E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Radical Cadre]

eh, i'd rather just call out what the boomer shooter copier will copy someday.
they'll get tired of churning out hexen and doom, because it's literally what they have been doing for a while now, shekels are shekels, nothing personal.

Who the fuck cares if a game is a copy of another game as long as it is good. Look at Bug Fables. Nintendo won't make a real Paper Mario game anymore so someone else did. And it is a lot of fun. Whatever. Wolfenstein New Order is a basic bitch. Whatever. It's fun as fuck. Plus (((JEWS))). I don't mind copies as long as they are fun. Most copies are too proud to admit they are copies and they end up fucking the landing. If you're making a derivative game, embrace it and don't blow smoke up my ass.

I've been doing this long enough anyway that I can tell by the trailer. You may be able to fool a bunch of eight and thirteen year olds with their parents' credit cards. But you can't fool me, motherfucker.

 

[TVStactic]

Dunno doc, never seen this before.

did you watch e3's day two? system shock 2+thief is the inspiration for it.

100% of gaming problems would be solved if we just barred people born in New York and California from ever holding a position of power. In fact that would solve a lot of things in the world once I start to think about it.

what if they move out of these places? NY and Cali's degrees should be bannable with people born in those places, and don't forget montréal either.

Who the fuck cares if a game is a copy of another game as long as it is good. Look at Bug Fables. Nintendo won't make a real Paper Mario game anymore so someone else did. And it is a lot of fun. Whatever. Wolfenstein New Order is a basic bitch. Whatever. It's fun as fuck. Plus (((JEWS))). I don't mind copies as long as they are fun. Most copies are too proud to admit they are copies and they end up fucking the landing. If you're making a derivative game, embrace it and don't blow smoke up my ass.

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we've been watching the same e3? they literally are too proud to admit they are copies of old, fun games and pretend they are unique. new blood does that shit too. they could always not do that but here we are. that skit where the new blood ceo throws a fit seems oddly fitting even though it's kind of a joke, boomer reviewers oft do the same too for any new blood game.

 

[Maurice Caine]

did you watch e3's day two? system shock 2+thief is the inspiration for it.

what if they move out of these places? NY and Cali's degrees should be bannable with people born in those places, and don't forget montréal either.

Yeah but unlike these titles I doubt it's gonna be as janky as they were back in the late 90's

 

[Dom Cruise]

One thing I hate about this modern climate is nobody's saying you can't have your little faggy indie games and faggy soyed out version of gaming culture, it's just that the faggots have crowded out the more traditional gaming scene.

Why is it an either/or thing? Show me the law that says you can't make a game like Duke Nukem 3D in today's climate but the Woke demand every single thing cater to theirs and only theirs taste and raise a shitfit if anything tries to go against the grain, the bad PR of which keeps the bigger publishers and developers away.

It's unfair on every level, there's no logical reason to justify why every single game that comes out has to cater to only one kind of taste.

It's also stupid because Woke outrage is nothing more than a paper tiger, the world didn't when 2B and her robot ass showed up on the scene, so why is everyone so afraid of these faggots?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I see people all the time, here and elsewhere, complaining that every furry game is degenerate coomer garbage, but then list Banjo and Starfox as childhood favourites.

>every furry game is degenerate coomer garbage
idk bout other people, but for me, the problem is that most of the time you can't have a normal discussion about any game with animals in it and NOT have some fuckhead ruin it with degeneracy shit

Pokemon is a good example. Anytime someone starts a discussion about it, almost instantaneously you'll have someone go "WPWYF?" (Which Pokemon Would You Fuck?) and then spam the thread with PokePorn.

 

[TVStactic]

Yeah but unlike these titles I doubt it's gonna be as janky as they were back in the late 90's

that's true, i mean if dudes went for carbon copies then they'd be just taking the piss, plus there's no way for you to emulate the terrible bugs old stuff causes now unless you use old methods of programming languagues.

