Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

Fucking where retard? Tada what? It's insane how troons with obvious mental illness can make these bizarre accusations and people just lap it up.

I'm mostly impressed how these people still bring up Pewds old shit how he said the n-word during the stream one time, how he made a whole Nazi joke, fuck they still bring up him wearing a shirt with an Iron cross about it.

 

[King Dead]

Bobby shares his tricks in dealing with the Unintelligent:
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Y'know, I'm reminded of that old adage: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." I feel that if I were going around and noticing a large amount of people who not only didn't like me but were actively going out of their way to tell me as much, I might wonder if they might be on to something. A genuinely good person is not going to have everyone shit on them all day long, after all, so it might be time to do some self-reflection and figure out what I might need to change.

Bobby hasn't a single introspective bone in his body. He continues to see the world as black and white, that anyone who's against him must be nothing more than a simple bully, that he's being hated on for telling it like it is. He never once learned that oftentimes, bullying is...well, I'm not gonna say justified, but I will say it's understandable. A kid runs around mouthing off and acting like a jackass, you better believe he's gonna piss off someone pretty quick. If they're smart, they'll realize that maybe they're not just an innocent victim and change their behavior to fit in better.

If they're dumb, well, they'll grow up to become a 40-year-old who says things like:

No Bad Tactics. Bobby advocates using force and bribe to crush the Red States:
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"crush Red America into paste while there's time," "right-wing regressives [are] vestigial throwbacks," and "We're 156 years and counting overdue to put Garbage America in its proper place." Never once does Bobby stop and think that maybe, just maybe, people don't want to associate with a colossal asshole who says things like this unironically.

Bob: People don't hate you because they ain't you, or whatever delusion you use to cope with being shit on constantly. People hate you because you're objectively a bad person. Like, I honestly cannot think of a single positive thing about you as a person. It's truly remarkable just how awful you are, and because you've blinded yourself to your faults, you'll never change. Enjoy the hell of your own making, lardass.

Heath Ledger's untimely death is one of the things that immortalized his turn as the Joker. Hell, The Dark Knight still has more cultural cachet than half the MCU, partially because it was elevated by his show-stealing performance. If anything, this proves how badly BP has aged- talented lead, two capable antagonists, and all the hype it could possibly hope for- and now, 4 (?) Years on, it's basically a footnote in bygone pop culture ephemera.

It helps that TDK was second in a trilogy of well-crafted movies that were given room to breathe in between releases, whereas BP was entry #18 in a film series that was already a decade old by the time it came out, and was the first of three movies to release that year alone. There's definitely something to be said about how oversaturation dilutes any potential impact that the MCU movies could have had. I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw pretty much every Marvel movie (except Captain Marvel because haha fuck Brie Larson), and for the life of me I barely remember what happened in any of them. Compared to a great film, or even just a decent one, these movies are completely forgettable pablum.

Also, even if TDKR was a bit of a letdown overall, Baneposting will live on far longer than any cringy "Wakanda forever" shit.

 

[Positron]

I don't presume Chris has something so Improperly Evolved as a lifted truck?

And you don't expect "monsters" to be up against transphobia anyway:

 

[Tronathon242]

Eugenics Bob strikes again!

All before claiming anyone who says he supports eugenics and genocide is evil trolls trying to destroy his "good name" with a greasy shit eating grin.
Then with a twitch of his nose and a jiggle of his belly he rolls back downstairs into his safe basement den to watch endgame and fantasizing about Thanos snapping away everyone not living in a coastal city.

This tweet is more useful as the perfect counter to his scuzzy apologists who say he's "only talking about white supremacists." He's no different than other Wokists who think half of the country are irredeemable bigots.

Y'know, I'm reminded of that old adage: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." I feel that if I were going around and noticing a large amount of people who not only didn't like me but were actively going out of their way to tell me as much, I might wonder if they might be on to something. A genuinely good person is not going to have everyone shit on them all day long, after all, so it might be time to do some self-reflection and figure out what I might need to change.

Bobby hasn't a single introspective bone in his body. He continues to see the world as black and white, that anyone who's against him must be nothing more than a simple bully, that he's being hated on for telling it like it is. He never once learned that oftentimes, bullying is...well, I'm not gonna say justified, but I will say it's understandable. A kid runs around mouthing off and acting like a jackass, you better believe he's gonna piss off someone pretty quick. If they're smart, they'll realize that maybe they're not just an innocent victim and change their behavior to fit in better.

