Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr. Duck]

Burger King tastes like cardboard, even McDonalds is better.

The Shitta will eat anything if it can own da chudz in his mind.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Libfag Arts Major Bobby thinks everything is a polemic.

Please at least libfag Art Majors have an actual BA

 

[The Valeyard]

I haven't even seen the "new" BK chicken sandwitch yet, but if it's anything like its previous offerings, it sucks and probably tastes like ass.

Brad Jones did a review of it on his channel recently.

 

[UserAccess]

Burger King tastes like cardboard, even McDonalds is better.

The Shitta will eat anything if it can own da chudz in his mind.

As if Chris Chipman needed an excuse to avoid green vegetables.

You could just give that money to your sexual identity charity of choice instead of needing Burger King as your middleman. You could give it to a good cause, even! Lots of needy dogs and cats could use that money a lot more, but only one of those options ends with Chris Chipman forcing another fried sandwich down his already fat throat. More to the point, Burger King's convinced fucking morons to feel good about it.

Chipmans are just the worst kind of people.

 

[EnemyStand]

As if Chris Chipman needed an excuse to avoid green vegetables.

You could just give that money to your sexual identity charity of choice instead of needing Burger King as your middleman. You could give it to a good cause, even! Lots of needy dogs and cats could use that money a lot more, but only one of those options ends with Chris Chipman forcing another fried sandwich down his already fat throat. More to the point, Burger King's convinced fucking morons to feel good about it.

Chipmans are just the worst kind of people.

Lefties statistically do not give to charity on their own. Sure, they might kick in that dollar at Dunkin for St. Jude or buy a tasteless sandwich so BK will donate to some fag charity, but they are the lowest givers in both time and money because they expect other people (through Big Papa Government) to pony up.

 

[Positron]

Good news keep coming during Shame Month (NBC news article).

Indeed a teachers in America do have the right to call any student a nigger, and it doesn't matter whether the teacher does it for religious or secular reason. A First Amendment Right is a First Amendment Right. As for white teachers giving non-white students Anglo-Saxon names, it is for their own good and prepare their lives in an Anglo-Saxon society. Ditto for teacher who choose to address their brave and stunning little mermaids their normal birth names.


Yeah I bet TeamImpossibe will find the judge a NAZI! too.

Bobby still thinks Democrats are corrupt and open to bribes:


You white trash coal puppets! Your obsolescence is self-inflicted!



LOL what wage gap?

Trump called Biden a "retard", which reminds nutters how fascist he is:


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We have a Philosophy section today. Let's here how Bobby addresses some life's big mysteries:

The only real-life human beings Bobby sees are Chris and himself, hence his refusal to believe that humans are basically good.

When Bobby read that Vexwerewolf dislikes him, his tone got even more hostile and passive-aggessive:



TL;DR -- Bobby hasn't been bullied enough in school.

"I dislike you" = "Fuck you".


Unfortunately the discussion came to an abrupt end as rando brings out Bobby's Kryptonite, mentioning his being "basically gaslit" by The Abortion.

TL;DR -- Bobby hasn't been bullied enough in school.

Aftermath: Vexwerewolf wrote something he regrets, which presumably marked him as a bad-faith trouble stirrer:




I wonder how many time did our "lapsed but aware Catholic" gave up his normal-sized lunch to people in need.

Lefties statistically do not give to charity on their own

Thank you.

Indeed I expect Sorbo's behavior in everyone, regardless whether they won't shut up about how Christian they are or not, regardless whether they are Christian or not.
(Paul understands this point; see Romans 5:7-8)

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Feminism!!!! But feminism is a bad thing when it happens in DC:

A better title of this might be Thor: The God of Mansplaining.

Indeed are DC and MCU trying to out-tard each other?

It's just the Superman theme. Calm thine mantits.

More on weird sitcom families:

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Burger King's entire menu is described as "adequate". Nothing they do rises to regular good, let alone really f'n good.

I don't really go to either restaurant that often, but I know another internet Masshole who knows a lot about how mediocre Burger King's food is compared to Chik-fil-A.

 

[EnemyStand]

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I wonder how many time did our "lapsed but aware Catholic" gave up his normal-sized lunch to people in need.


Thank you.

Indeed I expect Sorbo's behavior in everyone, regardless whether they won't shut up about how Christian they are or not, regardless whether they are Christian or not.
(Paul understands this point; see Romans 5:7-8)

Ah yes, all of a sudden the atheist is an expert on salvation and Christian behavior. Pro-tip: just because someone's religious does not mean that they can't spot empty emotional appeals used for the purpose of manipulation. And, if we go by the Constitution as the law of the land as dictated by the Bible individual freedom is indeed more important than individual safety. Furthermore, someone who openly calls for the deaths of his enemies has no right to weigh in on Christian behavior, especially if you're outside the faith as it's against our religion to be taught Scripture by non-believers.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I wonder how many time did our "lapsed but aware Catholic" gave up his normal-sized lunch to people in need.

