DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[fuckshitsnake]

Someone point out to him that no parent should ever outlive their child. 12-15 years is really maxing out a cat and Jasper looks to be about 5-6 years old, so...

I mean, honestly I think the possibility of Jasper outliving Phil is there with a non-zero chance, and I would also drop dead at the same time once my lungs collapse from the hardcore wheeze I would heave upon seeing it happen.

The real question is if Kat is going to wait around for it to happen so she can claim all of his leftover assets, or if she gives Phil the Subaru Man treatment beforehand.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I can't believe this is like the 3rd time he has played New Vegas and the third time he has Boone deal with all the enemies, i've literally seen every single enemy just ignore Phil and run straight for Boone

 

[Surly Muppet]

All of his word choice when it came to his finances was interesting today. He keeps stressing that things are almost 'back to normal', he just needs to make this big payment...

Things were never not financially 'normal'. The only thing that changed was that he lost his monthly revenue sources, but he changed the tips goal to $200 to adapt to that. 'Going back to normal' means the tips dropping back down to $100. And he's right, once he does that, it will likely yield less income than he had on Twitch.

But that would be the first time that his income was lower than before losing his partnership. The $200 tips goal completely compensated for the lost money, and he netted extra as a result of Patreon, his Twich payment still coming, and the fact that the $200 persisted during the period that this YT paycheck will cover. He's using the phrase 'back to normal' to imply his earnings were down which is why he needs help. But they aren't down. They've been up. The $200/stream goal was to make up for his lost Twitch income and it did, so why is there a financial issue now, unless there was always a financial issue?

This is some extremely sleazy verbal sleight of hand, and he's talking a big game to sell it, but I think he is really underestimating the panic he is going to experience if he drops that tips goal back to $100. I'm waiting to hear 'Sadly, the YT paycheck was way less than I was anticipating. It was the first one with the memberships so I wasn't sure what to expect... the tips goal will need to stay at $200 until next month to make up for it.'

There was also a great moment on the stream a few minutes ago as Phil chainsawed his way through a vault. He said "By the way, this is very entertaining."
It reminded me of that line, "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." If you need to tell the audience they're entertained... they're probably not.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

All of his word choice when it came to his finances was interesting today. He keeps stressing that things are almost 'back to normal', he just needs to make this big payment...

Things were never not financially 'normal'. The only thing that changed was that he lost his monthly revenue sources, but he changed the tips goal to $200 to adapt to that. 'Going back to normal' means the tips dropping back down to $100. And he's right, once he does that, it will likely yield less income than he had on Twitch.

But that would be the first time that his income was lower than before losing his partnership. The $200 tips goal completely compensated for the lost money, and he netted extra as a result of Patreon, his Twich payment still coming, and the fact that the $200 persisted during the period that this YT paycheck will cover. He's using the phrase 'back to normal' to imply his earnings were down which is why he needs help. But they aren't down. They've been up. The $200/stream goal was to make up for his lost Twitch income and it did, so why is there a financial issue now, unless there was always a financial issue?

This is some extremely sleazy verbal sleight of hand, and he's talking a big game to sell it, but I think he is really underestimating the panic he is going to experience if he drops that tips goal back to $100. I'm waiting to hear 'Sadly, the YT paycheck was way less than I was anticipating. It was the first one with the memberships so I wasn't sure what to expect... the tips goal will need to stay at $200 until next month to make up for it.'

There was also a great moment on the stream a few minutes ago as Phil chainsawed his way through a vault. He said "By the way, this is very entertaining."
It reminded me of that line, "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." If you need to tell the audience they're entertained... they're probably not.

DSP is a former MKULTRA handler, he simply implants the suggestion and the wheelchairs integrate and conform. A Philliam snorts. A slave obeys.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This is some extremely sleazy verbal sleight of hand, and he's talking a big game to sell it, but I think he is really underestimating the panic he is going to experience if he drops that tips goal back to $100. I'm waiting to hear 'Sadly, the YT paycheck was way less than I was anticipating. It was the first one with the memberships so I wasn't sure what to expect... the tips goal will need to stay at $200 until next month to make up for it.'

