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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

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  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
A tarp? A fucking tarp? For those not familiar with high desert environments, they're pretty well known for high winds, especially if you're on the leeward side of a larger mountain.

As someone said above, that shelter will collapse in a stiff breeze, to say nothing of 40-50 mph gusts during a windstorm.
High desert be dammed, I wouldn't call that a shelter in rural France or the rainforests of Borneo. Unless you have just survived a plane crash and the choppers are still 18 hours out.
 
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OMG! Colorado is run by biggots who won't recognise their femm-penis, treat them like real women and give them needles so they can shoot up estrogen like regular normal women.
 
The hics made a (poorly made) new facility for their lambs:
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Shit looks like a light breeze would knock it over.
https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1404550129789505537 (Archive)

A sneak peak for the next installment of Cooking With Philip:
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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1404559907509051393 (Archive)

Those poor lambs. Though it may sound cruel, they're better off as mutton. Dumbasses at Stink Ditch Tranch would probably let them die off, making their lives meaningless
 
It's not as if we need more proof that troons can't farm, but here's more proof that troons can't farm. From a tweet a couple of days ago:

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1403358034764591106 (X)

Now for comparison, here's a video from a New Zealand sheep shearing contest where the pros are consistently taking about 30 seconds per sheep


Ok that's beyond what any normal person could manage, but here's a nice step by step guide. A couple of choice quotes:

"An expert shearer can shear a sheep in five minutes or less, which works out to about one hundred sheep per day." Ok we know they're not experts, but they should be able to do the dozen or so sheep they have in a couple of hours. Unless a couple of hours is a full troon working day. After all they've posted before about how they get stressed when doing anything that approaches a full day's work.

"Not immediately after lambing: You must never try to shear your ewe 8 to 12 weeks after lambing because the milk veins are swollen and there is a higher risk of damaging them while shearing." Whoops

I somehow doubt that they can even find a place clear of shit and mud to do it. If you've ever wanted to know the source of that "organic matter" in the final product.

And one of the replies to that tweet asks

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Please let it happen.
 
The hics made a (poorly made) new facility for their lambs:
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Shit looks like a light breeze would knock it over.
https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1404550129789505537 (Archive)

A sneak peak for the next installment of Cooking With Philip:
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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1404559907509051393 (Archive)
My favorite part is the excess tarp just bundled off to the side like a messy ponytail. About the same amount of effort.

If you’re going to use a tarp, stake that shit. Wood is expensive, sure, but the thing doesn’t even need walls, just chicken wire if you’re using it as an enclosure too. Do some basic framing and put corrugated roof decking on top. Either galvanized light gage steel or plastic. You’ve gotta pour concrete around the posts and use actual hardware, but it won’t be at risk if collapsing.

Hell, Custer County doesn’t even require a permit for accessory buildings under 100sqft floor area or 120sqft roof projection, so there wouldn’t even be any paperwork.
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They built a He-man Woman Haters Clubhouse for the lambs. Its just missing the sign. They seriously build shit like little boys playing and it's hilarious.

Well it would be if I could stop feeling sad for the lambs.
Found their sign.
 

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