Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

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I don't presume Chris has something so Improperly Evolved as a lifted truck?

And you don't expect "monsters" to be up against transphobia anyway:
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I get it that it's Bob's career to overthink Pop Culture, but it's really absurd to think The Munsters served any kind of commentary on immigrants or culture clashes.

The joke is they're a family made up of parodied Universal Horror Monster. They're only somewhat a Jewish family because Grandpa Munster was played by an ethnically Jewish man the Late Al Lewis. There's no Romanian or Astro-Hungarian references made concerning the Munsters.

It's like saying The Addams Family served as a commentary with the Addams representating bourgeois Americans and they're incompatible with the middle/working class. No it's a funny family who are comically macabre.

Good grief, we can probably sum up Bob's thoughts on The Addams Family/The Munsters with, some dumbass professor in Film Studies class that Bob attended, tried to overanalyze the Blue Curtains, as many English/Literature/Film professors are wont to do (I certainly ran into it alot in high school and college level English/Lit/Writing courses). Bob probably only thinks this initially because of what he learned in his college Film Studies courses, accepted it uncritically like the potato for a brain he is, and then never questions it. And today, his angels and senpais both analyze shit to death and beyond, pretending meanings there that never existed are the actual intended message, and so forth.

He's too dense to realize that in the case of both the Addams Family and the Munsters, THE CURTAINS WERE FUCKING BLUE and that's all it means.

 

[Flexo]

Good grief, we can probably sum up Bob's thoughts on The Addams Family/The Munsters with, some dumbass professor in Film Studies class that Bob attended, tried to overanalyze the Blue Curtains, as many English/Literature/Film professors are wont to do (I certainly ran into it alot in high school and college level English/Lit/Writing courses). Bob probably only thinks this initially because of what he learned in his college Film Studies courses, accepted it uncritically like the potato for a brain he is, and then never questions it. And today, his angels and senpais both analyze shit to death and beyond, pretending meanings there that never existed are the actual intended message, and so forth.

He's too dense to realize that in the case of both the Addams Family and the Munsters, THE CURTAINS WERE FUCKING BLUE and that's all it means.

Extra irony for both shows being in black & white.

 

[instythot]

His worst nightmare - replaced by a robot, that will live forever.

If you program that robot to vote establishment blue in perpetuity? Well now you're looking at the superior future, mister

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

It's not an incorrect observation.

The pop-culture decay of Black Panther from THE Movie of the Century that should be taught in schools as being just as defining to humanity as the Moon landing to nobody caring when the lead actor literally died was astounding. Academics went from shoulder dislocations from patting themselves on the back for being so smart as to see it's "Real" importance to refusing to get even faux-outraged when the Oscars didn't keep giving it awards in years it wasn't even in theatres.....

Kinda gives me heart that the plastic foundations of woke cinema will last far shorter than even pessimistic people thought they'd last, which wasn't long to start with.

If I had to give a reason why, it's that people can recognize cheap consumer shit for what it is, cheap, consumable and as long-lasting as the ethos that made it.

You can look at the quiet moments in Terminator or Aliens where the characters clearly comprehend the murder-beast/machine is right on the OTHER side of the door without the need for corny dialogue or CGI effects, you can see it on their faces.

Nobody has the skill to do that anymore, so we get essentially 90 minute rock videos, all flash, no substance.

90 minutes would be an improvement tbf, they're usually ass-numbing 2 hour marathons. Which seems to be a genre thing, but most stories aren't interesting enough to hold your pee in that long for.

Definitely a change in audience perceptions, RLM's consoom product, then get excited for next product meme is true. This seems to work on younger Gen X onward, who are still watching this stuff, but maybe Hollywood should be worried about how little kids (the traditional audience for superhero fantasies and their future audience if there's going to be one) give a shit about any of this. Kids in 2021 don't care about Captain America or Black Panther or Star Wars, they like Minecraft and CoD and YouTubers who talk about Minecraft and CoD.

looks like Covid only gave the world a year or two of peace, because Phase Four (no that doesn't sound ominous at all) is coming:

I guess Phase Five is when they turn the X-Men into quip factories.

All of these movies look like they're going to suck balls.

 

[Kumquat]

Before I knew who MovieBlob was, I had thought the most annoying kind of person was the pretentious "artist" who tried to claim their "blue stripe on white canvas" was super deep and symbolic and represented something other than his fantastic arrogance, laziness, and inability to produce meaningful, skilled art.

But now, I have learned that's only the second most annoying kind of person. The most annoying kind of person is the wannabe "artist" who has never actually created anything of their own, sits on their ass and does fuck-all well into their 30s, and insists that the childish games and toys they play with are actually super deep and complex and only they and their hyper-intelligent brain can grasp the true meaning of what the rest of the world perceives as simple entertainment.

I have more respect for the people who play these games or watch these movies purely for entertainment. These people at least are under no delusion that their hobbies are simple and, frankly, childish. It would be hypocritical of me to judge them, because it's okay to indulge in a little childlike fantasy and pretend every now and then. Blob sitting here and pretending The Addams Family and capeshit are actually super-deep meta-commentaries on society and that he's the super-smart big boy who "gets" it just reeks of denial and an overwhelming sense of failure.

If you're going to be a 30+ year old man, unemployed, with no discernable skills, and sit in your basement all day watching super-hero films and playing with toys, fucking own up to it. I'd have just a ounce more of respect for you if you did. I think, deep down, Blob knows he's produced absolutely nothing of worth to the world and that he's a massive failure, but he's such an egotistical narcissist that he refuses to admit it, living the rest of his sad, diabetic life in denial.

