Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Henry Bemis]

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SOURCE: https://www.russellgreer.com/acting ARCHIVE: https://archive.md/mniqI

"I have a taste for the theatrics."

One of his truer sentences.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Is there a market for gimp porn?

There are Twitter users so yes.

 

[AnOminous]

My annoyance with him has turned to amusement, dude's basically a lolcow himself. It's like when Kengle drops in to give his two cents. That lab post was more retarded than anything Russ has said today.

Anyone who is seriously pissed off with this guy is a lightweight who never experienced @cantremembernothing.

 

[StinkySnack]

Anyone who is seriously pissed off with this guy is a lightweight who never experienced @cantremembernothing.

I'm in no way pissed off about SS2. The only reason I give his posts attention is because he makes up (or dreams up) false information about Russ that newer posters may see and interpret as fact.

I guess I'm a little OCD about separating the fact from fiction (especially with SS2). I can see how that could annoy some people here, but it really comes from a place of wanting to keep everything accurate.

 

[Meredith Swift]

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Didn't know Greer was big on Christory.

You jest but I can see him unironically enjoying CATHB. Awful lyrics, no melody, based on pop songs intended for 12-year-old girls...seems right up his alley

 

[Cilleystring]

I'm still laughing at Russ wanting to become an actor now. Obviously he has no interest in acting and just wants that A list status he sees in guys like George Clooney, Brad Pitt etc. Even if he did have acting ability he would only be cast as a guy with facial paralysis because he literally can't play anything else. He wouldn't get the Chad lead that he wants.

He would be hilarious on set though. He could have a background character with no lines and would pestering the director to insert a sex scene with him and whoever the lead female was. Like Frank in Always Sunny when they make Lethal Weapon 6. Or he would be asking for his own trailer and for the studio to provide escorts to him to help with his "anxiety"

 

[Constellationzero]

I would love to see a video of someone asking Russhole to name just one songwriter of popular music of any genre, who isn't also a singer or musician in a group, without using the internet to look it up. Just one famous songwriter off the top of his head. I highly doubt Russ would be able to do it. He thinks he can become household name famous by writing pop songs, but I can't think of a single songwriter who is a household name without them also being a famous singer or member of a famous band. There are a handful of screenwriters who are fairly well-known, but neither career has ever really been a road to great fame. Certainly not on the same level as being an actor, singer, or musician. Because most people don't give a shit about the people behind the scenes. They only care about the people they can see or hear in the production. It's always twisted my reasoning how Pipsqueak believes he can get famous for writing songs.

Just a guess, but since Russell comes off as the worlds oldest and lamest 30 year old, I bet his parents enjoyed Burt Bacharach and maybe have a couple greatest hits albums. I have two Bacharach albums myself (which is why I came up with this thought).

The Gibb brothers were prolific writers of chart topping hits--hundreds! But AFAIK, there are no Gibb Brothers greatest hits compilations. Just Bee Gees greatest hits. Burt Bacharach is the only writer off the top of my head who earned a greatest hits compilation with his name front and center.

What do you get when you have so many plights?
A greasy gourd with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never DM thots again
I'll never DM thots again
What do you get when you send a Venmo dollar?
You get banned and Danica can't get a holler
After you do, she'll never lay on my couch
I'll never DM thots again
Don't you know that I'll never DM thots again
Dont' tell me what my plights are about
'Cause I've been to Hof's and he's kicked me out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you have so many plights?
You only get blue balls of pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never DM thots again
No, no, I'll never DM thots again
I'm out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you have so many plights?
You only get grease and drool and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never DM thots again
Don't you know that I'll never DM thots again
I'll never DM thots again

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Oh, I bet that demo reel is going to be a riot! Is it going to be him doing characters in front of his webcam? Will it be home recordings of him as "Stone #3"? Will he waste money on writing and directing a scene with him as the main character?

In one of his old AGT videos, he claimed to do stand-up comedy too.

I'd love a show reel of classic cinema roles:-

"ah cusha been a conshtener, I culd been shoomwum.."
" a rossshe by any ozzher name is shtill a roshe..."
"I am not un animul, I am a hooman shbeinn..."
or maybe Travish Bickurl is more his style, captain save a ho....

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Just happened to catch up on the thread and checked his IG and saw that post was indeed nuked.

But then on a lark I decided to visit his webpage. I am pretty sure this is new, at least I don't recall it being mentioned here. Guess Russ is branching out in his search for the elusive big break he is owed!
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SOURCE: https://www.russellgreer.com/acting ARCHIVE: https://archive.md/mniqI

One thing about Russ, he gets involved in so many different things that he produces a wide variety of content to laugh at and watch and wait for the inevitable failure of each venture. I hope he follows through on this, the demo reel will be fabulous no doubt about it!

Too bad this wasn't the 80s, Russ would have easily scored this acting part:
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I don't know what we did to deserve this new arc, but y'all better keep being good at least until that demo reel is made public. If someone's bad karma blows this for us, I'll be annoyed.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I don't know what we did to deserve this new arc, but y'all better keep being good at least until that demo reel is made public. If someone's bad karma blows this for us, I'll be annoyed.

