Kiwi Farms Reviews

[Sanae Kochiya]

It's adorable seeing their reactions. Kiwi-senpais noticed them! Quick, make some post about how we're idiots and how you don't care about how you're laughing about us which is why you brought it back up! Making sure that you tell us you don't care is the best way for us to know that you don't care!


Anyway, I looked around a bit. Here are the first few things I found humorous.

Here's a petition about us banning some butthurt sperg.

Hey does anyone remember this psycho?

OH NO WE GOT DOXXED.

No one told me TJChurch had a Tumblr.

8 fair and balanced reviews of Kiwi Farms.

 

[Cucky]

That's because we have more important things to do than explore some random nobody's Tumblr.

Speak for yourself. My problem is that i'm lazy.

That review was fucking stupid and trying too hard though. Nothing to see here.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

you hate marginalized people and you finally found your echo chamber where you can jerk yourself to how “intellectual” you think you are

Sounds a lot like why people join tumblr.

We're pretty chill here. I don't think we're as cruel as tumblr makes us out to be, but whatever. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

One of the reasons I like Kiwi Farms so much is because you can say whatever you want here, and so long as you don't make a complete fool of yourself noone will laud you for it. In comparison, tumblr is really conservative. You have to watch what you say all the time there and if you slip up, you're going to lose followers and get a bunch of angry anon messages.

 

[Truant]

Females make up the majority here?
since when?
I actually want a poll now to determine what gender ratio to have here so I can stop hearing this bullshit.

I don't think it would surprise too many people if women were the majority here. We seem to be naturally attracted to gossip and petty drama.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Sounds a lot like why people join tumblr.

We're pretty chill here. I don't think we're as cruel as tumblr makes us out to be, but whatever. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

One of the reasons I like Kiwi Farms so much is because you can say whatever you want here, and so long as you don't make a complete fool of yourself noone will laud you for it. In comparison, tumblr is really conservative. You have to watch what you say all the time there and if you slip up, you're going to lose followers and get a bunch of angry anon messages.

Yeah but we bash Tumblrinas so we're the bad guys. Remember, the world is black and white, with the progressive paladins of justice that is Tumblr fighting the big bad bullies of Kiwi Farms that have the audacity to call one of its own stupid.

 

[ManOfOlympium]

Spoiler: Scary Logos

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So that's what the logo is.

 

[Keerakh]

Guys can we not harass the child? We have two years till he becomes a proper lolcow.

Two? You have to be 18?

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

http://silver-161.tumblr.com/post/127247162086/metalreaperkhiro-silver-161-kiwifarms-is

Her use of "fremdschämen" isn't exactly helping her case of not being a pseudointellectual.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Two? You have to be 18?

It's probably a good idea to refrain from making a lolcow out of someone who isn't even legally an adult yet.

 

[BT 075]

I want her to start reviewing individual posters. I want to know how problematic I am.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Two? You have to be 18?

The 18-year-old rule for joining the Kiwi Farms is more of a recommendation than it is an actual requirement. If someone is dumb enough to release their age, they're probably dumb enough to act like an immature, spoiled teenage brat anyway.

And those are the type of spergs that get themselves banned anyway. See: Entersphere.

The rule is really only in place because we want most people that join the Farms to be more maturely developed than "lolfaaaaag" If they're that fucking eager then they can join ED.

 

[qwerty]

Spoiler: kiwifarms, now a real estate site!

Spoiler: some love too

edit: ok I fixed that mess

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

I want her to start reviewing individual posters. I want to know how problematic I am.

I want to see her dedicate several paragraphs per person. The world would never have to worry about running out of salt.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I want her to start reviewing individual posters. I want to know how problematic I am.

SATAN

This man is a big meanie. He mocks other Tumblr users for having issues and he mocked a poor, autistic guy called Chris. He was mean to his former boss God and he likes setting other people on fire because he's a jerk! He also likes tricking other people! Worst of all, when he was the receptionist at a building I was visiting, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me when I told him I had an appointment!

He's a big fat meaniepants and I hope he gets punched!

 

[Le Bateleur]

 

[Linako 2.0]

The rule is really only in place because we want most people that join the Farms to be more maturely developed than "lolfaaaaag"

I thought it was because we post what's technically "adult content" and it's illegal to have pictures of Chris' dick or videos of Nick-Bating shown to minors or something.

 

[Lalala]

I want to see her dedicate several paragraphs per person. The world would never have to worry about running out of salt.

I can imagine it being like a Kiwi Yearbook, each poster gets their own paragraph and stats listing them in descending order of 'biggest bully'.
I would totally buy that shit.

 

[AnOminous]

I love that review! It was hilarious. I wish more people would hate us like that.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

If she starts reviewing posters, people may start drowning in the salt.

 

[AnOminous]

tl;dr - If you put a tl;dr at the end of your post, then your post wasn't worth the fucking time to write it.

I disagree on the tl;dr part. But then, I'm the kind of retard who makes a huge post and then a tl;dr at the end, so what would I know?

I actually liked the review, too.