Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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No one cares about his piano streams, it's just Dax trying to live out his "I wanna do musical theater" thing he went to UCLB for. The only time anything fun will happen is when chat bullies him and there's a back and forth. Other than that it's just him pulling an Owen Benjamin, no one comes to Dax for his musical talent so hence, no one cares about those streams.
In fairness, piano streaming is at least better than ranting about pedophilia.
 
Ouch.

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And 10.8k followers (Maddox) vs 3.6k followers (Maddax).
It wasn't long ago Kiwifarms joked that the increased focus on Dick's budding lolcow behaviour on Maddox's thread was another example of the latter being a cuckold. It's now Dax getting cucked by a fucking banana.
Maddox looks like he's at least having fun for the first time in forever. I have no interest in watching his stuff but clearly he's enjoying himself and hasn't done anything spergy in a while. He was the one who brought in non-offending pedophiles on TBP, right?

Really makes you think.
 
The Bananadox shit is baffling but it’s better than defending pedophilia so Maddox wins by default.
I dunno if anyone's taken a look at his Graphtreon lately. Looks kinda weird
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He’s definitely fucking with the statistics in some way but there is a noted decline in revenue since he went all in on pedophilia. I’ve suspected that road rage money gets funneled through as Patreon subscriptions which is why it’s $60 to attend (one year at $5/month). The only real question is why he feels the need to do it but I don’t really care.

Instead, we have the privilege of witnessing a friendship break down in real time and nobody wins.
WTF? There was very much a clear winner and it was the guy not defending pedophilia.
 
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And he thinks this makes him a badass. Dax hasn’t matured past age 14, tops.

Every high school in my area had at least one guy who had long since graduated (or dropped out) but was still partying with students well into his 20s or 30s. He’d buy the alcohol and drugs and feel like the big man while his presence was merely tolerated by most. Only the dimmest bulbs would buy into the idea that this was a cool dude. And he would always be trying to fuck high school girls. Most of us ponder such a person and cringe. Dax puffs out his chest and is proud to be that guy.
Dazed and Confused ruined a whole generation of men
 
WTF? There was very much a clear winner and it was the guy not defending pedophilia.
I meant "nobody wins" in the sense that Dax and Null are no longer friends and that this whole thing could have been avoided if Dax wasn't so intent on keeping Riley and co around. Like I said, Dax was arguing a point that was indefensible, and Null warned him that advocating for the destigmatization of lolicon would turn off a lot of his more sensible listeners, and he was right. Nobody wins because Null has been forced cut ties with the Dick Show, and Dick continuing to double down on his beliefs is rapidly alienating much of the listener base he's struggling to retain now that the show is waning in popularity.

Doubling down on pedophilia has hurt Dax's financial prospects far worse than the simpspiracy ever could.
 
I think np2 shutting down and losing Josh's support hurt him a lot more, if nothing else this is shown in the clip. He's not thinking about ppp he's thinking about his fight with Josh.
Josh wasn't even trying to be his enemy. He was just trying to give him good advice. No good deed goes unpunished in Clown World.
So in the Diddler Dax universe a bad review from Josh is basically the kiss of cowdom.
This makes it even more stupid that Diddler chose to disregard Josh's advice on how NOT to become a lolcow. He chose to become a lolcow instead. Dax had every bit of information needed to avoid the shitstorm he unleashed upon himself.
 
>be me
>sean
>audio engineer
>get back from road trip vacation
>lovingintercoursewithgf.allnightlong
>time to record the dick show
>pull up on road
>driveway is filled with garbage
>dick has been daydrinking
>the dog is fatter than ever
>digi is there
>riley is wearing a collar with the words "daddy's little slut" on it
>itadaki seieki is playing on the living room tv
>digi's mob is paying rapt attnetion to it
>fuckingweebs.dissapointment
>descend into the basement
>get served a warm diet coke by some crackwhore dick calls “marie”
>time to roll the tape
>back to the grind
 
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Fucking pussy. If you're going to have a retarded take, don't retract it when you think nobody is looking.
For somebody who will never apologies for "offensive jokes" he deleted that one pretty quick.
Yep, dax is a spineless wuss, he's not some promkang chad.
This is why ARCHIVE EVERYTHING is important.
A cuties loving kiddie diddler defending another kiddie diddler, colour me fucking surprised.
 
P.S. I'm not afraid of being called racist. I am racist. I am more racist every day. What I don't like is being totally excised from the global economy and all polite society because I don't want to live around non-whites. Being treated like this just reaffirms to me that whites and non-whites cannot coexist, because it is demonstrated to me that we cannot.
It's more than that. I'm not *particularly* racist, but racist jokes are often fun. Because why? Because, as that song from a few years back explained, everyone's a little bit racist.

Racist jokes wouldn't ever be funny to someone who never has an unpleasant interaction with someone of a different skin color, and immediately calls to mind racist stereotypes. I'd even argue that those stereotypes don't come from nowhere, but that's not relevant. What matters is racism is inherent to our very animal nature. Racist jokes strike a chord with everyone; that's why jokes based on race are as popular as jokes based on sex, food, and family.

However, most people aren't even a little bit interested in raping tiny children. That, indeed, goes against the grain of near-universal instinct to protect children.

Pedo jokes rely entirely on being shocking, without strumming a deep down "well kinda yeah," which is why normal people at most find them amusing the first time they hear them and then never again. They're very similar to "dead baby" jokes. Those were high comedy when I was twelve, but they don't elicit the slightest chuckle from older, more jaded me.

If someone keeps telling pedo jokes past their first brush of "lol how fucked up is THAT," they're a simpleton, a pedophile, or both.
 
This makes his posturing as a free speech absolutist who fears no man even more lulzy. One of the big boons of cultivating a lucrative fan following is that it allows for significant financial and creative freedom. Yet Dax, the self-styled ph33rl355 self-expression warrior, manages his social media like he’s an intern at Woke Corp. What a pussy.
 
This makes his posturing as a free speech absolutist who fears no man even more lulzy. One of the big boons of cultivating a lucrative fan following is that it allows for significant financial and creative freedom. Yet Dax, the self-styled ph33rl355 self-expression warrior, manages his social media like he’s an intern at Woke Corp. What a pussy.
"Freeze peach absolutist" is just a fancy way to signal one's love of lolicon, shotacon, paedophilia, and shit opinions.
 
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