Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tronathon242]

It's amazing how this guy fixes on the absolute cuntiest takes out there.

That's a combination of excessive alcohol consoomption and his basic bitch politics making him like a goddamned Facebook grandma without an original thought in their head.

So Chris has shit taste in movies. Quelle surprise.

What must it be like to have to enjoy something based entirely on what your side of the political aisle decides must be good? The brothers surely sat through that shit pile multiple times and I do have to wonder if they had to suppress any happy memories of the originals to force themselves to like this one. What's even more bizarre is that the film came out and flopped five goddamned years ago and a new one that looks decent is on its way but these people are still fighting and dying on that hill for this shit heap. They are going to stir up some kind of a shitstorm over Afterlife and they will not even begin to see the irony in what they are doing versus what they complained about in 2016.

 

[EnemyStand]

I don't think the Mayflower Chipman was there by choice. It's likely the town put his ass on the vessel that put the greatest physical distance between them.

It was going well until 2006 when Jack Dorsey gave Chipman ancestors an easy way to contact the homeland. Everyone's paid the price since then.

Exile didn't work. United Kingdom, finish the job and do it right this time.

I'd guess the first Chipman was press ganged, but joke was on the press gangers: OC was nothing but a huge liability and they were contractually obligated to not toss him overboard.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

And in Tours II, we'll be fighting alongside muslims.

As I never tire of saying, even states that actually use shariah treated Christians better than the wokists.

Put simply, I'd rather have the Rashidun Caliphate than Rashida Tlaib.

Cool. 90% of people may well be wrong, but you're ignoring the fact that states based off minority rule rarely end well, especially when the majority is better armed than the minority.

As an aside, legalising abortion doesn't leave other people in peace because life begins at conception.

United Kingdom, finish the job and do it right this time.

Persuade him to talk about his love for Cuties in front of a group of Millwall fans and they'll gladly do it for you.

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

Idea for a Twilight Zone episode: Moviebob finally gets his wish for the painless liquidation of the Obsolete Wasteland Ghouls. Without Wasteland Ghoul-derived technical knowhow, America's energy infrastructure begins to disintegrate while high-end technology increasingly malfunctions. The episode ends with the Brothers Chipman fruitlessly pawing at a by now permanently BSOD'd smart fridge in search of some sweet, sweet craft beers while the lights begin to flicker around them. Cue ending voiceover from Rod Sterling.

 

[EnemyStand]

Idea for a Twilight Zone episode: Moviebob finally gets his wish for the painless liquidation of the Obsolete Wasteland Ghouls. Without Wasteland Ghoul-derived technical knowhow, America's energy infrastructure begins to disintegrate while high-end technology increasingly malfunctions. The episode ends with the Brothers Chipman fruitlessly pawing at a by now permanently BSOD'd smart fridge in search of some sweet, sweet craft beers while the lights begin to flicker around them. Cue ending voiceover from Rod Sterling.

"Submitted for your approval: two brothers whose hopes and dreams came true. Their enemies crushed, their foes beaten, now unable to defeat that final opponent. That constant, hungry predator known as ignorance sits and waits. Teeth bared, fangs drooling, and ready to pounce on the Chipman Brothers in...the Twilight Zone."

 

[TopTierHealer]

Idea for a Twilight Zone episode: Moviebob finally gets his wish for the painless liquidation of the Obsolete Wasteland Ghouls. Without Wasteland Ghoul-derived technical knowhow, America's energy infrastructure begins to disintegrate while high-end technology increasingly malfunctions. The episode ends with the Brothers Chipman fruitlessly pawing at a by now permanently BSOD'd smart fridge in search of some sweet, sweet craft beers while the lights begin to flicker around them. Cue ending voiceover from Rod Sterling.

that reminds me of Sam Hyde's book where there was a chose your own adventure section like that: in a distant future where enthropy just did its job and people scavenge the ruins jut to survive you need to escape the city in hopes of finding a future in the wasteland.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

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And he overlooks the researchers, doctors, study subjects, and scientists that raced to produce a groundbreaking RNA vaccine in 10 months.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

My submission for the Film Robert Twilight Zone.

The Superior Future is here AOC is now President for Life, being Republican is illegal, and the Heartland with the Mayonaise Ghouls who live in it have been exterminated.

There are massive food shortages and Bobert becomes his correct BMI for the 1st time ever.

All Space Funding is stopped to pay for Illegals and welfare programs.

Kevin Feige is removed from Marvel for being a White Man. While Kathleen Kennedy is made the head of Disney. The company goes under in six months the government takes over the theme parks and closes all film productions.

Blobby cries on twitter about losing the MCU and his Twitter is banned for criticizing the Superior Government decisions.

Reparations are made to black by enforcing a White Male tax. Chris can't pay because White Men also aren't allowed to ebeg anymore. So he is sent to prison where he officially Troons out to survive.

