Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Take a break and go masturbate, and then come back. You are seriously uptight and hyper-critical. When was the last time you had a good fucking session just to get that all out of you?

Melinda, your videos are dogshit. You cannot advertise for shit. If you don't want to or can't make a good video, don't fucking bother advertising. Easy as that

 

[Dyn]

Why not?

"Why not?" is what you say to a spur-of-the-moment handjob from an ex, or the inexplicable urge to stomp on a snail, but when you're typing out tens of thousands of words arguing with intractable schizophrenics over a span of several years, at some point you should probably stop asking 'why not?' and start asking 'why?'.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Does she have asthma or something? I've never seen someone need to suck in so much air so often.

I work 80 hours a week. I'm lucky I get any air.

Yes, that's something I noticed before. A few pointers:
- Breathe in through you nose.
- Making a small joke and signalizing it with a smile gives you a chance to breathe in.
- You speak too fast. First, you waste too much air. Second, if you speak slower you can make longer pauses between sentences without it feeling unnatural.
- Rehearse your script several times if you have a chance. You'll be able to feel it better or adjust it to your rhythm.
It's pretty much all about resource management and you're burning your resources (oxygen) too fast and then it looks like you gasp for more once it's almost completely gone.
Other than that - don't record it in one go, record several takes. Things like small stutters or starting one word and then switching to another (4:24) have no place in a professional product and with enough raw material you can fix such things in post-production.
The very beginning where you start a sentence and then cut it half-way through and finish with text on the screen is bad. Either use your voice to build it up or continue talking as the text appears on the screen.
EDIT.

I wouldn't use the acronym here.

You were warned that Marshall was going to be a bad father. So this is your fault and you reap what you sow. I love watching women who were SLOOTS and couldnt resist being nutted in, suffer in their older years and then expect sympathy from everyone.

Don't go out of character!

Show shithole btw.

Better.

The way you capitalize nouns for no good reason is incredibly annoying.

...or very German...

I know you're lying though, you've thirsted after me the entire time you've been here.

@Baby Yoda please dress sexy for Melinda.

 

[Revo]

@TamarYaelBatYah Do you suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome? I think I do. At first I thought maybe it was Benzo Belly from taking Lorazepam, then Valium for upwards of a decade, but Ive been off it for 3 months now and still have intermittent constipation and diarrhea.

Any suggestions to NOT wake up and feel like your tum is going to explode?
Another question I have: Would it turn you on if someone put you on all fours and latched onto your butthole and suction cupped their lips to it while simultaneously fucking your shitter with their tongueholio?

Congrats for owing that schizo called Melida by demonstrating to everyone here that you are on the same level of cringe with Melinda herself.

 

[White Baby]

Congrats for owing that schizo called Melida by demonstrating to everyone here that you are on the same level of cringe with Melinda herself.

You must be new here.

 

[Revo]

You must be new here.

And? Besides that do you have anything new to say?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Melinda: You don’t need lube for anal. Just a std ridden butthole and dick that lubricate itself with “natural” fluids.
Also Melinda: Your hands smell like poop even after washing hands because it is now crawling in your skin. Science.
Melinda again: Haha poopy funny. Toasty has poopy anal sex even when her partner wouldn’t be focusing on the anus.

@Baby Yoda This is your fault. Her “B.S.” has now taken over her entire brain. Ask her for shithole pics some more. I think she’s on the verge of giving them to you.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Melinda: You don’t need lube for anal. Just a std ridden butthole and dick that lubricate itself with “natural” fluids.
Also Melinda: Your hands smell like poop even after washing hands because it is now crawling in your skin. Science.
Melinda again: Haha poopy funny. Toasty has poopy anal sex even when her partner wouldn’t be focusing on the anus.

@Baby Yoda This is your fault. Her “B.S.” has now taken over her entire brain. Ask her for shithole pics some more. I think she’s on the verge of giving them to you.

@TamarYaelBatYah Please send pics of shithole. In other words show shithole. @Deadpool Maybe you could DM them to Deadpool since you think he is hot.
You dont even have to show shithole to me, you could quietly DM @fnaarf or @Chariotofmara, or @Toasty, fuck DM Illuminati for all I care and ask what they think of the shithole. Then report back to me. Please let me know everything about it. What's the elasticity of it? Does it smell like gooseberries and lilac or like poop? Can you breathe through your anus or is it more of an exhale only valve?

