Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Takodachi]

The smartest thing the Vickers can do is to completely remove Ralph from the equation, deny him any kind of visit and decline his financial help. No amount of money is worth having ralph around.

Do we know if Xander is gonna Ralph or a Vickers?

 

[CeeShape]

The smartest thing the Vickers can do is to completely remove Ralph from the equation, deny him any kind of visit and decline his financial help. No amount of money is worth having ralph around.

Do we know if Xander is gonna Ralph or a Vickers?

on the fence with that because children do better with fathers around but vickers can be the father figure but he is shit aswell
and ralph is very far from faith so can not be around alot any way . unless he took flights every week to see the baby or moved close to the baby .
the current set up it is a better thing for ralph to not see the baby.

but a even better thing would be faith get a good husband and for ralph to forget faith and baby, if he does anything he should make a new baby with may

is the spawn out of Lilith ?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

He's better off not knowing who his father or the forum are. In fact, it would be even better if Faith changed her name on the off chance that one of the kids in his school starts playing around on a search engine and stumbles on the corn harvest video.

Vickers is too proud to have her change her name before he finds someone to marry her off to.

 

[Echelon]

Can't say i agree with this thread existence right now, i mean shouldn't we wait for the kid to earn a thread on his own?

Maybe if we bully him hard enough for being the guntspawn he'll actually end up normal.

Always remember: Early and often.

 

[not william stenchever]

I wish the best for little baby Xander and that's why I hope he gets kidnapped by a sasquatch and raised among them.

 

[Desktop User2]

The smartest thing the Vickers can do is to completely remove Ralph from the equation, deny him any kind of visit and decline his financial help. No amount of money is worth having ralph around.

I´m giddy about the custody hearing: the plaintiff fights trannies on trailer parks to defend his pedophile pegger honour, here´s the evidence.

 

[Lame Entropy]

What are we looking at here? The ultimate true lolcow or the one who will bring destruction to the farms?

 

[TyrasGuard]

What are we looking at here? The ultimate true lolcow or the one who will bring destruction to the farms?

That will be a question that our children will answer.
I mean, we can't be all virgins here

 

[sibling issues]

What are we looking at here? The ultimate true lolcow or the one who will bring destruction to the farms?

a soon to be moonshine obsessed cornbaby

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Do we know if Xander is gonna Ralph or a Vickers

He's not even named Ralph...the Ralph family name is gonna die with DA GUNT

 

[Immortal Technique]

I don't want to spoil anything, but it's not a fun ride.

Mors autem non habeam factus sum, Dominus Pestifer Mundi

 

[sibling issues]

I don't want to spoil anything, but it's not a fun ride.

Mors autem non habeam factus sum, Dominus Pestifer Mundi

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you know, that's giving the offspring of the man who SOBER released a tape to be petty...just to have it backfire...

 

[AltisticRight]

I uh.....I do like corn.

(Sorry, can somebody fill me in?)

lurk moar

Oh and FYI, I got at least one report on this thread calling it "Satanic spam", lol.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

That kid needs all the support he can get, and I can guarantee you the people here will be far more proud of Xander when Faith posts that he got an A on his macaroni art than his alcoholic, deadbeat father.

This is sadly true but Ethan won't give a flying fuck.
Xander will only ever be mentioned to dunk on "AYYLAWGS WHO DON'T GET NO PUSS" or on Sargon because "I have a living son and you don't MUTHAFUCKA"
He will never attend any of his major live events or attempt to provide Xander with the father figure that Ralph never had. Xander will be lucky if Ethan sends him a card for his birthday with the postage coming out of the Vicker's pocket.
Most people would be ashamed that this is how they would treat their son, Ethan couldn't care less and may take some sick pride in the whole situation

 

[Desktop User2]

I got at least one report on this thread calling it "Satanic spam", lol.

Oh god, the catholic feline boy lovers are here as well? I blame Null´s newfound religious LARP. Someone has to scoop those sweet, sweet Jim Watkins orphans, I guess.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

He'll be raised by a mentally ill single mother so he's not off to a good start.

And a fucking teen one, while at that. I'll be surprised if she doesn't just toss the baby for adoption within less than a year

Oh and FYI, I got at least one report on this thread calling it "Satanic spam", lol.

Check for negrates in the satanposts.

 

[Glowie]

Figures that the retard would join Church of Satan to top it off and ape Howard Levey to boot.

 

[ladettaja]

Hopefully Faith finds decent stepdad for the baby.

 

[I-chi]

Legitimately hoping the best for the poor kid. His future will not be easy, no matter how far away he is from his father. I think the best thing would be adoption and NEVER being told where he came from until he's old enough to have built his own life.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Funny enough that the Church of Satan's founder's full name is Anton Szandor LaVey and how do you think his middle name is pronounced?