DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

"Youtube doesn't understand Internet culture"

As he spams advert-riddled videos into people's subscription section in a disorganized fashion with dogshit thumbnails.

Yeah, you tell 'em Phil. Tell 'em, grayish 480p manblob thing on the screen.

“YouTube doesn’t understand internet culture” says man who has repeatedly stated that he doesn’t find the humor or cultural importance in memes.

Yeah, I know it’s so he can play dumb when his chat spams in-jokes that are all at his expense but if you can’t use the word of a man who commits 70% of his waking life to being gawked at against him then what good even is he?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

DSP is fucking stupid and thinks that spamming shit videos all day like he did 10 years ago is just fine and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron. Meanwhile, random people that started their Youtube a month ago get more views than this former Top 10 on entire Youtube e-celebrity.

Uh... I DON'T CARE ABOUT VIEWS, STOOPID! WHO CARES! You have to be a fucking idiot nudnik snort everyone knows Youtube changed their algorithms so that they only care about engagement of which mine is low because I'm boring as fuck and simply recite what I see on screen while spamming 50 videos a day fucking MORAHN

 

[YokuNama]

Mask is completely off now. He just said that his old commentary when he was making those "friend request" videos, where he ridicule his own fans, was "offensive" because people don't understand that it was just jokes and everyone is just sensitive today.

He didn't change a bit. Well, let's just say that his mentality is still stationary.

He said he changed 5 years ago. Well this is Phil 3 years ago laughing his ass off at himself from 11 years ago.

A 36 year old laughing at at his 25 year old self telling an 8 year old to fuck off from his Xbox messaging page.

Like you said. Mentally he hasn't changed. He just watches his fucking mouth today for the sake of money.

 

[Salubrious]

I'll never understand how Phil, or any full time Youtuber, can sit there with a straight face and complain to their audience about how they don't have time to do anything. Especially in Phil's case since he does the bare minimum with everything in his miserable life. I recall him saying one time that he "doesn't have time" to listen to music. It seems the only thing he'll set aside time for is Champions, fast food, and Ghostbusters. Sad and pathetic existence!

One thing I learned from being unemployed during the pandemic.

When you can create your own schedule, it's like you are in a perpetual state of procrastination. Because you don't have any hard deadlines about when to go to work or when to sleep, you are always putting things off waiting for "the perfect time" to do something, then the entire day goes by and it just doesn't happen.

I've talked to my retired acquaintances (in their 60s and 70s) and they say roughly the same thing. Without deadlines to motivate you throughout the day, you just can't motivate yourself to starting anything, so nothing ever gets done.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

"Right now I need the help this week in a huge way, I need to pay my backtaxes AND afford to have my day off on Sunday"
This retard included going out to eat, buying a fifth of Gin, and ripping 30 pulls on WWEC in his begment.

 

[architects]

He needs the support so that “I can afford my day off”

 

[YokuNama]

Phil admit's he plays with minors and then tries to clean it up by saying he played with "miners" earlier.

I know this is some failed joke from Phil. Still stupid.

 

[HERO_V]

One thing I learned from being unemployed during the pandemic.

When you can create your own schedule, it's like you are in a perpetual state of procrastination. Because you don't have any hard deadlines about when to go to work or when to sleep, you are always putting things off waiting for "the perfect time" to do something, then the entire day goes by and it just doesn't happen.

I've talked to my retired acquaintances (in their 60s and 70s) and they say roughly the same thing. Without deadlines to motivate you throughout the day, you just can't motivate yourself to starting anything, so nothing ever gets done.

I understand that bro, but my issue is when they use these excuses to bait people into feeling sorry for them and giving them pity donations. It's no justification. I understand the mentality and I'm currently facing it too, at times. However, we all need to be held accountable for our actions and not shift the blame on others when we choose how to live.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Unrelated to tonights stream but had an old Tevin restream on in the background for the first time in a long time and noticed this interesting tidbit:

(https://youtu.be/j3VDU87oJSA?t=2857 @ 47:36 if timestamp doesn't work)

This clip, from 2019, has DSP saying that Kat specifically said she doesn't want DSP saying anything about her job or what it is. How many times did this fat idiot talk about her job, especially last year? I mean, sure, Kiwi Farms had guesses and then the bankruptcy confirmed "Kroger" (and thus, more specifically, the KF Fred Meyer guess) but DSP talked multiple times about her specific fucking department. No one would have been able to say certainly that she stood in the corner of the clothing department of Fred Meyer hoping to not see a human while she checks out the latest Hot Topic rejected shirt to buy for DSP. What a great husband.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Flight simulator is going to be absolute dogshit if Phil plays it.

A huge draw and what makes the game fun is fucking around and the randomness of playing multiplayer at an actual airport.

Doing shit like reporting to tower, making up funny callsigns, watching assholes go 100 MPH in a hot air balloon and listen to them get berated for it.

Phil will be so afraid of trolls he will mute everyone and everything. This will also get him kicked from some because you actually have to respond in more realistic airports.

EDIT: Watch Airforceproud most popular on YouTube to get an idea of what goes on in flight simulator.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He said he changed 5 years ago. Well this is Phil 3 years ago laughing his ass off at himself from 11 years ago.