The acting saga will be followed shortly by the lawsuit for not giving Russ the starring role saga. Russ will no doubt make his big screen debut soon, and I for one will buy a ticket weeks in advance so I can say I was there when history was made. Also so I have an alibi when Russ accuses us of sabotaging his acting dreams.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

or maybe Travish Bickurl is more his style, captain save a ho....

Uhl thuh aninilsh cun ouh eh nih - hohsh, skhunkh tushiesh, duggersh, khwueensh, thairiesh, dotersh, junkhehsh, shick, thenal. Shundeh uh rehl rehn uhl cun ehnd uash uhl thish skhun oth thuh shtrehtsh.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'm still laughing at Russ wanting to become an actor now. Obviously he has no interest in acting and just wants that A list status he sees in guys like George Clooney, Brad Pitt etc. Even if he did have acting ability he would only be cast as a guy with facial paralysis because he literally can't play anything else. He wouldn't get the Chad lead that he wants.

He would be hilarious on set though. He could have a background character with no lines and would pestering the director to insert a sex scene with him and whoever the lead female was. Like Frank in Always Sunny when they make Lethal Weapon 6. Or he would be asking for his own trailer and for the studio to provide escorts to him to help with his "anxiety"

George Drooley and Brad Spitt are 8/10 at best, Russ is a clear 9/10.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I'm still laughing at Russ wanting to become an actor now. Obviously he has no interest in acting and just wants that A list status he sees in guys like George Clooney, Brad Pitt etc. Even if he did have acting ability he would only be cast as a guy with facial paralysis because he literally can't play anything else. He wouldn't get the Chad lead that he wants.

He would be hilarious on set though. He could have a background character with no lines and would pestering the director to insert a sex scene with him and whoever the lead female was. Like Frank in Always Sunny when they make Lethal Weapon 6. Or he would be asking for his own trailer and for the studio to provide escorts to him to help with his "anxiety"

I'm sure Russ will give up on this whole acting thing soon like he gives up on so many things, but I bet he'll try to follow the exact same path he did with music, wanting to immediately be cast in big-budget blockbusters rather than start in low-budget garbage like everyone else, because remember, there's no rule that says he has to work his way to the top.

 

[nemesisAF]

Meet Jamie Brewer
Jamie worked very hard to be a successful actress despite her disability. Emphasis on work. Has starred in several seasons on American Horror Story in very nuanced roles.a

Meet Daryl “Chill” Mitchell
Daryl was gaining ground as a working actor in small roles. Had an accident @2001 that left him in a wheelchair permanently. It wasn’t easy, but kept working and putting time into first the Chris Reeve charity, then starting his own to help people w similar injuries. Before he has smaller credits and one recurring role. Since the accident, he has had another recurring role and just ended a run as main cast on NCIS NOLA.

Neither are ever, realistically, getting major superstar fame. Neither care. They have talent and despite the odds carved a spot in the industry that doesn’t ignore their disability but lets them not be wholly defined by them.

Both are light years beyond what that moronic asshole could do

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm sure Russ will give up on this whole acting thing soon like he gives up on so many things, but I bet he'll try to follow the exact same path he did with music, wanting to immediately be cast in big-budget blockbusters rather than start in low-budget garbage like everyone else, because remember, there's no rule that says he has to work his way to the top.

There's no written rule that says he has to work his way up. He doesn't get unspoken rules. He doesn't get a lot of things, but that one cracks me up.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Miami]

The thought of Russell acting is pretty goofy. Dude couldn't even feign empathy for someone other than himself in the situations where a girl's problems were the roadblocks in his journey for pussy.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Meet Jamie Brewer
Jamie worked very hard to be a successful actress despite her disability. Emphasis on work. Has starred in several seasons on American Horror Story in very nuanced roles.a

Meet Daryl “Chill” Mitchell
Daryl was gaining ground as a working actor in small roles. Had an accident @2001 that left him in a wheelchair permanently. It wasn’t easy, but kept working and putting time into first the Chris Reeve charity, then starting his own to help people w similar injuries. Before he has smaller credits and one recurring role. Since the accident, he has had another recurring role and just ended a run as main cast on NCIS NOLA.

Neither are ever, realistically, getting major superstar fame. Neither care. They have talent and despite the odds carved a spot in the industry that doesn’t ignore their disability but lets them not be wholly defined by them.

Both are light years beyond what that moronic asshole could do

There's also Peter Dinklage, who was born a literal midget and who starred in several films (on-screen, no less), though he'll be most remembered for his brilliant portrayal of Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones.

The difference between him and Russ, though, is that he used his disability to his advantage (and went to acting school to prepare). He found niche roles that slowly garnered him fame, and he cultivated his voice to get roles in several animated films.

Russell went to lol law school (or as close to one as he could), not out of a passion for law, nor out of a desire to help someone. There are many different reasons we can float as to why he did (his parents made him, he wanted to impress chicks, he thought he could impress some lawyer girl), but ultimately, it was not because he had a passion for law. He's used his legal experience to try to impress people, and he's tried to used law to cudgel people into doing as he says. Similarly, he's gone into music not because he has a passion for making it, but because he could use it to fuck Taylor Swift. His acting career will fall flat, and he'll go back to screaming impotently on the internet.

 

[Cilleystring]

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> Russell(post_meme, facebook, c("relatable", "funny"))

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

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When someone constantly mangles common idioms and expressions