I'm casting my lot with "I really need help right now if I want to afford the new Xbox console, and all the new launch titles...this is my livelihood, it's really really important that I get this so if you guys can help me out with that I'd really appreciate it..."

There was also a great moment on the stream a few minutes ago as Phil chainsawed his way through a vault. He said "By the way, this is very entertaining."
It reminded me of that line, "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." If you need to tell the audience they're entertained... they're probably not.

I'd genuinely prefer that over the deadpan "How exciting." and blaming the game for both the disinterest of himself and his viewers. It's the game's job, and YOUR job, to keep Phil entertained, and don't you dare think otherwise.

 

[Gramh]

The crisis in DSP's world has now become that there is always a crisis.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Idea for a new poll:

What will happen to the tips goal on 6/21?

1) DSP will lower the goal to $100

2) DSP will keep the goal at $200 - "I need to raise funds for the Xbox + launch titles."

3) DSP will keep the goal at $200 - "I did not make as much on YT as I used to on Twitch. I'm not asking for more money support, I'm asking for the same amount!"

4) DSP will keep the goal at $200 - "I never said I would lower the goal when I got paid by YT. I said I would lower it when things got back to normal. You're mentally ill, you're a dumb kid who doesn't know how life works, things aren't black and white, I'm a mature adult, etc."

 

[Ruthless54]

Leanna Hnnnnngan

 

[This is what happens when]

Mister please.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Leanna Hnnnnngan

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Leanna Hnnnnngan

Not gonna lie
I'd stick one in there than going after a horse.......anyday

Phil sure has a weird taste

 

[Planettenon]

Mister please.

It rubs the snort on it's skin or else it gets the hose again

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Leanna Hnnnnngan

The panda could have stuck with the pig but she chose to leave the pigpen and move on, and Phil found a horse instead. While I did find her annoying(commentary-wise), at least she is away from the manchild himself Phillip Paul Burnell, who now has a full-time mom to change his pajamas and make him dinner, while he plays video games and begs for money. Why couldn't Phil been a hot chick instead, at least then people would at least have something nice to look at. Instead, all we get is jiggling jowls and mantiddies lol.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

"Sadly our government is focused on individual freedom"

Bruh, where's he been the last 15 months that this was the case?

 

[DukeMorty]

Leanna Hnnnnngan

Looking at her hand it seems she might be engaged or she is doing that to troll people. Although some people are saying the image is reversed but looking at the book the letters aren't reversed. I could be wrong since I am not a photography expert, but if it was her right hand and the camera did a reverse image then the letters would be too. Also look at her neck she has a small mole, and after stalking checking her Instagram page she has that mole on her left side of the neck. Either way she might be engaged and if so congratulations Panda, hope you upgraded to a better man and live a happy life.
PS Phil you did downgrade getting Kat.

 

[architects]

I’m assuming I missed this…but what’s with the “DSP The Immortal” on Twitter?

 

[WolverineGuy22]

DSP finally admits he doesnt give a fuck about thumbnails

Dude, thumbnails isnt about fucking clickbait, it's about quality and making your shit look attractive and nice...Lazy bastard, he is irritating this morning

"DSP raises funds to pay Connecticut state back taxes (EMOTIONAL)"

 

[Fill Bern El]

I’m assuming I missed this…but what’s with the “DSP The Immortal” on Twitter?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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Bonus sequenced Footage of Phil tonight after getting his tips from wheelchairs

 

[Genichiro]

Roaches are devious creatures. They have basic mapping intellect and still can come back after being expelled from houses.
That said, they can be coaxed into not infesting a house. Parent did it somehow by asking a captive nicely to go away. They never came back after that.

Phil on the hand, will still go for the cookie jar with his antennas after losing all his legs .Phil boi is lucky no one has quite the heart to obliterate him completely.