberty, but given how he spends a lot of time playing minecraft and has Coleton stand in for him in every shot (other than maybe the patches picture), I honestly doubt it.
And even with a glow-up, there's some features that cannot change, such as the fact that he has no obvious chin/jawline and his nose isn't the long angular nose he himself portrays he has.

Since the 3D mask video was posted by Dream and supposedly commissioned by him since it was posted on his private, we can assume that this is the image he wants people to see him as. The hair color is the same, but the facial structure is completely different. Unless he gets some major facial reconstruction surgery, he's never gonna look like this.

Everything about Dream screams that he's that one guy who moans while he's eating, has eternal sweaty hands, and he gives off creeper/nice guy/discord mod vibes. (no wonder he calls his fans kittens)

Not to mention how his friends are all decent/average looking, it's going to make his appearance stick out like a sore thumb.

Again, maybe he had a glow up after puberty, but all things considering, his looks are going to be absolutely outshined by everyone he associates with.

Then again, his personality is ugly, so it's only fitting that he is too. But maybe that's just my bias talking.

Dream, if you read this, I'm sorry bro, but get humble and quit making an ass of yourself. You kinda brought this upon you.

 

[Decepticon Spy]

it still seems off to me that he'd be able to play basketball and soccer safely at his size.

he's one of those niggers at the bench.

 

[naella]

I just looked up what flag football is, that shit looks retarded as fuck but I could see how fat fuck Clay could play that. I stand corrected on that part, but it still seems off to me that he'd be able to play basketball and soccer safely at his size.

Lyman Highschool has a MaxPreps page listing every student in each sport going back to when Clay should have been in school. There's no mention of him at all, just his brother in Soccer. I think he's full of shit.

 

[John Hancock]

Lyman Highschool has a MaxPreps page listing every student in each sport going back to when Clay should have been in school. There's no mention of him at all, just his brother in Soccer. I think he's full of shit.

i can't even put into words how fucking hysterical it would be if he lied about being the quarterback on a fucking flag football team

 

[Lollipop Head]

i can't even put into words how fucking hysterical it would be if he lied about being the quarterback on a fucking flag football team

Is it soccer? I'm not american but looking it up, its just American football with flag.

 

[naella]

Interestingly enough, the character in the Mask video looks more like Coleton than Clay. Even stealing his brothers face for a 3d animation?

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

Is it soccer? I'm not american but looking it up, its just American football with flag.

It's limited contact american football. Blocking is restricted and the play is dead when the ball carrier loses a flag or falls on his ass.

 

[John Hancock]

Is it soccer? I'm not american but looking it up, its just American football with flag.

Yep, people try to yank the flag off your belt instead of tackle. It's the sport equivalent of having to sit at the kids table during the family reunion.