The first step to fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem in the first place.

 

[Positron]

 

[instythot]

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Burger King's entire menu is described as "adequate". Nothing they do rises to regular good, let alone really f'n good.

Chris will cram anything but a cock in his blowhole as long as a queer tells him to, huh?

 

[EnemyStand]

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Oho! Burger King totally showed them, guys! And I can guarantee their chicken sandwich is nowhere near as good as Chick-fil-A.

Chris will cram anything but a cock in his blowhole as long as a queer tells him to, huh?

I don't know if he'd draw the line at a cock.

 

[Kumquat]

Chris will cram anything but a cock in his blowhole as long as a queer tells him to, huh?

If he's buying in to the hyper-left's insistence that tranny cocks are "feminine penises" and that you're a giant bigot if you don't blow them, I'm sure he'll be all to eager to do so.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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Apparently, stanning for big soulless corporations that sell nothing of long-term value is a Chipman family trait.

This is somehow pathetic, funny and predictable at the same time.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Chris will cram anything but a cock in his blowhole as long as a queer tells him to, huh?

I don't know if he'd draw the line at a cock.

Chris has gone on record to state if his wife turned out to be man he'd love her all the same because love is love or some bull.

Remember kids, it is not true-and-honest SCIENCE if it says there are only two genders!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Burger King's entire menu is described as "adequate". Nothing they do rises to regular good, let alone really f'n good.

Chris will cram anything but a cock in his blowhole as long as a queer tells him to, huh?

There is a reason why I haven't even set foot in a Burger King for over fifteen years.

Of course, Chris has to use consumption to make some sort of political statement. I would glad go to a Chick-Fil-A because I've heard good things about the food and the quality of service, but alas, there is t one where I live anymore. Going there to spite Chris would be the cherry on top.

 

[DZoomer]

Question to the scholars of Bobology: I've seen Blob mention multiple times how he writes the script for videos that have millions of views on YouTube. Which channel are these supposed videos from? Cuz his main channel usually has some very measly number of views.

 

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bob chipman should be beaten to death

 

[Adamska]

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Their chicken sandwich is pretty bad for the price even when they don't fuck it up. The worst sandwich I ever got at a fast food place was a BK chicken sandwich, when they tried to sell badly defrosted rotten chicken on cold wet buns.

But because it panders to the gays consoom product. Prove that all sexual identity movements are just perverts who fling their money everywhere because even mentioning their desire to fuck in a positive way opens the wallet.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Question to the scholars of Bobology: I've seen Blob mention multiple times how he writes the script for videos that have millions of views on YouTube. Which channel are these supposed videos from? Cuz his main channel usually has some very measly number of views.

He wrote a video for MatPat, and he feels important because of it.

 

[Tronathon242]

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I remember that Orlando Chick-fil-A restaurants opened their doors on the Sunday after the Pulse Night Club shooting to give sandwiches to those giving blood to aid the victims. I'm also sure the main headquarters coordinates charity efforts that aid all manner of people. But they have the wrong opinions, so they must be evil.

The Chipman brothers really do cater their tastes according to consoomerist tendencies and politics. It's beyond pathetic. I'll bet Chris even supported the tin pot Boston mayor when he tried to block Chick-fil-A from opening in the city in unconstitutional fashion.

There is a reason why I haven't even set foot in a Burger King for over fifteen years.

Of course, Chris has to use consumption to make some sort of political statement. I would glad go to a Chick-Fil-A because I've heard good things about the food and the quality of service, but alas, there is t one where I live anymore. Going there to spite Chris would be the cherry on top.

Chick-fil-A really is tops for fast food quality and service, that's not an exaggeration. It's especially true when you compare it with how shitty the service is at other chains these days. Of course, Bob and Chris would put up with dickheads and dumb bitches in other places getting their orders wrong, leaving the restaurant looking like a mess, and having the workers treat them with visible contempt as long as they could spite the Christians.

 

[EnemyStand]

Chick-fil-A really is tops for fast food quality and service, that's not an exaggeration. It's especially true when you compare it with how shitty the service is at other chains these days. Of course, Bob and Chris would put up with dickheads and dumb bitches in other places getting their orders wrong, leaving the restaurant looking like a mess, and having the workers treat them with visible contempt as long as they could spite the Christians.

Yeah, it's super retarded. There's a reason that despite the constant attacks and smears CFA has been in the top five chains since the 90s. But hey, at least those jackasses won't be blocking the lines to people who appreciate decent fast food and good service.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

There is a reason why I haven't even set foot in a Burger King for over fifteen years.

Of course, Chris has to use consumption to make some sort of political statement. I would glad go to a Chick-Fil-A because I've heard good things about the food and the quality of service, but alas, there is t one where I live anymore. Going there to spite Chris would be the cherry on top.

I don't go to Chik-Fil-A because their dining room is closed and their drive thru line has a 45 minute wait.

I don't go to Burger King because their food tastes like pink slime drizzled with hobo cum. And now they've revealed themselves to be a bunch of pandering jackasses who think worshipping the rainbow will lead to the pot of gold.

And Chris Chipman has taught me that anything he endorses sucks like a vampire on meth. He's like a barometer pointing to the things that you should avoid in life.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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I haven't even seen the "new" BK chicken sandwitch yet, but if it's anything like its previous offerings, it sucks and probably tastes like ass.

Given Bob's and Chris' demonstrable shit taste in food in general, I'm not surprised Chris is creaming his panties about the taste of this alleged chicken sammitch that's supposedly "really f'n good". It's like man, does alchohol kill taste buds, or what?