Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

Just as a note the second shot will be a bitch since your body will properly go for the immune reaction. In my case I was shivering and chilly.
Yeah, already notified my boss I may need a day or two off if it hit me hard. Some folks I know were just tired and achy, some had flu-like symptoms for a day or two after the second dose.
 
Just want to say that if you think this vaccine was developed in a year, you’re a drooling moron who doesn’t understand how science works. This vaccine is based on the SARS research (another coronavirus) that’s been going on since 2004.

This is absolutely not how it has been "marketed." It has mostly been "marketed" as some grand, warp speed solution rolled out by elected officials.

You can't blame people for believing what they are told.
 
When the government can force a needle into your arm, which violates the Nuremberg Code, yes, you have no bodily autonomy.
This isn't sovereign citizen bullshit. It's My Body My Choice. Once again, you're conflating people who have legitimate concerns with Q-tards and sovereign citizens. You have no real argument, you're just making outlandish claims. That's why you resort to ridicule instead of a reasoned response.
Faggot detected.
I'm glad they didn't listen to you during chicken pox, measles, AIDs, polio and swine flu.
 
This is absolutely not how it has been "marketed." It has mostly been "marketed" as some grand, warp speed solution rolled out by elected officials.

You can't blame people for believing what they are told.
I mean, not really? They announced a vaccine and information on how it was researched is literally a Google search away.

 
I mean, not really? They announced a vaccine and information on how it was researched is literally a Google search away.



You don't seem to understand the disconnect between people who just watch the news and those who actively research links online about covid.
 
You don't seem to understand the disconnect between people who just watch the news and those who actively research links online about covid.
I mean, yes, but if they’re curious about how the COVID vaccine was researched but they can’t be bothered to search “how was the COVID vaccine researched” (literally my exact search string), then I can’t be bothered to listen to their opinion or take them seriously.
 
I mean, yes, but if they’re curious about how the COVID vaccine was researched but they can’t be bothered to search “how was the COVID vaccine researched” (literally my exact search string), then I can’t be bothered to listen to their opinion.

I'm not sure smugly disregarding people stops the pandemic or persuades people to get vaccinated.

Don't pull a muscle patting yourself on the back for being superior bro.
 
EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION
"You're going to kill your grandma!"
Don't see her often enough to infect her.

"You don't care about other people!"
Yes. I mean, I care about people I know but I'm rather indifferent to strangers.

"You don't care about my safety!"
Your safety? No, not at all.

RIDICULE
"You're a conspiracy theorist!"
Maybe because antivaxers sperg out about microchips in the vaccines.

"You're a right wing Q-tard!"
Maybe because antivaxers sperg out about about the vaccines being mark of the beast.

"You're scared of a tiny needle!"
There is an element of fear in those conspiracy theories so not inaccurate.

OVERT THREATS
"You'll never be able to travel again!"
Why don't you respect other passengers who may be afraid of the virus? Why don't you respect laws of other countries if they don't want to let in potentially infected people?

"No one will hire you if you're not vaccinated!"
Why people can't choose who they want to employ? Find an anti-vax employer who won't hire vaccinated people.

"You won't be able to go to concerts or take part in society!"
Well, it would be a better society if conspiratards willingly decided not to participate in it.
 
The cancerous state of this thread is a symptom to a grave problem: that people just don't have as much trust in the elite as in the past and the elites appear to have gone out of their way to become more hated.

While stuff like the vaccine being the "mark of the beast" or how 5G is somehow related to Kung Flu is clearly fucking retarded, considering how keen censorship by Big Tech firms about anything that remotely deviates from what's deemed "Proven Science™". It wasn't long ago that stating the WuFlu may have leaked in a Chinese lab was seen as a "conspiracy theory" that implied that it was done deliberately. While it is possible that the CCP unleashed it as a bioweapon, the lab leak hypothesis doesn't necessarily imply that the China virus was intended as a bioweapon.

It also doesn't help that COVID restrictions don't seem to matter or are excusable when it is to "protest" in favor of a leftist cause and the endless lockdowns that have destroyed small businesses and have helped further entrench oligarch control. Not to mention that there are countless stories of the elite breaking their own restrictions they set for themselves.

TL;DR censorship gives credibility to conspiratards that would never exist without censorship.
 
Please tell me what the vaccine for AIDS is.
While we don’t have a vaccine for AIDS, we HAVE been able to mitigate it to the point where people with HIV can live full normal lives. That’s still an accomplishment.

Edit: also coronavirus is not HIV, they’re drastically different, so being able to develop a vaccine for coronavirus in 16 years and not being able to develop one for AIDS in 37 is an apples to oranges comparison.
 
While we don’t have a vaccine for AIDS, we HAVE been able to mitigate it to the point where people with HIV can live full normal lives. That’s still an accomplishment.
We're slowly getting closer to an HIV vaccine at least.

The problem with HIV is that the surface of the virion is just comprised of a random maze of proteins. Antibodies can't find anything useful to bind to. SARS-CoV-2 doesn't share this feature thankfully.
 
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I mean, not really? They announced a vaccine and information on how it was researched is literally a Google search away.
Most people, especially the boomers who are really the prime target of a vaccine, just watch TV. A lot of these boomers appear unaware Google, or the Internet at large, even exist, they just dwell on ZuckerBook all day.
 
Everyone is magnetic because trahns mish shun.
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That's known as you need to shower.
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No, April, you just sweat a lot and you live in Texas.
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Jesse the Thinker connects the vaccine to herpes and shingles
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One interesting side effect of the mRNA vaccines is that they can cause lymphadenopathy really far away from the injection site and it shows up on radiologic imaging. Obviously this causes radiologists and oncologists to flip the fuck out.

I think we're all aware of this now but if you know anyone who got dxed with cancer or mets shortly after receiving the vaccine they might want to get another scan.
 
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