Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[XYZpdq]

Wogglebug now in Steampunk furry form:

I'm looks suspiciously like literally WoW backgrounds

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

That is some bad, baaaaad 20 years behind CG! I mean that's below modern video-game tier! This shit might have looked astounding as a graphical update for World of Warcraft in say, 2010, but for a theatrical release CG movie?? did you see the lockstep animations, faces and weapons fire in the background? That is Cynthia Hansen-level shortcut taking.

Absolutely, but the ideas behind the plot seem intriguing and it looks like a lot of work was put into it, even though the graphics are lacklluster as fuck.
It might be quite entertaining, in stark contrast to the meandering mess that is Cynthia's project.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

That is some bad, baaaaad 20 years behind CG! I mean that's below modern video-game tier! This shit might have looked astounding as a graphical update for World of Warcraft in say, 2010, but for a theatrical release CG movie?? did you see the lockstep animations, faces and weapons fire in the background? That is Cynthia Hansen-level shortcut taking.

This probably fueled Cynthia's belief that she could make it big. If these people could, she could.

Of course, that ignores that this seems to have an actual story and probably doesnt break down into the director hosting a talk show where they call out fictional characters for their ungenteel and anti-wogglebuggian inclinations.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

This probably fueled Cynthia's belief that she could make it big. If these people could, she could.

To make a good media for kids you don't really need Pixtar-level CGI and animation. What you really need is knowing what kids like and find entertaining and what adults find acceptable and mildly entertaining (so: no titties on a mermaid, no little girl's underwear on display). If you nail those two all you need is passable looks and animation (so: no super-low res textures, no randomly teleporting characters, no clumsily looping animations).

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

The most important election of our time has come. Cynthia took down the full Sylvie and the Wogglebug movie from her channel while she decides via viewer poll if she will sell it more by having the video up and public or as a super secret mystery product you have to order for yourself to view. Needless to say, I think this is the election we have all been waiting for. Oz has 12 electoral votes in the college and Genoma also has 12 if presently proposed redistricting passes. So, unless we want another Bush v Gore situation, it is our civic duty to pull the lever for Cynthia's unique vision to be seen by as much of the public as possible.

Edit, to include the poll itself

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Looks like the public wins again as the cause of keeping the movie off The Tubes has been decisively crushed. Who ran that campaign, John Podesta?

 

[Theropod T. Dinosaur]

Wogglebug now in Steampunk furry form:

Wow, I think Cynthia could give these guys a run for their money in the animation department.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I just a Wogglebug ad on Facebook. Lord, you actually spent money to advertise this?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I just a Wogglebug ad on Facebook. Lord, you actually spent money to advertise this?

Can we please have a screenshot of the ad?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Can we please have a screenshot of the ad?

It’s a whole ass video with the creepy animation. I’ve already closed it but it had around 30 comments and 60 shares. The comments were supportive in calling it “outsider art” and people watching her YouTube and seeing she’s not right. A few comments were people not able to buy it because apparently she still only wants approved people to have it and asking why they can’t.

 

[The Un-Clit]

It’s a whole ass video with the creepy animation. I’ve already closed it but it had around 30 comments and 60 shares. The comments were supportive in calling it “outsider art” and people watching her YouTube and seeing she’s not right. A few comments were people not able to buy it because apparently she still only wants approved people to have it and asking why they can’t.

Huh! I wonder how much FB advertising costs? If she got 30 engagements and 60 shares, that's quite possibly 5 or 6 pity-sales of teh Woggietrash. Is it possible that Cynthia might see a tiny sliver of profit?

 

[Picklechu]

Huh! I wonder how much FB advertising costs? If she got 30 engagements and 60 shares, that's quite possibly 5 or 6 sales of teh Woggietrash. Is it possible that Cynthia might see a tiny sliver of profit?

Facebook ads are pretty cheap, but based on some of the stuff I saw a few weeks ago and posted in this thread, I imagine she's outsourcing a lot of it to India via Fiverr, so she's probably getting ripped off as usual.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Facebook ads are pretty cheap, but based on some of the stuff I saw a few weeks ago and posted in this thread, I imagine she's outsourcing a lot of it to India via Fiverr, so she's probably getting ripped off as usual.

I suspect you are right. It always seems like whenever her enterprise gets eyeballs it comes from stuff like this where hundreds of dollars are flushed down the drain to make like 30 back.

