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Pandalee’s Tits said:
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It's great to imagine Phil doing his usual scanning of this thread and having these tits show up on his phone.

I don't care much about how annoying Leanna was, I'd much rather have a woman with this body attached to an annoying personality than what Phil has (a horse with makeup and no personality).

But remember, guys: Phil is the happiest that he's ever been, and we are all jealous!
 
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DZoomer said:
It's great to imagine Phil doing his usual scanning of this thread and having these tits show up on his phone.

I don't care much about how annoying Leanna was, I'd much rather have a woman with this body attached to an annoying personality than what Phil has (a horse with makeup and no personality).

But remember, guys: Phil is the happiest that he's ever been, and we are all jealous!
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I'm sure deep down he might have felt a hint of remorse and sadness during that 6 month gap when he was the only one in the snort fort.

Even though we know he's an all around selfish prick when it comes to other people, she had far more of an attachment to him than the horse ever will.
 
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DZoomer said:
It's great to imagine Phil doing his usual scanning of this thread and having these tits show up on his phone.

I don't care much about how annoying Leanna was, I'd much rather have a woman with this body attached to an annoying personality than what Phil has (a horse with makeup and no personality).

But remember, guys: Phil is the happiest that he's ever been, and we are all jealous!
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phil doesn't care, he's not attracted to women
 
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Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
Listen you immature mentally ill nudnik Dave had his TV "gifted" by a fan. With the laptop, it is old. He runs windows 7 or 8 on it...forgot which one. I'm sure a lot of his gacha is listed as micro transactions under his business. People have to donate things for Dave to use. Edit: entered at same time as Herrklicks
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How much you want to bet he asked for the receipt to claim it on his taxes.
architects said:
I’m assuming I missed this…but what’s with the “DSP The Immortal” on Twitter?
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Because of this:
TJGamebox said:
DSP ended at 11th place. He got his hogan … for 2,641 dollars! That is five ps5’s!
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It's the only way he can flex about his big victory in getting the Immortal Hulk Hogan on wwe champions this weekend. He had to get top 20
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
The bankruptcy is meaningless. How many people are "crippled" from the bankruptcy they filed in the 2008 housing crash? Nobody cares. There were so many and we all understand why. Bankruptcies that happened in 2020 will be even more common. Nobody is going to care or ask why in a year or two (if that long). Hell if I had it to do all over again I would've gotten a million$ home in 2006 Florida, declared bankruptcy and skated too.

What he has or doesn't have or how good his life is is totally subjective, framed by how good your life is and how much you have. There are a whole lot of people worse off than DSP.
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I'm gonna ignore you and your milk toast takes... I have traumatic brain injury with epilepsy, and I still wouldn't trade places with PPB. I'm 7 figures in debt with medical bills, and here's the twist: I didn't file for bankruptcy, despite clearly qualifying. You may ask why- I have accumulated shit that would actually be taken in a bankruptcy that I don't want to replace. I don' t lease or hardly finance anything,.. I've put motorcycles on layaway because my credit has 100+ derogatory remarks, I don't qualify for loans.

Long story longer: I have enough self respect to not declare bankruptcy, even when I'm actually qualified; I'd rather hack it out and wait to get the things I want free and clear because I have self-esteem... and PPB has none; if these millions of people would really trade places with PPB, you make a great case for eugenics.

EDIT: The person that said he's gonna ride it out till social security retirement: my mom was a school teacher for 30+ years, she applied for retirement, she's getting under $100 a month from retirement, I could not wish this timeline more for PPB.
 
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UaineRunei said:
Oh, look! AndretheDJ did a $4.20 tip and, guess what, didn't show up on screen! How many different names this whale has now? Pookie, SilentBob, OneMinuteMan, Bobbajo, WetNurse, Nocorture and now AndretheDJ.

Jesus fucking christ.
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The person claiming to know for sure that AndretheDJ is not OIC (@SquashDaRumors) has also conspicuously not 1) clarified who they are claiming to be and 2) even attempted to verify that.
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
Anyone with 2 braincells could have told you the following:

1. 3D is a gimmick. Its a cool gimmick, but its a gimmick (one of Phils favourite words). See the ebb and flow of 3D popularity and even Nintendo's experiment with the 3DS which was dropped quietly
2. 3D can be damaging to the eyes if overdone (Phil and the general populace don't understand moderation)
3. Films need to be filmed in 3D for it to be 3D. It uses 2 cameras to mimic 2 eyes. Not only is this expensive but difficult. See Napoleon (1927) for some fantastic use of multi cameras (3!) that were difficult to use and relegated to a scene or two.
4. Cinema will always move towards improving the visual and sound quality of a film. See the move from vhs>dvd>bluray>4k.
5. The technology just isnt there. Like VR, there is a HUGE amount of room for growth in this area but its experimental. By the time 3D becomes viable as a tech (IF), his TV would already be out of date and not supported.

Forgive my sperging but I love cinema and movies and have been cautious myself with the move to 4k given costs, support and uptake. On a side note, I'll take any recommendation for 4K films that look noticeably better in 4K compared to bluray.
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Jumping back to this, it just goes to show that Phil always has been and always will be the ultimate consumer that keeps shitty companies afloat. Complains about the PS4, buys a PS5 as soon as possible. Bitches about the XBox One, is going to buy a Series X. If it's a gimmick that has enough steam behind it, he will buy it. It's why he has the PS VR. VR was another gimmick that everybody could was not ready yet but Phil had to have because "the peepul want to see me use it dood." Doesn't matter that it is sitting in his closet collecting dust, Sony still got their money and that is all that Sony really cares. Phil is the paypig of Sony, Microsoft, and Scopely.

As an aside, I worked for an electronics chain in the late 00's and early 10's. It was right when 3d TVs started being pushed and man was it a shit show. Tons of people like Phil walking into the store because they were watching some news program about how 3d was the future in movies and television. You as the salesman knew it was a fucking fad because every company had a different way of achieving the 3d effect (some required a broadcasting unit to the glasses that would operate the shutters in them, some didn't require a broadcasting device because the tv sent the signal, others just required cheap "3d" glasses and the tv flickered) and they all looked like hot garbage. The customer would ask, "Why does the Samsung setup cost more than the Toshiba setup?" And you would explain the why's and the customer's eyes would just glaze over. So you just point them to the Sony setup because it had the highest spiff and it did look halfway decent. And you know what? By 2012 that shit was already on it's way out but people like Phil bought into it.
 
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