 

[White Baby]

@TamarYaelBatYah Please send pics of shithole. In other words show shithole. @Deadpool Maybe you could DM them to Deadpool since you think he is hot.
You dont even have to show shithole to me, you could quietly DM @fnaarf or @Chariotofmara, or @Toasty, fuck DM Illuminati for all I care and ask what they think of the shithole. Then report back to me. Please let me know everything about it. What's the elasticity of it? Does it smell like gooseberries and lilac or like poop? Can you breathe through your anus or is it more of an exhale only valve?

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Thank you for the generous offer but I would really rather not wake up to anus in my DMs, just a personal preference of mine.

And? Besides that do you have anything new to say?

Just that we take our title of "worst thread on the site" seriously.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

fuck DM Illuminati

I must politely decline. I'm not a connoisseur, sir. You would be the best person to receive such materials and review them in an educated and creative way.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

...or very German...

Are you making fun of our cases?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Are you making fun of our cases?

It's just the only language I know to capitalize all nouns

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's just the only language I know to capitalize all nouns

We do that so you know something is a noun. Like have you seen the language? How are non-Germans to know the difference?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Thank you for the generous offer but I would really rather not wake up to anus in my DMs, just a personal preference of mine.

In that case, you'll be the first person I send it to!

@Baby Yoda

@TamarYaelBatYah Please send pics of shithole. In other words show shithole. @Deadpool Maybe you could DM them to Deadpool since you think he is hot.
You dont even have to show shithole to me, you could quietly DM @fnaarf or @Chariotofmara, or @Toasty, fuck DM Illuminati for all I care and ask what they think of the shithole. Then report back to me. Please let me know everything about it. What's the elasticity of it? Does it smell like gooseberries and lilac or like poop? Can you breathe through your anus or is it more of an exhale only valve?

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It's going to fnaarf first!

This pains me to admit but this is just a general problem in the wider Christian and Hebrew Roots/Messianic community tbh.

Christianity and its offshoots Hebrew Roots and Messianic ("Judaism") is built upon male narcissism (Patriarchy) as well. One of the tenets of male narcissism is sexual entitlement.

You see, but you don't understand.

Melinda, your videos are dogshit. You cannot advertise for shit. If you don't want to or can't make a good video, don't fucking bother advertising. Easy as that

You have a right to your opinion, I have a right to disagree.

You speak too fast.

Everyone from Northern VA speaks quickly. The speed of business and life there produces many Type A personalities.

But I definitely try to speak slower. Hard to break from what you were raised in

Also, I'm always on a time crunch. I have to work quickly. When you have 6 children on your mind all the time, you'll get it!

It's not an issue I can resolve 100% of the time.

Rehearse your script several times if you have a chance. You'll be able to feel it better or adjust it to your rhythm.

I was doing good until a bee flew in my hair. Then I jumped up, swated my hair, forgot what I was saying, waited, recorded again.

Things like small stutters or starting one word and then switching to another (4:24) have no place in a professional product a

I disagree. I know several people with PhDs who don't edit their videos for script perfection.

wouldn't use the acronym here.

It's a professional allocation. My children and I had a laugh about it and then I explained to them the difference between B.A. and B.S.

 

[Toasty]

Or in your case, anal sex that is more like a goopy mudslide

This silly bitch thinks that sex between women would be anally focused for some strange reason. I think she's just fixated.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Why do you just copy and paste what I wrote to another person?

Also, you've had the same Avatar for 16 months. Seems like a duplicate account.



Highly doubt.

You don't even know what love is, so there's no way you're even capable of having a loving relationship.

A cordial one? Maybe. Loving? Impossible.




I've never had to "catch" him watching porn because he's never used it in secret around me.

Marshall isn't a regular porn user he is a retaliatory porn user, which is a typical fighting tactic with men: they watch porn in retaliation to try to strike back. It's happened when I asked him to leave my house (kicked him out during a fight) or tried to break up with him in the past. He sat at home and did it out of anger. It doesn't bother me because at the root of it the person's inability to have empathy for how the have hurt their SO. They turn away from the relationship out of anger, instead of inward to heal what they broke. It's the person's issue, not mine.