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A 36 year old laughing at at his 25 year old self telling an 8 year old to fuck off from his Xbox messaging page.

Like you said. Mentally he hasn't changed. He just watches his fucking mouth today for the sake of money.

His retrospectives are great because he's just got this big-ass smile the whole time.
He truly believes his entire career was perfect and only ruined by dumb, jealous people who couldn't understand how avant garde his content was.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Why does Phil make a mountain of a mole hill? Holy shit his tyrade on the difficulty being changed is just fucking mind boggling. I expect 5 years olds to act like that, not a grown 39 year old man.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

"you do realize I was anti-everything, right?"

Was, is, and always will be. Just a wretched, miserable little vermin.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Nobody splits their streams into parts anymore, but the max you can stream on one video on YouTube is twelve hours, and if you stream more than that, everything beyond it will lost. Why Fail doesn't do a single 12 hour stream and then start another one immediately afterwards is BEYOND me.

And another reason they do this, that Phil doesn't know because he's fucking stupid, is because the more parts a playthrough is the more the algorithm will not give a fuck about it

Let me explain a bit. If you've ever seen AVGN he always did AVGN episode #52 for example, and he never changed this and the numbers are always in the intro of the video. However, they learned that when you number some bullshit like #53, #54, #55, Youtube thinks you're doing some long fucking playthrough and determines that no random viewer wants to jump into part #42 of a 60 part playthrough, it just doesn't make sense. So like AVGN, they simply just removed the numbers from their videos.

Not necessarily another example, but Marz does Youtube playthroughs and they're really chill and whatever but they're also only an hour long. So with hour long videos, she can complete DS2 in 17 parts. 17 isn't too large of a number compared to Phil's old GTA playthroughs with 100s of parts. But in comparison, even if DSP did manage to upload only hour long videos, which he actually does, he finishes games too fucking slow. His snail pace is killing his own YT channel forcing him to be on part fucking 40 of Danganronpa already. Like jesus fucking christ, DSP would have to upload 3 hour videos daily, and that's just the gameplay portion of it. His YT channel is fucked.

edit: Also DSP got angry that he looks like fucking shit on Camera, but HE'S A GAMER so like a REAL PERSON PLAYING VIDEO GAMES he looks like shit. Istg. It's legitimately how impressive how shit this man can show up on stream looking and not feel embarrassed.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

That flamboyant homosexual impression seemed pretty natural for Phil to pull off. Gin hitting hard tonight.

 

[blahblahblah678]

HomophobeSydePhil emerges during Pride Month no less.

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP wearing glasses and a vest is a supposed to be a joke. If it's a joke, why the fuck was there a #250 streak of it? That's not even running a joke into the ground, it's killing its family then burying it on fucking camera.

DSP says no to buying new vests, "Never happening!"

Oh my god he really is going so fucking hard on people that have "studio lighting" are "models" and not true gamers who can't entertain an audience. DSP, there is a fucking subreddit DEDICATED to making your gaming set up look COOL AS FUCK. WHAT KIND OF EXCUSE IS THIS?

(https://www.reddit.com/r/battlestations/ btw)

 

[BepsiLight]

Flight simulator is going to be absolute dogshit if Phil plays it.

A huge draw and what makes the game fun is fucking around and the randomness of playing multiplayer at an actual airport.

Doing shit like reporting to tower, making up funny callsigns, watching assholes go 100 MPH in a hot air balloon and listen to them get berated for it.

Phil will be so afraid of trolls he will mute everyone and everything. This will also get him kicked from some because you actually have to respond in more realistic airports.

EDIT: Watch Airforceproud most popular on YouTube to get an idea of what goes on in flight simulator.

Flying around can be relaxing and fun just for the sake of flying even if you don't engage in the multiplayer, but for that to work you need actual motivation and a certain mindset. Phil expects the game to be entertaining, he doesn't have to be.
After the novelty of flying over your house and crashing into some certain places (in minecraft) wears off there's really not much to do if you don't enjoy the act of flying itself.
Flying Sim will be dropped in two or three streams because Phil couldn't be fun and entertaining even if his life depended on it, now imagine boring ass Phil playing paint drying simulator and expecting to somehow be entertained by the game while flying over the middle of nowhere

 

[thedingledongle]

DSP wearing glasses and a vest is a supposed to be a joke. If it's a joke, why the fuck was there a #250 streak of it? That's not even running a joke into the ground, it's killing its family then burying it on fucking camera.

DSP says no to buying new vests, "Never happening!"

Oh my god he really is going so fucking hard on people that have "studio lighting" are "models" and not true gamers who can't entertain an audience. DSP, there is a fucking subreddit DEDICATED to making your gaming set up look COOL AS FUCK. WHAT KIND OF EXCUSE IS THIS?

(https://www.reddit.com/r/battlestations/ btw)

He’s being toxic as fuck. I know nothing new there but wow.

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP confirms that things are not going financially well this week and has 3 days to make it up.

MLB is on the chopping block after tonight, no joke. Even after 8 minutes overtime.