A certain aphorism about those who trade liberty for safety deserve neither comes to mind, and Bob being the gullible idiot he is for all leftist talking points, would trade his for a lifetime of mindless consumption. What's more, he is in no position to call out anyone on their hypocrisy when he has an extensive history of it. Take his own feminism for example. He claims to respect women, but saves his most vicious misogyny for those who refuse to toe the DNC party line. Hell, his comment with regards to a woman filling his plate at a BBQ might show some insight into how he truly views women. Objects to serve or satisfy his base desires. That is one such example and I dead certain that there are more.

TL;DR, Shut up, Bob.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

if it's anything like its previous offerings, it sucks and probably tastes like ass.

Yes, but it provides an opportunity to virtue signal.

The difference is that there is no religion that views calling people niggers as a matter of dogma. Many religions view opposition to troonery as a matter of dogma.

Either way, I've spoken a lot about us needing a Battle of Tours moment where we stop this woke advance in the same way Charles Martel stopped the Muslim advance. This actually looks like it and for once I'm something other than pessimistic about the future of the West.

 

[Adamska]

Ah yes, all of a sudden the atheist is an expert on salvation and Christian behavior. Pro-tip: just because someone's religious does not mean that they can't spot empty emotional appeals used for the purpose of manipulation. And, if we go by the Constitution as the law of the land as dictated by the Bible individual freedom is indeed more important than individual safety. Furthermore, someone who openly calls for the deaths of his enemies has no right to weigh in on Christian behavior, especially if you're outside the faith as it's against our religion to be taught Scripture by non-believers.

Bobby wants to simultaneously decry the "third rate" school he went to where the Micks, Wops, and the Eastern Wogs were only kept there to avoid the even worse Darkies and Spics. The place where he apparently according to some posters he tried to hint he got molested.

While also pretending that going to this shitty school was like spending years in seminary, and he has the same tier of knowledge as Erasmus and Pascal. He cannot just be the Euphoric, he has to also be the Theologian.

This is because Bob is a fucking retard with poor sense of mind, an utter lack of spine, and whose criminally low intelligence means he considers the commercials where Ronald McDonald stops the Hamburgler from stealing Mayor McCheese' crack pipe high art.

By the by, can you guys link Bob hinting Father Francis touched him? I feel like this is about as made up as him claiming Jesus both doesn't exist and is black since those were also stated without showing the relevent alcoholic screeching.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby wants to simultaneously decry the "third rate" school he went to where the Micks, Wops, and the Eastern Wogs were only kept there to avoid the even worse Darkies and Spics. The place where he apparently according to some posters he tried to hint he got molested.

While also pretending that going to this shitty school was like spending years in seminary, and he has the same tier of knowledge as Erasmus and Pascal. He cannot just be the Euphoric, he has to also be the Theologian.

This is because Bob is a fucking retard with poor sense of mind, an utter lack of spine, and whose criminally low intelligence means he considers the commercials where Ronald McDonald stops the Hamburgler from stealing Mayor McCheese' crack pipe high art.

By the by, can you guys link Bob hinting Father Francis touched him? I feel like this is about as made up as him claiming Jesus both doesn't exist and is black since those were also stated without showing the relevent alcoholic screeching.

One twitter user asked bob (since bob said he was an altar boy) if a priest ever molested him, and Bob said no, no priest had ever molested him because bob is fat forever and the priest would not have sex with him.

Nuns prolly took a strap to his ass or a ruler to the palm of his hand, though?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

We have a Philosophy section today. Let's here how Bobby addresses some life's big mysteries:

The only real-life human beings Bobby sees are Chris and himself, hence his refusal to believe that humans are basically good.

When Bobby read that Vexwerewolf dislikes him, his tone got even more hostile and passive-aggessive:



TL;DR -- Bobby hasn't been bullied enough in school.

"I dislike you" = "Fuck you".


Unfortunately the discussion came to an abrupt end as rando brings out Bobby's Kryptonite, mentioning his being "basically gaslit" by The Abortion.

TL;DR -- Bobby hasn't been bullied enough in school.

Aftermath: Vexwerewolf wrote something he regrets, which presumably marked him as a bad-faith trouble stirrer:

Bad faith?! Motherfucker you came knocking to his fucking door and once more expected people to agree the undesirable should be exterminated. And when you got clapped back and people won't buy your bullshit. You ran to your quote tweets. Even that wasn't enough to hide your cowardly methods.

Please, Chipman. Tell us. How deep does your hatred for humanity go? How much hesitation would you have when given the chance to launch the nukes against the world? And for what? Because you think the world owes gratitude to you for existing.

Poor me. Poor me. Man pour me a drink, Fatass.

Holy fuck, I am glad his revenge fantasies are just fantasies because one day being a superhero or with a taste of power and we will be looking at something worse than the Gulag.

