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I'm still disappointed in the lack of selfies for this.
I'm betting he still looks like a downie cabbage patch kid.
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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I'm betting he still looks like a downie cabbage patch kid.
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Same day as his rent.
Obviously.
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I really wonder how much this blob spends on porn a month. You know this fuck probably subscribes to numerous onlyfans accounts.
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Wallace
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Dude, you've been posting the same pictures of your bank account in the low negatives and screaming that you're on the verge of eviction for years now. At least put some damn effort into your e-begging.
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And it always comes with a “sigh” or “I’m so tired” or other indication of weariness. As if it’s the whims of cruel fate that forced him to pay for all those streaming services. “I’m so tired... of hookers who charge extra for kissing.”
Wallace
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To be fair, if you were a hooker and you saw Sean, you'd up your prices too.
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Sean wants to be tipped for Tweeting while watching movies.
A shitty economist and historian.
Once again Sean wants something he certainly doesn't need. I'm assuming someone else will pay for it.
A shitty economist and historian.
Once again Sean wants something he certainly doesn't need. I'm assuming someone else will pay for it.
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A financial historian who can’t spot the patterns in his own spending.
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I think he legit overdraws his account. The numbers are always different (do a search on his Twitter for tired or sigh and you’ll find a bunch of these screenshots). He probably keeps paying camwhores or only fans and once he comes out of his coomer haze he realizes he overdrew his account again and racks up the begging.
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You also forgot Uber Eats/Door Dash/pizza delivery as well.
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That's one way to get a job.
Oh no. He needs more money....
UPDATE: IDK maybe stop spending? Not sure why he didn't make up a screen shot this time.
Oh no. He needs more money....
UPDATE: IDK maybe stop spending? Not sure why he didn't make up a screen shot this time.
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"Sure honey I'll call you Siobhan and finger your asshole as long as you pay me enough."
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Assuming the blob actually gets laid occasionally without paying, I really wonder how hideous these hambeasts look.
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This slug is paying for every sexual interaction he has.
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"but they touched me like the girl I am"
Sorry. Going to vomit. That is incredibly disgusting.
Sorry. Going to vomit. That is incredibly disgusting.
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Troons.
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Actually, Shaun is one of the few that doesn't go after his fellow troons. He likes his women true & honest.