The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

That's quite a meltdown for something you don't give a shit about.

And they wonder why people detest fucking subhuman troon apes.

 

[Ghostse]

Don't be crazy, they can't put a grill outside. Earl might sneak up onto their property at night and overinflate the propane tank.

Andrew Dobson is Earl?!

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

This is the source of a lot of the MATI on this thread, I think.

Who hasn't had a fantasy where they and a bunch of their friends buy a big house/farm and have an us-against-the-world commune thing, grow some vegetables, work part time, fix up cars, share meals, have each other's backs? (Then you remember you can't stand Stephanie's boyfriend, and that if someone leaves dirty dishes in the sink one more time you will murder them, and move on to a different daydream.)

These goofballs have all their friends and alleged sex partners in the same house; many more of them live next door. And they're still just dicking around on the internet, begging for money, living out of cardboard boxes while they buy more and more things. Letting their house, grounds and animals fall to pieces, while they play with guns.

It's not a man/woman thing, it's an adult thing, the drive to improve your home, to clean and repair and build a shoerack that you can look at every day and think "yeah, that really helps keep the corner by the door neat, and also I like how the oil finish turned out like I wanted it to. Nice."

Their idea of a “haven”, is my idea of hell. Surrounded by whiny/needy slobs, no privacy, in a broken down dilapidated shithole, with no real income. A depressing Gummo environment. I’d 41% myself in that situation if I was a troon.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Their idea of a “haven”, is my idea of hell. Surrounded by whiny/needy slobs, no privacy, in a broken down dilapidated shithole, with no real income. A depressing Gummo environment. I’d 41% myself in that situation if I was a troon.

I liked when we were calling it "Outer Kevin."

One of my favorite highlights is when someone dug up Kevryn's twitter musings about how he had to CONSUME TRANSFORMERS in order to numb himself to the postmodern ennui that was all due to being unwittingly trans. Now that he had self-knowledge, he was gonna KonMari the shit out of his life and become a shining star!

Cut to Unicron, and whatever this week's plastic toy is, and expand it to all the troons trying to hide their misery the same way. The unspoken rules of the trans movement and the Tranch mean they can't talk about things like this, can't share their suffering and work together to get through it. Happiness is mandatory; if you don't love it here, are you some kind of TERF?

I respect the drunk one a skosh more than the rest of them. Ameliorating your inescapable domestic life by drinking the cooking sherry is a classic mom move.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Don't be crazy, they can't put a grill outside. Earl might sneak up onto their property at night and overinflate the propane tank.

Messing with propane is hank's job, not Earl's

 

[Meiwaku]

Andrew Dobson is Earl?!

We are all Earl on the inside

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Don't be crazy, they can't put a grill outside. Earl might sneak up onto their property at night and overinflate the propane tank.

Oh, they do have a grill. It's 2 feet away from some very dry hay bales and scrap wood.

Spoiler: pic

 

[Meiwaku]

Oh, they do have a grill. It's 2 feet away from some very dry hay bales and scrap wood.

Spoiler: pic

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Don't make us hopeful

 

[Iron Hamster]

Their idea of a “haven”, is my idea of hell. Surrounded by whiny/needy slobs, no privacy, in a broken down dilapidated shithole, with no real income. A depressing Gummo environment. I’d 41% myself in that situation if I was a troon.

I'm all in on the male ego destroying this gayfest.

 

[Socrates]

And that ammo is going to cause a huge safety hazard

Ammunition cooking off during a fire is actually not all that dangerous at all. Without a barrel to force the gas in one direction the bullets don't reach very high velocities.

 

[5ever a crab]

How incompetent do you have to be with a stove that you burn the knobs and the clock/temp display!?! I'm no expert in the kitchen, but I've so far yet to damage any stoves I have had.
Jesus. Literally everything they touch they somehow manage to destroy.

That's why [brand] will do everything to appeal to troons. They're naturally incompetent enough to constantly buy new products.

 

[scallion]

We are all Earl on the inside

I'm Spartacus Earl

 

[Old Fart]

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That picture is sooo 100% the gypsy tranch! Haphazard pallet fence made of partially broken pallets, hay bale about to collapse, a compressor (why? To help Earl?) lying around, mysterious strut for... I don't know, holding up the caravan? Van Gogh could have painted it if it included a skinny alpaca.

 

[Meiwaku]

Earl's real long game was threatening them knowing a true troon always needs the utmost attention and thus will not be able to let any altercation pass. So by highlighting them and allowing them to grift (their other natural behavior) he is showing the world no matter how many gibs a troon gets they will always manage to fuck it up (their final natural behavior).

Also that begs the question... why do they only keep the neutered troons inside and the unneutered outside? As much as I appreciate them spaying and neutering any of their animals, we should ensure they lock up their outdoor herd in a better plywood pen.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also that begs the question... why do they only keep the neutered troons inside and the unneutered outside?

Maybe the intact ones spray.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Maybe the intact ones spray.

How else will they mark their TERFs?

 

[Death Grip]

Maybe the intact ones spray.

How else will they mark their TERFs?

Surely it's another element of the class system they are developing. Amhole places troons higher up the Totom Pole.

 

[Meiwaku]

Surely it's another element of the class system they are developing. Amhole places troons higher up the Totom Pole.

Scrotum Pole

 

[Hell yeah dude]

The troons slaves volunteers built a fence

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Look how crooked those posts are...

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