Blobby's niece and nephew are tested and found to be unproductive to the future and are euthanized.

Bobert is eventually sent to a work labor camp as he is no longer a productive member of society since he has no movies to review and is a white man and thus denied welfare. When he gets to the camp he sees AOC's America's labor force the remaining Mayonaise Ghouls from the East Coast which who he now has to spend the rest of his life with.

The End.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

This isn't going to fit on a single iron arch over the camp gates, Chris.

 

[EnemyStand]

My submission for the Film Robert Twilight Zone.

The Superior Future is here AOC is now President for Life, being Republican is illegal, and the Heartland with the Mayonaise Ghouls who live in it have been exterminated.

There are massive food shortages and Bobert becomes his correct BMI for the 1st time ever.

All Space Funding is stopped to pay for Illegals and welfare programs.

Kevin Feige is removed from Marvel for being a White Man. While Kathleen Kennedy is made the head of Disney. The company goes under in six months the government takes over the theme parks and closes all film productions.

Blobby cries on twitter about losing the MCU and his Twitter is banned for criticizing the Superior Government decisions.

Reparations are made to black by enforcing a White Male tax. Chris can't pay because White Men also aren't allowed to ebeg anymore. So he is sent to prison where he officially Troons out to survive.

Blobby's niece and nephew are tested and found to be unproductive to the future and are euthanized.

Bobert is eventually sent to a work labor camp as he is no longer a productive member of society since he has no movies to review and is a white man and thus denied welfare. When he gets to the camp he sees AOC's America's labor force the remaining Mayonaise Ghouls from the East Coast which who he now has to spend the rest of his life with.

The End.

Honestly this sounds like it could be It's Always Been a Good Life. Just replace AOC with the little girl from the revival.

 

[King Dead]

He is so brazen about how the moon wheat can only be done under Democrat run periods and if SpaceX isn't involved. It's so pathetic that his stupid godbear experience at EPCOT shaped him this hard and he thinks he deserves anything by refusing to use his degree and making shit videos that haven't improved since 2008.

Is there actually any reason this fat retard chimps so hard at Musk? I'm baffled on this autism.

You saw this a lot with lefties and Trump, but it's really hilarious when it comes to Bobby's lunar fixations. Their hatred of the Bad Orange Man was so all-consuming that they couldn't stand to give him credit for anything they might have supported. It's been joked that Trump could have cured cancer and lefties would bemoan that he was putting thousands of doctors out of business, but frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if that's how it would go down.

Anyway, with Bob, it's funny how he seems to demand that space exploration can only be done under a Democrat president. Now, NASA's been given the short end of the stick on funding for decades at this point, and both parties are eager to put it on the chopping block year-to-year, so I'm not going to argue that one party has a monopoly on shitcanning spaceflight. But remember the Constellation program, the previous attempt to return to the Moon and onward to Mars? The program that, if everything had gone according to plan and even accounting for delays, would likely have seen a lunar landing by now?

Proposed by Bush, canceled by Obama.

To be fair, the program may very well have been running over budget and behind schedule, and NASA did continue developing the Orion spacecraft and SLS in the meantime, but canceling Constellation outright certainly threw a wrench in the works. To say nothing of how NASA's mission suddenly shifted priorities to fighting global warming during the Obama years.

Fast forward to Trump, and within months of becoming president he's already reestablishing the National Space Council; by the end of the year, he's tasking NASA with returning to the Moon. Bob should be ecstatic over his dream finally coming back on track, but because it's Trump, he can't even muster up a glimmer of happiness, and any tweet about the subject is hedged with a bunch of "I want to like this...but it's Trump" qualifiers. And when Trump requested extra funding for Artemis in 2020, the House said no. Gee, who was in charge of the House at that point? And while Biden's press secretary has stated support for continuing the program, let's just say I'm not gonna be placing bets on its survival.

So much for the Party of Science.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Holy fuck, I am glad his revenge fantasies are just fantasies because one day being a superhero or with a taste of power and we will be looking at something worse than the Gulag.

I doubt even if Bob had actual superpowers who would do anything. He’s too incompetent.

The Superpets thing almost seems like DC remembering who the core audience for goofy superhero adventures is supposed to be, and it ain't 40 year old stunted consoomers.

Of course I'm sure that's going to be the exception instead of the rule.

Of course, you know autistic fucks like Bob and Chris Chan are going to eat this shit up.

It’s a movie with animals and superpowers.

 

[ChampFantana]

Despite how frequent and increasingly pathetic El Virgin Eterno's thirst posting has become, all I ever hear is "Waaahhhh! Won't somebody besides me PLEASE touch my wee-wee?! I'm so lonely!"

I swear, his violent fantasies of exterminating us Mayo Ghouls are getting more deranged and stupid by the day.