If they're dumb, well, they'll grow up to become a 40-year-old who says things like:

"crush Red America into paste while there's time," "right-wing regressives [are] vestigial throwbacks," and "We're 156 years and counting overdue to put Garbage America in its proper place." Never once does Bobby stop and think that maybe, just maybe, people don't want to associate with a colossal asshole who says things like this unironically.

Bob: People don't hate you because they ain't you, or whatever delusion you use to cope with being shit on constantly. People hate you because you're objectively a bad person. Like, I honestly cannot think of a single positive thing about you as a person. It's truly remarkable just how awful you are, and because you've blinded yourself to your faults, you'll never change. Enjoy the hell of your own making, lardass.

It helps that TDK was second in a trilogy of well-crafted movies that were given room to breathe in between releases, whereas BP was entry #18 in a film series that was already a decade old by the time it came out, and was the first of three movies to release that year alone. There's definitely something to be said about how oversaturation dilutes any potential impact that the MCU movies could have had. I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw pretty much every Marvel movie (except Captain Marvel because haha fuck Brie Larson), and for the life of me I barely remember what happened in any of them. Compared to a great film, or even just a decent one, these movies are completely forgettable pablum.

Also, even if TDKR was a bit of a letdown overall, Baneposting will live on far longer than any cringy "Wakanda forever" shit.

The Wakanda Forever stuff is pure cringe because there are people who actually want to build an ethno-state based on that shit.

 

[Kulee Baba]

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I don't presume Chris has something so Improperly Evolved as a lifted truck?

And you don't expect "monsters" to be up against transphobia anyway:
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I get it that it's Bob's career to overthink Pop Culture, but it's really absurd to think The Munsters served any kind of commentary on immigrants or culture clashes.

The joke is they're a family made up of parodied Universal Horror Monster. They're only somewhat a Jewish family because Grandpa Munster was played by an ethnically Jewish man the Late Al Lewis. There's no Romanian or Astro-Hungarian references made concerning the Munsters.

It's like saying The Addams Family served as a commentary with the Addams representating bourgeois Americans and they're incompatible with the middle/working class. No it's a funny family who are comically macabre.

 

[Mola Ram]

I get it that it's Bob's career to overtime Pop Culture, but it's really absurd to think The Munsters served any kind of commentary on immigrants or culture clashes.

The joke is they're a family made up of parodied Universal Horror Monster. They're only somewhat a Jewish family because Grandpa Munster was played by an ethnically Jewish man the Late Al Lewis. There's no Romanian or Astro-Hungarian references made concerning the Munsters.

It's like saying The Addams Family served as a commentary with the Addams representating bourgeois Americans and they're incompatible with the middle/working class. No it's a funny family who are comically macabre.

It's just like his obsession with the MCU, attributing deep and significant themes and ideas to what is nothing more than completely disposable pop culture. Except somehow this is even more pathetic and head-shaking. That whole thread is "tell me you're autistic without saying you're autistic."

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

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I don't presume Chris has something so Improperly Evolved as a lifted truck?

And you don't expect "monsters" to be up against transphobia anyway:
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an Eastern European Jewish family, with a surname that's either Irish, German or Dutch
yes, that's 100% likely

 

[Mola Ram]

an Eastern European Jewish family, with a surname that's either Irish, German or Dutch
yes, that's 100% likely

"It's about the immigrant experience!" No, it's about literal Universal monsters living in the suburbs, you fucking brainlet.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I thought you said "enema" there at the end at first...

Not that you would've been wrong.

Would've been more appropriate if he was talking about Nicholson rather than Ledger.

More of Bobby's big-brain movie pitch:

And at the end of the film when the comically overweight music critic completes his rage quest and triumphantly reveals this to the world.... No one cares because chipmunks don't talk and everyone except the "enlightened" critic knew it was a gimmick.

Also, Dave doing all three voices would be impressive. I mean, listen to something like the Kingston Trio and imagine it was just one guy doing three different takes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t wait for Bob’s treatise on how Bosom Buddies was a trailblazing work of social commentary that was subversively crucial to the advancement of intersectional trans/queer rights.

 

[UserAccess]

"It's about the immigrant experience!" No, it's about literal Universal monsters living in the suburbs, you fucking brainlet.

Right, because the pitch of the show was:

A family of monsters is living in the suburbs when we know God damn well monsters aren't supposed to be in the suburbs. Tomfoolery ensues.

Not:

A stand-in for Jewish immigrants as monsters struggle against societal norms in the age of white flight. Discussion of guilt ensues.

