If being Ralph's mother reborn, then he is is true born transgender female, born in the wrong gendered body. To save time, change her name from Alexander to Alexa. Start dosing with puberty blockers and female hormones immediately. Imagine gunt's pride and joy becoming Her Highness The Rat Queen and the dark internet chaos that follows as she takes her transgender throne.
I was thinking of waiting for the kid to able to make his own decisions, seems reasonable
Many great lolcows like Sargon had threads way before consensus was that they had earned one. At one point, we didn't even think Bryan Dunn was retarded enough for a thread and yet it was there. Consider it a placeholder in case we need it
That kid needs all the support he can get, and I can guarantee you the people here will be far more proud of Xander when Faith posts that he got an A on his macaroni art than his alcoholic, deadbeat father.
Well finishing school is kind of
given his parentage.
I look forward to the duel between Xander and Ralph, for the title of true Lord of the Corn.
It's fucking sad that the Broke Dick Farms is more of a father figure towards Xander than the dude who conceived him.
Anti-christ or not, I will do nothing but cheer Xander on until he proves himself worthy of being a lolcow in his own right. Currently, this is just shitting on Ralph indirectly.
Looking at threads here, if I had a bunch of autists telling me where I was fucking up, maybe I'd be doing a bit better in life. Memes aside I don't think anyone here thinks Xander doesn't deserve a fair shot at life.
this.
He'll probably have the problems most kids with lolcow parents have. While I'm sure there are others; I always think back to Destiny's son. It's well documented, his dad left to go play footsies with a Swedish whore in LA and broadcasts his lunacy to the world. With Destiny's audience being young, no doubt young kids will look him up, stumble across the farms, and no doubt at least one of those possible kids knows Destiny's kid; not a friend, but like goes to the same school or something. So the poor kid probably gets shit because of his fuckhead dad. Rinse and repeat for Xander, as well as kids whose moms did a lot of porn, and any other "your parent did a lot of dumb shit on the internet." This is new ground, and I await the huge rise of childhood mental trauma.
Worse he will be raised by Matthew Vickers who basically is a carbon copy of Ralph cause the saying goes girls are attracted to men similar to their father
Hopefully put up into adoption.
