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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Look how crooked those posts are...
It's worse than that
I started a detailed post on this yesterday after those tweets went up, listing all that was wrong with the fence and gate but couldn't face their insanity anymore
Even now I feel my brain shutting down with the lunacy of how they fuck everything they touch

There's loads wrong with that fencing but one of the major issues is no proper straining posts and cos of that the fence looks far too slack
It's a shit job and a waste of money that will need remedial work by the summers end

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Look how crooked those posts are...

It's worse than that
I started a detailed post on this yesterday listing all that was wrong with the fence and gate but couldn't face their insanity anymore
Even now I feel my brain shutting down with the lunacy of how they fuck everything they touch

There's loads wrong with that fencing but the major issue is no proper straining posts and cos of that the fence looks far too slack
It's a shit job and a waste of money that will need remedial work by the summers end

The posts aren't dug in deep enough, they lack concrete foundations/anchors, no straining posts, no thicker leading wires for the fence, and that property border, oh sweet Mercy.
 
I like all their photos showing their surface of Mars vs the desert green of their neighbours properties.

NASA could save some money by sending robots to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and passing them off as true and honest Mars photos. If a Trancher just happens to get seen even better because they're definitely not human and we would've finally found alien life.
 
The posts aren't dug in deep enough, they lack concrete foundations/anchors, no straining posts, no thicker leading wires for the fence, and that property border, oh sweet Mercy.
It looks like they're on the wrong side of a concentration camp fence. The fence couldn't keep them on their side, though, so Amon Goth is somewhere behind them in a sniper tower to contain them.
 
That fence is hilariously bad. They can't possibly expect that to keep anyone out, you can knock it down with a bicycle.
The thing with livestock fencing is making sure the animals don't fuck it up
You need to make sure they can't knock down posts and push out the wire
The slacker the fence is, the more leverage and force applied to the fixings
Posts need to be 1/3rd buried 2/3 top and depending on soil conditions concreted but you can get away with your intermediates just being tamped in most cases
Straining posts at the bottom of slopes and where needed in long runs
Turning posts and straining posts have to be braced otherwise what is the point
Gate not dragging on the ground looool

There is a wealth of resources for this shit and any farming related stuff
USDA has masses of guides as do loads of State Universities
Dating back to the thirties and especially during the war years there was a big push towards best practice and efficiency in farming
 
Look how crooked those posts are...
Look at that useless shit up at the top well beyond where alpacas could get to it. Humans aren't going to try to ninja in over the top, they can just cut a hole with a pair of tin snips. Or pretty much anything, probably preschool safety scissors would do.
 
The walls of Troonicho shall fall to the mighty trumpets of Earl.

On the seventh day, the cishets marched around the walls of the Tranch seven times. At Earl's order, the nazi bigots produced a powerful roar, and the tranch's walls miraculously fell down. The NeoConfederate army raced in quickly conquering the tranch.
 
That fence is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Wire loosely draped across an uneven line of poles sticking out in every which direction, topped with a hilariously unnecessary 4 strands of barbed wire, which is compensating for the fact the poles aren't anchored deep enough because they dug the ditches by hand while casting sidelong glances at brand new heavy farm equipment. Thanks tranch....I needed this.
 
which is compensating for the fact the poles aren't anchored deep enough because they dug the ditches by hand while casting sidelong glances at brand new heavy farm equipment.
They just bought a Kubota and they can print money whenever they want. What's another $500 to do a job right? Even if they didn't want to buy one, what can a pto auger cost to rent, $100-150 a day, $300 a week? They have enough fence line where owning one would be a reasonable purchase especially since they're a bunch of out of shape fatties.
 
They just bought a Kubota and they can print money whenever they want. What's another $500 to do a job right? Even if they didn't want to buy one, what can a pto auger cost to rent, $100-150 a day, $300 a week? They have enough fence line where owning one would be a reasonable purchase especially since they're a bunch of out of shape fatties.
I forget who it was who brought it up earlier but their attitude means that if they can't directly buy something their incompetence means that they're just fucked. Paying someone to do it means that they would have to find someone both competent enough to do the job and willing to help them despite their constant belligerence towards everyone else around them, this most recent bout of shit stirring with the community hashtag really isn't helping matters.
 
Paying someone to do it means that they would have to find someone both competent enough to do the job and willing to help them despite their constant belligerence towards everyone else around them, this most recent bout of shit stirring with the community hashtag really isn't helping matters.
Anyone who didn't already realize they're complete garbage now does. Congratulations to the trancheros.
 
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