Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Ethanol Ralph]

On the bright side, old Matthew has become a grandpappy at the ripe age of 43—maybe 44, his birthday is this month after all. That's seven years below the national average. Matt may not be speedrunning his way to a being a grandpa, but he's well ahead of the pack.

Very good chances he with be a great grand papa

Funny enough that the Church of Satan's founder's full name is Anton Szandor LaVey and how do you think his middle name is pronounced?

Shandor?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

With half gunt genetics, Earthquake is the best you could hope for.
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Ric flair was a chubby dude before the crash.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ric flair was a chubby dude before the crash.

I remember one of the gunt's post-jail photos featured him wearing a fake Ric Flair "Gucci" shirt, chances are, the gunt is a fan of this whatever... wrestling star? People watch that?

 

[Meckhlorde]

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He's still checking into this shit heap by the looks of it.

Hopefully if the lot of them have two braincells to rub together, they'll stay away from this side of the Internet and refrain from posting pictures of Faith's kid. Hopefully I get proved wrong and we see some Mexican Jew halfbreed baby with a red face defending Cuties 30 seconds after leaving the womb.

The baby HAS to be half black if they really don't want to show ANY pictures of it by now.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

Haven't caught up with the Gunt and his crew for a while. Has the hellspawn been birthed yet? If yes, when will we get to see the Anti-Christ, bringer of 1000 years of darkness and despair?

 

[Gone Ham]

Haven't caught up with the Gunt and his crew for a while. Has the hellspawn been birthed yet? If yes, when will we get to see the Anti-Christ, bringer of 1000 years of darkness and despair?

Yes, but we have no pictures, therefore it’s black

 

[IHateTheFrench]

Yes, but we have no pictures, therefore it’s black

Well thats a shame. Maybe we will only ever find out about the kids parental genes when or if Ralph gets sued for child support. IMO, if the Vickers wont try to get child support from the Gunt, we have it pretty much confirmed that the kid is not his, and if that is true, the kid dogded a giant 50. cal bullet. I'd rather be half black than half gunt

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

If anything the Vickers are doing the smart thing by not publicly sharing any pics of the demon baby. The Gunt does not deserve to see the hellspawn he's created...or anyone else for that matter.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

If anything the Vickers are doing the smart thing by not publicly sharing any pics of the demon baby. The Gunt does not deserve to see the hellspawn he's created...or anyone else for that matter.

Which is not like the Vickers we know. We know the Vickers to be retarded spergs

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Which is not like the Vickers we know. We know the Vickers to be retarded spergs

I wouldn't be suprised if a family friend or lawyer told them to knock it off and stop acting retarded. If a custody case where to happen you want to minimize any negative optics. By staying quiet and letting Ralph act like a fucking mongoloid , they'll have an easier battle to keep the hell spawn in their custody.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I wouldn't be suprised if a family friend or lawyer told them to knock it off and stop acting retarded. If a custody case where to happen you want to minimize any negative optics. By staying quiet and letting Ralph act like a fucking mongoloid , they'll have an easier battle to keep the hell spawn in their custody.

its California there is no way the Courts ever side with the father especially when he lives across the country and is the notorious host of a wignat podcast.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If anything the Vickers are doing the smart thing by not publicly sharing any pics of the demon baby. The Gunt does not deserve to see the hellspawn he's created...or anyone else for that matter.

Or there could be some health issues or problems. The baby could be staying in the hospital for awhile. I don’t care about photos, newborns all look pretty much the same, but it would be nice to know that the kid didn’t end up like Ralph’s brother.

It’s possible Faith and fam decided not to post any photos of the baby purely for privacy reasons, but surprising.

If we get to July without any photos, either the Vickers have turned over a new leaf or something is wrong with the poor kid. The former would be a refreshing change of pace for this forum.

 

[Terrorist]

Can you imagine being 21 and adopted, deciding to look up who your birth father is, and it's Ralph?

Imagine meeting your father, Ethanol Liver Ralph, for the first time as a young adult. He croaks in his tampon breath that itz nawt truu, your mom's family lied, he does love you because if he didn't then why would he have had The Dick Molesterson on his Killstream the day you were born? By the way could you call him an Uber because he needs to go to dialysis, which is the same address as the liquor store for some reason.

I wish the best for little baby Xander and that's why I hope he gets kidnapped by a sasquatch and raised among them.

@Sam Losco

I can already see it now

Son of prominent racist news reporter arrested for "irl" streaming himself playing racist music in school. When confronted by school female principle, called them an A-log and repeatedly hit them with a broom leading to an expulsion and blacklisting from all schools in the area.

The suspect gained notoriety by harassing a black student named Tyrone Jarbo.

Obviously the opposing force is the foretold PPP/Teaclips demon baby. He's just being tsundere with her

I can't wait for all these characters to meet up at the same high school in Killstream Beyond: Return of the Gaydur.

 

[LordOdin]

I can't wait for all these characters to meet up at the same high school in Killstream Beyond: Return of the Gaydur.

Bold of you to assume Ralph's progeny can reach such illustrious goals as high school. I'm seeing a kindergarten drop out arc where it'll start working with uncle gator who just made executive grocery bagger at trader joes.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Imagine meeting your father, Ethanol Liver Ralph, for the first time as a young adult.

I wouldn't count on gunty living when xander is an adult.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

How reasonable is it to expect Xander to be bountifully gunted before the age of 12? It looks to me that both lineages Ralph and Vickers show the genetic predisposition for bountiful guntedness.

 

[TheHardR]

I have seen no evidence of a birth. I theorize this baby was coathangered and flushed, and until I see real evidence, this is my belief.
Sorry gunt your Spawn is in the sewer with a coat hanger stab wounds.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I can't wait for Xander's first trip to West Memphis, AR for his daddy's memorial service at Pancho's.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I have seen no evidence of a birth. I theorize this baby was coathangered and flushed, and until I see real evidence, this is my belief.
Sorry gunt your Spawn is in the sewer with a coat hanger stab wounds.

Gator itz naut truuuuu, yuuu Kant Abbort the Retort!!!!

 

[High Tea]

I have seen no evidence of a birth. I theorize this baby was coathangered and flushed, and until I see real evidence, this is my belief.
Sorry gunt your Spawn is in the sewer with a coat hanger stab wounds.

I was wondering the same thing. Virtually no pregnancy posts or holding belly pictures when Faith used to post every feeling she had and sympathy condition bait. Ralph doesn't mention the child in his mother's obituary. The shower pictures were chairs and a sign - no people. There was a dressed up crib picture, but that could have been a leftover crib from one of her siblings. She also got vaccinated during what would have been late stages of pregnancy. The baby was either born early, there are issues with the child, there is some kind of nda to never mention the child - even in the grandmother's obituary which is very unusual, and no one is saying the baby's almost here or congrats new parent, grandparent.