>every furry game is degenerate coomer garbage
idk bout other people, but for me, the problem is that most of the time you can't have a normal discussion about any game with animals in it and NOT have some fuckhead ruin it with degeneracy shit

Pokemon is a good example. Anytime someone starts a discussion about it, almost instantaneously you'll have someone go "WPWYF?" (Which Pokemon Would You Fuck?) and then spam the thread with PokePorn.

dude the coomer mentality fucks up everything and since these deviants can't be really shunned or else it's kink shaming, you have to literally expect these kinds of retards nowadays, just give them their answer and don't delve further since they are either oblivious or get their rocks off in being a pest to others.
ratchet and clank's new furrette is a recent example.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Can't wait for 40 minutes of DLC, """HD""" footage of the worst Zelda game (at least the CDI games are funny), and some thirty second teaser for a new Kirby game that's just Return to Dreamland BUT AGAIN and everyone to proclaim Nintendo the winner anyway.

You'd think after a year of going dark and one total embarrassment of a direct in February they'd want to show that they're going to capitalize on the Switch's massive success, but I guess it's time to enter that "Nintendo is doing well so they get cocky and stupid" phase again.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

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plus a whole bunch of nonsensical shit

Lmao. Last thing I'm gonna do is listen to a woman.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Lmao. Last thing I'm gonna do is listen to a woman.

Regardless of her status as an attention who-I mean """influencer""" it's never a bad idea to temper your expectations for Nintendo. Their capacity for creativity and fun is matched only by their ability to be utterly incomprehensible and stupid.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Regardless of her status as an attention who-I mean """influencer""" it's never a bad idea to temper your expectations for Nintendo. Their capacity for creativity and fun is matched only by their ability to be utterly incomprehensible and stupid.

No matter how retarded Nintendo is, at least I can't be disappointed as much I was with CDPR.

 

[Radical Cadre]

we've been watching the same e3?

lol no I am only watching this thread this year.

Hype for Nintendo tomorrow. They cannot lose!

AND IF THEY DO LOSE, EJECT! EJECT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

But we all know that isn't going to happen. Even if NIntendo is disappointing as fuck tomorrow, they are not going to lose. It's simply inconceivable given what we've seen the last several days. Inconceivable. Screenshot it, niggers.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Look. As long as there's nothing like this tomorrow in my newsfeed, I will be satisfied enough.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Look. As long as there's nothing like this tomorrow in my newsfeed, I will be satisfied enough.
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"Introducing the lead art director for Metroid Prime 4..."

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Look. As long as there's nothing like this tomorrow in my newsfeed, I will be satisfied enough.
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Ah fuck man. I just got done bleaching my eyes after seeing that earlier today. Not I gotta go do it again.

 

[Radical Cadre]

"Introducing the lead art director for Metroid Prime 4..."

WE ALL KNOW THIS IS FALSE.

GO NINTENDO GO!! SAVE US! TWELVE HOURS TO SALVATION!

The open world DK rumor would be baller as FUCK.

 

[Judge Dredd]

idk bout other people, but for me, the problem is that most of the time you can't have a normal discussion about any game with animals in it and NOT have some fuckhead ruin it with degeneracy shit

I always noticed the opposite, though I do have a higher tolerance for coomers than most.

I'm still salty that when Dust: An Elysian Tale was released, any discussion was drowned out by people claiming the game was gay furry porn peddled to children because a side character had thighs and was technically naked.

I do understand though. I was annoyed by the Resident Evil 8 coomers, but that was because most of the fan art was people fishing for views because meme tall lady and not people who care about the game.

 

[HumanHive]

My prediction: Switch ports up the ass

 

[BananaSplit]

I honestly want nintentdo's E3 presentation to be like it's last Direct and just be nothing

We still got last time Ghost n' Goblins Resurrection, Project Triangle Strategy, Famicom Detective Club, Samurai Warriors 5, The Caligula Effect 2 and Crayon Shin-chan

I admit to be someone who is looking forward to third-party reveals within the Direct than Nintendo's own offers

 

[TVStactic]

Look. As long as there's nothing like this tomorrow in my newsfeed, I will be satisfied enough.
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some of you guys seem alright, don't go to E3 tomorrow.

WE ALL KNOW THIS IS FALSE.

GO NINTENDO GO!! SAVE US! TWELVE HOURS TO SALVATION!

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The open world DK rumor would be baller as FUCK.

bandai namco is supposed to present their stuff too.
what puts the fear of god in me is that nintendo is supposed to go FIRST, while good because people don't need to be dragged between the shittiness to get the good bits it also means that if you want to document e3's bizarro show the good shit has long since passed...
it's like eating a vanilla ice cream before drinking the diarrhea milkshake and not the other way around... dammit.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Can we get some actually good Gundam games, Bandai? No? Figured as much.