Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He has bad nerve damage in 1 foot it's all red and numb, he blames the winter cold did it to him one year but I bet its beetus
from how i was trained in the military (and from first aid classes and generally being kind of a outdoorsman) frostbite where you get nipped with redness and numbness is generally from exposure over time and heals with warmth, massage, and sometimes painkillers after a week or so, sometimes longer depending on the body part because the freezing wasn't deep enough to really hurt anything permanently if it did get deep to where tissues like fat and blood vessels froze and blistered, it'd be super bruised for a while but still heal painfully after a month or two. was he walking around in near zero temperatures without a shoe/sock? Lucas doesn't strike me as someone that hard up that he would be barefoot in the cold.

also it affecting one foot is strange, as it implies his other foot/leg did not have the same frostnipping experience.

regardless, if the frost damage was severe enough to be lasting from over a year ago, the foot should be amputated to prevent infection, that implies a super bad frostbite where the tissue has died entirely and cannot heal at all. the blackened dead flesh will turn necrotic and gangrenous pretty quickly once moisture and heat are applied.
 
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IMHO Lucas didn't have frostbite, he's just a lazy pussy with a gimpy awkward walk.
i mean, that's pretty believable. he was talking about purposely walking around hunched over with hands clasped behind his back because it made him look like an idiot introspective or something. i wonder if he's still trying to peddle that, since he seems to be sitting around a lot more or posting up signs rather than merely walking around.
 
was he walking around in near zero temperatures without a shoe/sock? Lucas doesn't strike me as someone that hard up that he would be barefoot in the cold.
He had sneakers that were held together with duct tape so he may as well have been barefoot.

Not sure how cold it gets in Spokane in the winter but if he were in Canada he probably wouldn't have survived being properly homeless. Shelters are more generous here because the winter gets to deadly temperature's but once he got himself banned from every shelter he would be absolutely fucked walking around in sneakers through the snow
 
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I probably won't notice these comments for a bit because I posted videos but here's one more. Hard to believe this one didn't get through, isn't it? For all my insulting Lucas in videos, I've never just straight up called him a pedophile. Good to see he's willing to slander people to that extent, though. Millionaire socialists. I thought his definition of socialist is someone who casts away all their money and dates a homeless person. Weird that his parents can be millionaires and socialists at the same time.
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I probably won't notice these comments for a bit because I posted videos but here's one more. Hard to believe this one didn't get through, isn't it? For all my insulting Lucas in videos, I've never just straight up called him a pedophile. Good to see he's willing to slander people to that extent, though. Millionaire socialists. I thought his definition of socialist is someone who casts away all their money and dates a homeless person. Weird that his parents can be millionaires and socialists at the same time.
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Lucas is like the champagne socialist of the homeless and dispossessed masses so I guess it makes sense. Cooks lobster tails in toaster ovens and blows his wads on fancy restaurant meals. His life with all it’s hilarious downsides is still 10x better than the child mining cobalt in Congo or the kid picking cocoa pods for Nestle chocolate on a plantation somewhere in Africa, hell his life seems to be a lot better money wise than other homeless in America. As far as homelessness on a global scale goes he would be part of the 1% a homeless aristocrat if there ever was one.
 
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I probably won't notice these comments for a bit because I posted videos but here's one more. Hard to believe this one didn't get through, isn't it? For all my insulting Lucas in videos, I've never just straight up called him a pedophile. Good to see he's willing to slander people to that extent, though. Millionaire socialists. I thought his definition of socialist is someone who casts away all their money and dates a homeless person. Weird that his parents can be millionaires and socialists at the same time.
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"My parents go to dinner with cops and bounty hunters"

That seriously sounds like a line an elementary schooler would come up with as an attempt to impress or intimidate someone and its just bizarre and kinda funny seeing a 40 year old going around bragging like "my daddys super rich" thinking people are going to be impressed by this and want to fuck him because of it. Even if he genuinely were rich and did make it all himself he would still be just as repulsive to everyone going around bragging like that except maybe to hookers

He seriously doesn't get that nearly everyone else makes his max life savings every month and his 100$ he offers for a "date". Honestly he should just be honest that he's looking for a hooker instead of trying to be clever loop holing it and up his offer by a lot and he might actually have some luck
 
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His parents are millionaires who love him to death but he's a homeless bum? Right. Because that logic works out. I can't with him. It's like 2 + 2 = 5 in his world. And then tomorrow that same 2 + 2 = 7. Next week, 2 + 2 = banana. There is no following it with normal thinking.
He doesn't even get that the reality of his parents being millionaires and then letting him be homeless on the streets is a bigger negative than the positive of them being supposed millionaires.
 
