Ok, once the audio kicks in he says, "Can I file it (a report) against somebody who's not a person?"
Aside from the fact that it's Lucas, and that makes no goddamn sense at all, that's probably the most Zen goddamn question the police officer has ever heard.
Edit:. Now that I've heard the entirety of the story, I have to agree with the consensus that Lucas made this whole thing up, but it's hard to tell whether it's entirely a calculated construction, or partially that and partially his hallucinations getting worse.
It's incredible that Lucas doesn't realize that looking at a stranger and being able to say with any degree of authority "they were 22" and "they were part Pacific islander" is insane...as if such bio details can be gleaned purely by a casual glance.
When he talks about women, he defends himself from accusations of pedophilia by insisting that the women looked older, and he usually has a very specific idea of their age in his head... and for some reason he thinks this defense that "she looked such-and-such age" is bulletproof.
It's almost as if he thinks that because he associates a girl with a certain age number, she must
really be that actual age. He seems completely nonplussed when people suggest that the girl might NOT be that age. During the father call with Jeremiah, the insistence that the girl wasn't the age Lucas thought was one of the things that got him the most irate.
It's hard for me to put my finger on what I want to say here, but Lucas has a very strange way of reliving the stories he tells himself over and over again until he convinces himself of their reality.
He gloms onto certain details about people; he has a tendency to always refer to people by their first AND last name, in situations where the first name by itself would suffice; when he talks about Occupy Wall Street, he always refers to it as "Occupy Wall Street Zucati Park", as if the entire phrase, writ large in boldface type, is emblazoned in his brain; as if him saying simply "Occupy Wall Street" wouldn't be enough to let people know what he was talking about.
It's as if the entirety of these phrases, names, and associations can't be broken down inside of his head, or else they're rendered meaningless.
He repeats certain age and race details about people that are likely entirely unimportant to the people, perhaps even concocted solely by Lucas and likely wholly incorrect, over and over again, like suggesting that Isaac was mestizo, (which I wonder if that tidbit is actually true, frankly) and these little bio factoids become very important to Lucas.
It's strange; I guess it's just a little bit of leftover autism from his inability to relate socially, that he has to collect a portfolio of biography details, real or imagined, about people he meets in order to think about (or even remember, perhaps?) said people in his head. Very bizarre, very Lucas, and I hope people understand what I'm trying to describe here. I feel like
@wenttobermuda referred to something tangent to this somewhat recently, in referencing Lucas's "It gets better" Project bio-piece, when Lucas details how his younger brother had to teach him phrases for small talk social interaction, and that Lucas had to memorize these phrases completely, and was afterwards unable to deviate from them.
They became not just social norms within his head, but social
rules, which he could not break. Very black and white. Perhaps an indicator of the sort of binary thinking that any deviation from makes Lucas so angry... to this day. The world isn't supposed to have shades of gray!
At the very end the police officer started to say "He's claiming-" and then was cut off. I would absolutely love to have heard what the officer said to his two buddies. The body language between the three of them look like they were about to start cracking up.
Edit: just noticed that 'sympathy for the devil' is playing in the background, while the police officer is taking Lucas's "report". Hilarious.
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