How can you tell? Because Herman Munster splinters the door into a million pieces with a stupid look on his face in the opening, that's how.

I'd let it slide if the little bitch showed some humility instead of presenting this Denny's stoned supposition as fucking gospel.

 

[Mola Ram]

Right, because the pitch of the show was:

A family of monsters is living in the suburbs when we know God damn well monsters aren't supposed to be in the suburbs. Tomfoolery ensues.

Not:

A stand-in for Jewish immigrants as monsters struggle against societal norms in the age of white flight. Discussion of guilt ensues.

How can you tell? Because Herman Munster splinters the door into a million pieces with a stupid look on his face in the opening, that's how.

I'd let it slide if the little bitch showed some humility instead of presenting this Denny's stoned supposition as fucking gospel.

I'd be hard pressed to come up with something more deliberately mindless than practically any 1960s tv sitcom, and The Munsters was one of the most mindless, driven by exactly the same kind of one joke gimmick as My Mother the Car. It's a better show, mostly because of the performers, but it's still a howling void of intellectual emptiness. Smart television was the exception, not the rule, and The Munsters was not an exception in any way.

 

[Boss Bass]

Additionally, coastal cities are becoming filthy, crime-ridden hell holes with astronomical property values. Cities like NYC, SanFran, Portland, and Seattle are on a terminal decline because of "progressive" policy. The only reason why Bob doesn't feel it is because he lives in the suburbs.

Hell, with modern telecommunications and Amazon able to ship anywhere in the continental United States, shouldn't such urban centers be--say it with me--obsolete?

They are. There is a literal Cali diaspora shitting up idaho, Montana and the like.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dennis the Menace dealt a crushing blow to the fetishized nuclear family, with pioneering male feminist show runners holding a mirror up to beleaguered women trapped in domestic torpor, honoring their lived experience and providing a key narrative for the pro-choice movement (“What if my child grows up to be a menace? Post-birth abortion rights now!”).

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

They are. There is a literal Cali diaspora shitting up idaho, Montana and the like.

Oh shit! They're right on my doorstep. Time to seal the border!

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

My Mother the Car

Ah yes, a beautiful allegory for the life of a trans person. Born in one body and trapped in a specific gender role before being reborn into a different body. One with a transmission.

Get it? Trans mission! It's obvious that the writers were very progressive, heroic evangelicals of the trans gospel.

 

[Mola Ram]

Ah yes, a beautiful allegory for the life of a trans person. Born in one body and trapped in a specific gender role before being reborn into a different body. One with a transmission.

Get it? Trans mission! It's obvious that the writers were very progressive, heroic evangelicals of the trans gospel.

Also, note the provocative metaphor of a man traveling inside his mother, simultaneously returning to the womb and indulging his darkest, most hidden subconscious urges. Such arresting Oedipal themes would not appear on tv again until The Sopranos.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We can laugh and joke all we want, but our tax dollars are paying financial aid to nitwits who produce theses saying roughly the same thing, albeit earnestly, to earn academic credentials. We and Bob are doing it for free. So who are the real jokers?

 

[Imposteroak]

Oh holy fuck this makes me actually MATI. The Franchise hasnt been an action comedy since like 1987. The first death of Krillin really kind of nails in that Dragon Ball is a soap opera for little boys.

Someone else pointed out that Bobs current view of DBZ is most certainly painted by the abridged series. If he ever watched the original series with any seriousness it was most likely after he aged out of the target audience. Then probably glancing over the abridged series goofiness he decided the show is really just a fun romp that should be treated on the same level as bobobo.

IMO I do think some of akira toriyamas comedy oriented stuff would be better suited for the big screen. The premises are unique and the stories self contained enough that it would work for a movie or three. I pretty much have no desire to see another live action DBZ, but I would at least give a Dr slump movie a chance.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

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Someone else pointed out that Bobs current view of DBZ is most certainly painted by the abridged series. If he ever watched the original series with any seriousness it was most likely after he aged out of the target audience. Then probably glancing over the abridged series goofiness he decided the show is really just a fun romp that should be treated on the same level as bobobo.

IMO I do think some of akira toriyamas comedy oriented stuff would be better suited for the big screen. The premises are unique and the stories self contained enough that it would work for a movie or three. I pretty much have no desire to see another live action DBZ, but I would at least give a Dr slump movie a chance.

I don't think Bob has even seen DBZA, the only think he's seen is the wiki page.