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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The video of real farmers putting up fences really shows the can-do attitude that makes farms work. Farmers are always thinking up ways to be more efficient, to make feed last longer, to cut down on time needed to do maintenance, to make the crops better and the meat fatter. It is constant hustle to stay ahead of an unpredictable market and the even more unpredictable realities of nature.

The tranch doesn't care that they have like 9 lambs on bottle feed. They are not thinking about how to prevent that in the future, or how to save some cash by building their own set of stairs, or renewing the land so that it will be worth more when they leave than when they arrived. It sickens me. If the ranch next door is a cattle farm, I hope those cows break down their stupid fence and shit in a troon's open mouth.
 
Should rephrase: no plant life/native wildlife can grow within the tranch.
Born to Dilate
Grass is a TERF
Tranch Em All 2021
I AM HOLE MAN
Farmers are always thinking up ways to be more efficient,
and Tranchers are always thinking up ways to grease the GoFundMe wheels.
For example, Earl and his fascists spreading Agent Orange all over their property so they look bad in a documentary.
 
Wait aren't sheep infamous for stripping pastures of grass barren? I thought that's why real ranchers and Cowboys (UK the ones who actually knew how to raise livestock and live off the land) had a grudge against farmers who raised sheep?

No. Sheep will render the land unfit to graze cattle until the grass grows back, which is part of what caused the rancher wars; the other part is sheep are fucking retarded so you need to keep them to fenced pastures (or have a shepherd embedded with them) so they don't wander off and die.

tl;dr you need to let the cattle graze to get the tall graze, then the sheep, and then let the land recover. Letting the sheep in first means cattle can't graze. Sheep grazing shortens the grass and makes the recovery take longer.
 
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The tranch doesn't care that they have like 9 lambs on bottle feed.
It's amazing that, despite being literal farmers, they still have the mindset of "why do we need to care? Food comes from CostCo, stuff comes from Amazon. Mom will take care of all the cardboard boxes that I left on the floor."
The complete opposite of what I'd expect from actual living-with-the-land types.
We already know that the alpacas are a money sink, but will the meat or wool from the lambs offset the cost of bottle-feeding and hand-rearing them?
 
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It's amazing that, despite being literal farmers, they still have the mindset of "why do we need to care? Food comes from CostCo, stuff comes from Amazon."
The complete opposite of what I'd expect from actual living-with-the-land types.
Because they're larpers and not farmers and don't know dick about shit.
 
The grass is just mimicking their hairline
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I see it more like the Undead blight from Warcraft 3, radiating outward from the tranch, corrupting the land and killing the plants and animals to make way for more shoddy troon construction and dilation stations.
 
Yeah- Michael/Norintha/Jen


Heat deaths are irrelevant compared to cold
We have around 10,000 avoidable winter deaths on average every year
In the most recent big heatwaves in 2003 and 2006 we had 2,234 and 2,323 excess deaths, respectively.
(all figures England and Wales only)

All of this conjecture about UK heat deaths sounds alien, and is absolutely not on the radar over here
But as highlighted above, winter deaths are a thing and something questions are raised about

Why the UK doesn't do anything about these weather deaths?
That would be a long, long sperg about historical inequities, the Norman Ascendancy and parallel societal structures such as the education system
cba and no one would read it

because by and large ‘avoidable deaths’ means they’ve avoided every other form of death from being so old or disabled but it’s an ugly thing to say
Nobody 80+ dies an avoidable death because of shit like this, they die delayed deaths on the back of the miracles of modern medicine and the shrinking taxpayer base
 
Okay, so all this talk about the barren land got me thinking.
We know Fat Paul's mother is the mortgage holder. Could Momma Mendoza sue them for the obvious depreciation of the property?
If she's even let things go this far she is a stupid cunt of a handmaiden and probably thinks this is some truly woke shit she's doing.
That sheep looks like it just wants to get away.
Well of course it does, it's about to get fucked by a pervert.
 
If she's even let things go this far she is a stupid cunt of a handmaiden and probably thinks this is some truly woke shit she's doing.
She might just have assessed the Tranch as a monetary loss, but worth it for her quality of life. It keeps Paul miles away from NEET-squatting in her basement, and much less likely to murder her in a fit of troon rage.

It's Jake Alley's mom's solution, with the benefit of additional funding.
 
What kind of base return do you get on sheep? A quick search shows the prices are generally low - generic lambs are around $100 and young cisgender female shep are like $200. That is not a lot of money. If your overhead is low and volume high, it's probably not gonna lose you money, but if you have to feed the things from the day they're born, with no pasture to graze on, I can't believe there's any margin left.

The internet says a grown (biological) female shep eats about 5 pounds of hay per day. Hay is cheap, my breakdown gives a rough cost of ~5 cents per pound (working from ~$100 per ton, the actual average is about ~120 so this is conservative). Still, by the time you feed a sheep for a year, you've spent close to $100 and that's just on hay. I would imagine sheep need shots and medicine, water (how do they water all these animals?), and more significantly, labor - also known as "time is money".

Based on this, it would seem there's virtually no return here at the lowest level (wholesaling the animals themselves). You could sell the lambs as soon as possible, so that you didn't incur feeding costs, but even then 1 lamb would only about pay for the hay that 1 sheep eats in a year. Retail lamb cuts are expensive, but that involves a lot of butchery ($$$ or time) and retailing the meat yourself in a short window. Wholesaling the meat isn't gonna get you $10/lb, and you'll still need those connections to do it.

Anyways, just some autism here, I'm always interested in the economics of various ventures. Personally I would never spend all day fucking with sheep to make a couple bucks, considering you can make $200 a day at a fairly standard job without the responsibility of having a herd of filthy animals.
 
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