Hey Bobert, I know you read this thread, so how does it feel to know that the only reason you didn't get put into the retard classes at school is because your parents were too stupid to listen to the advice of their betters?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Despite how frequent and increasingly pathetic El Virgin Eterno's thirst posting has become, all I ever hear is "Waaahhhh! Won't somebody besides me PLEASE touch my wee-wee?! I'm so lonely!"

I swear, his violent fantasies of exterminating us Mayo Ghouls are getting more deranged and stupid by the day.

Hey Bobert, I know you read this thread, so how does it feel to know that the only reason you didn't get put into the retard classes at school is because your parents were too stupid to listen to the advice of their betters?

I wonder how he feels knowing the only reason he hasn't become a spree shooter of blue collar whites is because he's weak?

Edit: words

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Not to derail the current conversation but in pursuit of something that didn't end up fleshing out I came across this flex that I thought it be fun to share.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/384899283465416704

https://archive.ph/lBJ0w

The other account is on lockdown so no idea what was said. I don't know if he's implying that he got to watch some really neato daddy-o porn when he was a kid. It would help explain some things about why he's so screwed up. I wanna point out that Bob was born in 1981 so he did not have anything in the 70's. To put this even more into perspective, he was 32 years old when he threw this out here.

dat winky emoji doh

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

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Dear Blob: Stop making your boorish talking points political. The only person that cares is you, certainly not your clout cult that'll eventually turn on you. Signed, a liberal.

Actually, don't. It'll be funnier that way when this all blows up.

 

[Kumquat]

Dear Blob: Stop making your boorish talking points political. The only person that cares is you, certainly not your clout cult that'll eventually turn on you. Signed, a liberal.

Actually, don't. It'll be funnier that way when this all blows up.

But how else am I going to feel morally superior to the Mayo Ghouls when all I do is sit in my basement and jerk off to Super Mario fan-fiction?

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

I want to talk about the whole stuff about Peru's new marxist president since it highlights how ignorant Bob and western progressives in general are about politics outside of the West, here in Latin America society is far more socially conservative than in the West, Christianity and it's values are still respected by the general population so even marxist politicians quote Jesus and the Bible in their campaign speeches, this is why Christian socialism is essentially the status quo of socialist movements here since you can't win elections without appealing to Christian values and those Christian values of course don't support things like abortion or gay marriage.

This is the general rule for all Latin American countries, with the exception of those in the Southern Cone, Chile, Argentina and my own country of Uruguay, here there still are those Christian socially conservative socialists but our 3 countries are also the whitest and most developed of the region so there are also uber-progressives feminists who are just like the ones in the West, talking about gender-neutral languages, trannies, cis-hetero patriarchy and all of that gay shit, they also, of course, support abortion and gay marriage, the demographics of these two groups are also complete opposites, the socialists consist mostly of rural working class men who are in their 40s while the progressives are suburbanites college students who's only work experience was flipping burgers when they were teenagers, however when it comes voting in elections both groups pick the same candidate because it's easy to make them vote for you, the only thing you need to do is mention random Bible passages to win the Christians and then say that MAYBE you'll legalize abortion to win over the progressives.

To finalize, Bob and his ilk seem to think that the entire world abides by Western political values and that the "great" debates that happen in the West also happens in the rest of the world, wich couldn't be further from the truth, the world outside of the West is much more socially conservative and religious and things like "gay rights" are seen like a joke.

 

[Positron]

Bobby on male power fantasy:

My hunch is that it is not so much "male power fantasy" as good, symmetrical composition.


Serving hot lead to a bunch of dudes, now this is male power fantasy!

When even TeamImpossible feels compelled to call out Bobby's abject political ignorance (archive of Daily Beast article):



The operative words are "hopes to", as in "Bobby hopes to lose weight, get smart, and lose his V-card."

Bitcoin miners should eat gruel with the ghouls.


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Loki. Bobby imagines the archvillain to be the femme fatale, the one that sex-starved nerds like him made Rule 34 for.


MCU explores an existential issue: with great power comes great anxiety.




Bobby's Angels. Luke always thinks in terms of video games.

 

[Adamska]

Not to derail the current conversation but in pursuit of something that didn't end up fleshing out I came across this flex that I thought it be fun to share.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/384899283465416704

https://archive.ph/lBJ0w

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The other account is on lockdown so no idea what was said. I don't know if he's implying that he got to watch some really neato daddy-o porn when he was a kid. It would help explain some things about why he's so screwed up. I wanna point out that Bob was born in 1981 so he did not have anything in the 70's. To put this even more into perspective, he was 32 years old when he threw this out here.

dat winky emoji doh

Fat stupid faggot still desperate to pretend he isn't a Millenial, lies about age and consooming Return to justify it.