 

[Blacklight]

You know I used to have trouble deciding who's worse. Blobby boy or the inflatable blue bear, and these past few months have shown that christ. Movie Bob might be the most miserable fucker in the entire human race's history. Even fucking Dobson learned to shut the fuck up with enough people calling him stupid.

 

[The tired cat]

Indeed are DC and MCU trying to out-tard each other?
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It's just the Superman theme. Calm thine mantits.

All I wonder if this show/movie is gonna have a plotpoint of Superhorse and Supergirl becoming an item.

 

[Positron]

By the by, can you guys link Bob hinting Father Francis touched him? I feel like this is about as made up as him claiming Jesus both doesn't exist and is black since those were also stated without showing the relevent alcoholic screeching.

Recently he claims he's suffered "*extremely* long and well thought-out trauma" at the hand of the Catholic Church, with a naughty wink emoji.

(I just noticed the wink emoji and I lost my lunch.)

 

[Adamska]

You know I used to have trouble deciding who's worse. Blobby boy or the inflatable blue bear, and these past few months have shown that christ. Movie Bob might be the most miserable fucker in the entire human race's history. Even fucking Dobson learned to shut the fuck up with enough people calling him stupid.

His hideous personality disorder, frictionless smooth brain, and severe alcoholism combine their powers to make him mentally unable to stand the concept that he was wrong. He would rather just attrition and sidestep than just go "I was fucking wrong, there I said it", because it for some reason causes him massive amounts of psychological pain.

I think it's the ODD combining with his knowledge that he clearly is not a smart man that does it.

Recently he claims he's suffered "*extremely* long and well thought-out trauma" at the hand of the Catholic Church, with a naughty wink emoji.

(I just noticed the wink emoji and I lost my lunch.)

Might want to recheck the link you put; it's not working.

ADDENDUM: If and when I can see said link and confirm it, then I can state this: Bob is lying via omission at best if he's doing this shit for woke points.

Oh he suffered trauma at the school, but that was because the admins told the Chimpman clan that their boy was so fucking off in the head that he needed to see a brain doc. This implies he tantrumed and screamed regularly as the teachers asked the clearly retarded boy to do his work. The trauma of being told "you ain't right", having to be told to do things, and getting bullied for trying to pick on other kids he saw as more stupid and pathetic than him was deep.

Remember if it wasn't for Mario, Bob would legit have done a flip. Scout's honor.

 

[Positron]

Link fixed. Thanks you the heads-up.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Next thing you know, they're going to make robots who's only purpose seems to be getting drunk and stealing.

Because the world needs more Blackness and football hooliganism to heal white supremacy.

 

[Tronathon242]

Yes, but it provides an opportunity to virtue signal.

The difference is that there is no religion that views calling people niggers as a matter of dogma. Many religions view opposition to troonery as a matter of dogma.

Either way, I've spoken a lot about us needing a Battle of Tours moment where we stop this woke advance in the same way Charles Martel stopped the Muslim advance. This actually looks like it and for once I'm something other than pessimistic about the future of the West.

Whether that battle will be a figurative or literal one remains to be seen. But what made me want to scream in frustration is his repeated use of that analogy: they just want to shout "nigger" at blacks. He throws that out with such mind-numbing frequency. It has absolutely nothing to do with anything he comments on, but he can always get some positive traction because there are always some race-obsessed Wokists that will turn up to agree with it. It seems like projection and makes me wonder if Bob feels guilty about it because he witnessed one of his family members shout it out and he repeated it.

His hideous personality disorder, frictionless smooth brain, and severe alcoholism combine their powers to make him mentally unable to stand the concept that he was wrong. He would rather just attrition and sidestep than just go "I was fucking wrong, there I said it", because it for some reason causes him massive amounts of psychological pain.

I think it's the ODD combining with his knowledge that he clearly is not a smart man that does it.

ADDENDUM: If and when I can see said link and confirm it, then I can state this: Bob is lying via omission at best if he's doing this shit for woke points.

Oh he suffered trauma at the school, but that was because the admins told the Chimpman clan that their boy was so fucking off in the head that he needed to see a brain doc. This implies he tantrumed and screamed regularly as the teachers asked the clearly retarded boy to do his work. The trauma of being told "you ain't right", having to be told to do things, and getting bullied for trying to pick on other kids he saw as more stupid and pathetic than him was deep.

Remember if it wasn't for Mario, Bob would legit have done a flip. Scout's honor.

I have no doubt that he picked on some lonely kid who, unfortunately for Bob, had a bruiser of a cousin that gave the wannabe Magneto the beating of a lifetime.

After having taught a bunch of bad seeds over the years, I also have no doubt that Bob was also was a terror for his teachers. I've been forced to teach kids whose parents sent them the private academies I've taught at so they can't have to be at home until late. Bob is much like them even in his 40's. He can never handle being wrong or the butt of a joke, so he no doubt got haughty and downright disrespectful towards his teachers and maybe threw a few things around. His parents had no idea how to handle him and probably relished those hours he wasn't home, so he never got better.