 

[Coelacanth]

A more fitting hospital...
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Silent Hill/Wogglebug AU when??? Cynthia's world is filled with unholy creatures that'd fit right in with the monsters from SH.

Wogglebug now in Steampunk furry form:

Goddamnit why does my boy Tin Man keep getting shat on by autists?

 

[drain]

Dude I'm watching that fucking Take On Me video for the past 5 minutes or more and I can't stop laughing like a retard because it is so damn BAD its GOOD you know

As other people already pointed out, she should just go scorched earth and make weird stuff for adults Adult Swim style because why not? At this point she doesn't have any better things to do.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

There is ...apparently... someone who lives in Hollywood and reads scripts who wants to give her a shot at this project. Or, as she says "My Real. Dream. Coming. True. At. Long. Last. I know it is destined to happen as it always was somehow." More information forthcoming. Make sure to stay tuned through the end for a special message to the haters and naysayers which legit made me crack up.

Personally, I hope this is true. Her antics meeting an actual production company (no matter how small) would be pretty fascinating to see unfold especially when creative differences arise. However, I have to add that there are numbers of these kinds of guys who go trawling for niche content with any sort of web presence, convince people to pony up money for development, and then say 'sorry' unless the creator can provide almost all of the funding for it off the bat. Then in the unlikely event the person can fund things this person uses their contacts to get the lowest bid thing possible. Not saying it is that, but it certainly could be.

I know because a few years ago I got approached by something similar for a tv adaptation after I published something niche and nonfiction (and not intended for visual media adaptations at all) and it set off alarm bells causing me to research the guy who contacted me. That in turn led to me finding out about this type of stuff.

 

[The Un-Clit]

There is ...apparently... someone who lives in Hollywood and reads scripts who wants to give her a shot at this project. Or, as she says "My Real. Dream. Coming. True. At. Long. Last. I know it is destined to happen as it always was somehow." More information forthcoming. Make sure to stay tuned through the end for a special message to the haters and naysayers which legit made me crack up.

Personally, I hope this is true. Her antics meeting an actual production company (no matter how small) would be pretty fascinating to see unfold especially when creative differences arise. However, I have to add that there are numbers of these kinds of guys who go trawling for niche content with any sort of web presence, convince people to pony up money for development, and then say 'sorry' unless the creator can provide almost all of the funding for it off the bat. Then in the unlikely event the person can fund things this person uses their contacts to get the lowest bid thing possible. Not saying it is that, but it certainly could be.

I know because a few years ago I got approached by something similar for a tv adaptation after I published something niche and nonfiction (and not intended for visual media adaptations at all) and it set off alarm bells causing me to research the guy who contacted me. That in turn led to me finding out about this type of stuff.

This person has spoken to her on the phone and still wants to proceed? Scammer. She's going to set up the crowdfunding, he's going to have equal access to the funds. When the campaign is over, he's gonna disappear with any and all donations. Simplest game there is, and very likely to work on the simplest people, like Cynthia.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

She getting scammed again.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

There is ...apparently... someone who lives in Nigeria and reads scripts who wants to give her a shot at this project.

FTFY

 

[Loona]

There is ...apparently... someone who lives in Hollywood and reads scripts who wants to give her a shot at this project. Or, as she says "My Real. Dream. Coming. True. At. Long. Last. I know it is destined to happen as it always was somehow." More information forthcoming. Make sure to stay tuned through the end for a special message to the haters and naysayers which legit made me crack up.

Personally, I hope this is true. Her antics meeting an actual production company (no matter how small) would be pretty fascinating to see unfold especially when creative differences arise. However, I have to add that there are numbers of these kinds of guys who go trawling for niche content with any sort of web presence, convince people to pony up money for development, and then say 'sorry' unless the creator can provide almost all of the funding for it off the bat. Then in the unlikely event the person can fund things this person uses their contacts to get the lowest bid thing possible. Not saying it is that, but it certainly could be.

I know because a few years ago I got approached by something similar for a tv adaptation after I published something niche and nonfiction (and not intended for visual media adaptations at all) and it set off alarm bells causing me to research the guy who contacted me. That in turn led to me finding out about this type of stuff.

As for my haters and naysayers, you can all just move on from me as I have moved on from you now so there!"

Ah yes, she has definitely moved on from us.