I probably won't notice these comments for a bit because I posted videos but here's one more. Hard to believe this one didn't get through, isn't it? For all my insulting Lucas in videos, I've never just straight up called him a pedophile. Good to see he's willing to slander people to that extent, though. Millionaire socialists. I thought his definition of socialist is someone who casts away all their money and dates a homeless person. Weird that his parents can be millionaires and socialists at the same time.
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It's honestly so dull that he copy pastes the same comments across channels but, that's my fault for expecting him to put any sort of effort into anything he does apart from sabotaging his own life.
 
"My parents go to dinner with cops and bounty hunters"

That seriously sounds like a line an elementary schooler would come up with as an attempt to impress or intimidate someone and its just bizarre and kinda funny seeing a 40 year old going around bragging like "my daddys super rich" thinking people are going to be impressed by this and want to fuck him because of it. Even if he genuinely were rich and did make it all himself he would still be just as repulsive to everyone going around bragging like that except maybe to hookers

He seriously doesn't get that most other people except for fellow hobos are all good on cash relative to him especially after hoarding it all up over lockdowns so his 100$ he's offering for a date is chump change to nearly everyone else and just makes it far creepier than if he wasn't offering something for it like its a trade which he likes to pretend it isn't. For being so communist and anti money worship or whatever it really does seem like everything is about money to him

He just needs to pray harder to our lord Benjamin and perform the holy ritual of making it rain and he'll get laid

I can't find the video, but Phil posted a video when he was in Philly,. He walked past the city jail, focused the camera on it, and bragged about how he had lots of cop friends, and how if people didn't leave him alone, his friends would arrest them and put them in jail.
 
I probably won't notice these comments for a bit because I posted videos but here's one more. Hard to believe this one didn't get through, isn't it? For all my insulting Lucas in videos, I've never just straight up called him a pedophile. Good to see he's willing to slander people to that extent, though. Millionaire socialists. I thought his definition of socialist is someone who casts away all their money and dates a homeless person. Weird that his parents can be millionaires and socialists at the same time.
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He’s also said that his parents explicitly do not consider themselves socialists, and I think he said his dad and step mom don’t even call themselves Democrats?? 😂 Like that they don’t label themselves politically or something.

Also I’m fairly certain neither of his sets of parents are actually millionaires. We all know how he wildly overestimates the value of King Roy’s Elk Kingdom, and Myrna and Larry live in a damn condo. Between the 4 of them, if they all died tomorrow they might MAYBE have a million in assets/their estates, but we also all know that would NOT all being going to PukeAss (if ANY of it went to him). 😂😭
 
Here's a video from a while back showing both feet, the more hidden left one is discolored and dark. The whole left leg position looks weird as hell to me.
not frostbite unless he was wearing toe socks or something. frostbite almost always hits extremities first (toes, fingers) prior to larger thermal/blood masses (soles, palms) as there are fewer insulating tissues and smaller, less dense capillaries in toes and fingers (or noses, ear lobes, elbows, knees, ankles, et c) than in other areas. unless he was somehow protecting his toes and not the foot, he is unlikely to have gotten frostbite. the foot also doesn't have the characteristic swollen deep tissue frost damage you would see with frostbite either.

maybe frostnip (super early stage of frost damage) might have been a thing he remembered when it happened and the short recovery period afterwards, then in the typical Lucas way he exaggerates the entire thing to a dead foot. i'm leaning towards some other injury or beetus.
 
My vote is also diabetic neuropathy for his dead foot - but of course he’d blame it on someone and something else instead of his atrocious eating habits.
If he got frostbite of some kind, it's probably because he didn't notice it, because of diabetic neuropathy. Or he otherwise fucked up his feet because he couldn't feel pain in them.
 
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