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Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
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Man with an attitude like that I can’t believe he’s been unemployed for three years
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More woes on the LEX app. Sean isn't shy about being forward.
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I agree, it sucks when dudes show up on lesbian dating apps. Sean.
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He never actually mentions applying for jobs
Does he just expect one of these companies to knock on his door and offer him a job?
(No he expects to ebeg forever)
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To be fair, Lex isn't a lesbian dating app, it's a "queer" dating app, and says it doesn't tolerate transphobia, so I'd assume that any "lesbians" who use it already know what they're signing up for.
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Based on articles and reviews of it, it’s basically for everyone except straight dudes.
Not for cis straight men: the dating app that launched a thousand queer love stories
The new app Lex was born out of Personals, a photo-free Instagram service that emulated traditional newspaper ads
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His e-begging is pretty solid for the start of the month.
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Sure. As long as they're willing to play along with dicks (literally & figuratively) sliding into their DMs pretending to be women, or risk being kicked off the app for transphobia.Based on articles and reviews of it, it’s basically for everyone except straight dudes.
Not for cis straight men: the dating app that launched a thousand queer love stories
The new app Lex was born out of Personals, a photo-free Instagram service that emulated traditional newspaper adswww.theguardian.com
Something tells me lesbians (of the "TERF" variety, or "men aren't women") would find that they, like straight men (who, surprise surprise, also don't want to hook up with men), just won't fit in very well there.
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More dating app issues.
You're going to get that response when your first line is "How about a hookup" you man.
Sean's dating app attempt at "how do you do fellow kids".
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Sean reviews Amazon. Not enough vagine.
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He sounds exactly like an old, fat guy complaining about not getting enough bacon on his triple delux heart bypass pizza and not getting enough Scotch in his Mamie Taylor.
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And obviously straight women. It's not like straight women are going to sign up and just settle because there are no men available. Well, at least not the attractive straight women anyway.Based on articles and reviews of it, it’s basically for everyone except straight dudes.
Not for cis straight men: the dating app that launched a thousand queer love stories
The new app Lex was born out of Personals, a photo-free Instagram service that emulated traditional newspaper ads
I can't tell if he is entirely retarded or he purposely chose "Customer Favorites" so that he could create an outrage video about not enough lesbian (lol, as if, you're a dude) romance novels. He could just search for lesbian romance novels. I'm sure they are out there. Most people don't seem to be that interested in it, though. Maybe because the vast majority of those looking for lesbian stories are men who'd rather watch lesbian porn than read a cheesy romance novel. It's hard to imagine (stereotyping here) that many butch dykes having a queer harlequin romance novel collection.
I'd bet most of the people purchasing these steamy guy on guy romance novels are actually women. Again, doesn't seem like something a man would do, not even a gay dude. Men like visuals. Women prefer romance mixed in with their porn. Not 100% true in all cases, of course, but that's usually how it plays out.
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Sean supports hookers. He doesn't need their services though since he's totally having tons of hot lesbian sex.
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Not sure if this is the worst of the worst, or the best of the best, or the best of the worst, or just the worst. It's something.
"As a man, women didn't want to have sex with me, and I, being a woman myself, understand this, because I also don't want to have sex with men, which is why I am a lesbian. So what's up with all these women wanting to have sex with men? It's totally unnatural."
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The casual way he mentions hookups is hilarious. Everyone knows Sean is paying for sex. Such a weird lie.
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“Obviously I’m not seeing hookers, because I’m really poor and often need thousands of dollars suddenly. Don’t y’all be putting two and two together now!”
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He certainly isn't having sex with his wife, on account of she left him after he abused her for years. He probably isn't paying her alimony either, though he probably should be after the damage he did.
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I love how he doesn't even ask or say anything polite. Just hashtag, link, go back to lesbian porn.