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Kablamo said:
Crucial Danger Situation: FATTY HUNGRY!

Death > Hunger

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No Grand Theft Auto and no pop until you get unfat, now get to work!
(Also what does gta have to do with being on a diet? Maybe she took it away so he will start walking instead of playing gta)
 
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Bugaboo said:
No Grand Theft Auto and no pop until you get unfat, now get to work!
(Also what does gta have to do with being on a diet? Maybe she took it away so he will start walking instead of playing gta)
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That's probably it. Someone said he's actually too heavy for gastric bypass, so maybe his parents are putting him on an enforced diet so he can get the surgery. Granted, his parents let him get this heavy, but right now they are literally saving his life.
 
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I'll work on the transcription over the weekend. I've had to take care of a few things over the next few days, so it might be in parts.

MasterDisaster said:
Here's where I'll throw down some fucked up science. You know how you get a hangover, right? It's not from drinking too much alcohol but your body craving it...well the same thing can happen with over-eating and being overweight. His body has gotten so used to it's size and calorie consumption that it takes a massive amount of food in order to keep his body functioning. He'll get withdrawal headaches from sugar, his temperament will fluctuate violently and chances are he'll binge the first chance he gets thus undoing any positive improvements.
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That's so fucking sad. This could have all been prevented if Mommy and Daddy didn't over-spoil their kid.

If he started doing a 10 minute walk around the fucking block, not run, WALK, he'd see massive improvements in 2 weeks. I want to reach out to him to help him, but I know he won't listen for shit.

Jaimas said:
@Strelok isn't kidding. We're mostly insane up here.
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I think the worst comes from Levittown, personally. :P
 
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Jaimas said:
Anyone else suddenly nostalgic for the ol' FUCKY YOU?



About 8 or 9 years ago, we had a funeral for some guy who was like 400 pounds. They couldn't fit him in a coffin, and ultimately wound up burying him in a crate of the sort used to ship large industrial machinery.
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Damn. I'm really sorry to hear that. Was it like one of those huge crates on cargo ships?
And we're you saying that to call me out on being an asshole for making fun of how fat he is or saying it to just point it out?
 
ManOfOlympium said:
Damn. I'm really sorry to hear that. Was it like one of those huge crates on cargo ships?
And we're you saying that to call me out on being an asshole for making fun of how fat he is or saying it to just point it out?
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Nah, it was just like a wooden shipping container. Dude had a ways to go before being like Robert Earl Hughes where he was buried in a custom coffin the size of a piano crate.

And no worries, I was just pointing it out. If I was calling you on being an asshole, I'd rate you accordingly.
 
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Fun trivia: cremating someone this morbidly obese is fairly risky since there is a chance all of the fat will burn out of control and start a grease fire. Several crematoriums have caught on fire because of this. This of course assumes you can find one with an incinerator large enough to fit him in.
 
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