Boy, if I watched porn every time Marshall pissed me off...but I don't...because I reject porn as a matter of moral principle. Even though certain categories of pornography appeal to me very much, and I could easily get into a pattern of watching it, I fight the temptation and exercise self control.

I don't think a lot of people realize how tempting pornography is for women too. Women are just as sexual as men, although often sexually repressed from societal brainwashing. I've read studies that suggest women are actually MORE visually stimulated than men. Women are visual though, for sure.

Depends on when the study was done. Before 2015, you'll see a lot of the old theories because of all the cultural attitudes towards women and sex. After 2015, when they did studies with more variety of images the researchers all came to the reality with newer conclusions: women are just as visually stimulated as men.




Basic statements about sexuality are not advertisements. I don't have any desire to find a match through statements on Kiwis Farms. There's dating APPs for that kind of thing.

Someone's sexuality is just as much a part of that person as other aspects of their life. I don't see any difference between someone talking about what they ate for lunch and saying their lingerie arrived in the mail.

Talking about basic elements of sexuality, even publicly, in a mature, adult manner is part of the human experience. Joking about sex and sexuality publicly is part of the human experience. I don't see anything wrong with it. As long as someone doesn't cross the line and they save the deeper details for personal relationships. Like, for example, no one needs to hear publicly the details of my sexual fantasies.

I had this messianic person text me after s/he found the Kiwi Farms thread and one of their objections to how I responded to you guys was how I spoke about my sexuality. I laughed because 45% of The Hebrew Bible is about sex, and in very graphic ways. Don't read the Bible then!

I always find it funny how saying the word "vagina" publicly in the context of a philosophical discussion can make people go in an uproar but a person who broadcasts the deepest inner details of their heart and thoughts on YouTube with their face 2 inches from the camera is considered "just another day on the internet" -- when in actuality sharing someone's deepest thoughts and feelings with their face up close and their voice in your ear buds is way more intimate than a philosophical discussion about sexuality.

who the fuck is going to read all that shit by: you

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

This silly bitch thinks that sex between women would be anally focused for some strange reason. I think she's just fixated.

I know. I was highly confused until remembering her favorite person in thread. I’m blaming Baby Yoda. Melinda can’t imagine sex any other way now. Maybe she’s been brainwashed. Maybe she’s trying to prevent pregnancy. Either way, she’s been very shit focused lately.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

How are non-Germans to know the difference?

Articles (der, die, das)?

But I definitely try to speak slower. Hard to break from what you were raised in

Have the same issue when I'm reciting something from memory. Takes some time and practice but you can learn to speak slower.

I was doing good until a bee flew in my hair. Then I jumped up, swated my hair, forgot what I was saying, waited, recorded again.

Happens. That's why I suggested multiple takes.

I disagree. I know several people with PhDs who don't edit their videos for script perfection.

Sure, but in longer lectures. You're making an ad and those are known for idealizing the world.
Speaking of which, I think actual nature (a forest or a lake or even a flowery meadow) in the background would look better.

It's a professional allocation. My children and I had a laugh about it and then I explained to them the difference between B.A. and B.S.

I mean, colloquially BS stands for "bullshit" so I would just put whole "Bachelor of Science" there.

I’m blaming Baby Yoda.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

You have a right to your opinion, I have a right to disagree.

Then tell me, would you buy a book from someone who's put up a 5 minute video advertising said book that's poorly edited, poorly lit, mostly just rambling, and is completely unprofessional? If you wanna put out a professional product, look fucking professional. Make professional material.

 

[Deadpool]

Everyone from Northern VA speaks quickly. The speed of business and life there produces many Type A personalities.

This is not true. I have family in northern VA and have spent a lot of time there. Most people talk at a normal pace. People speak fast when they talk to you because you smell like unwashed ass smothered in essential oils, and you're obviously an obnoxious retarded cunt. They want to be away from you as fast as they possibly can.

Honestly you should do the world a favor and kill yourself.