Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DopeaddictKitten]

Maybe not important but just noticed- Russhole hasn't self-liked his last few boomer meme posts.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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This coming from the guy that unironically wrote, "suck me my penis".

Pipsqueak has no business talking about abusing the language.

 

[Sona]

Pay no attention to the restraining orders or the guilty plea to electronic harassment. He's great if you'll just let him explain! And if you let him explain and you still don't like him you're a bigot.

Remember - in acuallity, Russell doesn't have ANY victims (except in the eyes of the law of course).

I'm in no way pissed off about SS2. The only reason I give his posts attention is because he makes up (or dreams up) false information about Russ that newer posters may see and interpret as fact.

I guess I'm a little OCD about separating the fact from fiction (especially with SS2). I can see how that could annoy some people here, but it really comes from a place of wanting to keep everything accurate.

Yeah it makes sense, KF prides itself with verifying statements/claims/facts and so on, and it's really important to keep the accuracy Up. Otherwise we'll just end up like Reddit

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[BigTed]

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"they called me a smart boy for filing paperwork all by myself!"

 

[Kosher Salt]

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Ok, spill, which of you is it?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Ok, spill, which of you is it?

Funny, my first thought was that someone was scamming him. "Whoa, good job with the draft, buddy! Now, did you happen to get me those bank account numbers I asked for? It's for the PAC. So we can help you."

 

[kcbbq]

His stand up routine is probably just Dad jokes told in his unintelligible way.

I mean when this:

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Is an example of a "funny" joke you have no sense of humor. Of all the songs to choose he chose "Eye of the Tiger". He should have gone with something from the Rolling Stones instead of Survivor. It wouldn't have been all that much funnier but at least it would have made more sense.

Slightly off topic, but I really feel sorry for The Monkees. To this day they are the butt of jokes and there's still a lot of snobbery in the industry over them.

Meanwhile during the peak of Beatlemania they were pretty much the only group that could knock The Beatles out of the #1 spot in the charts, and they did it consistently and repeatedly.

 

[Pip Squeak]

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I imagine the call went like when I speak to my toddler grandkid.

“You did this yourself? No way! Who helped you? Did daddy do it? Did you really do that all by yourself? Omg, you are such a clever girl! You’re the best, well done. Now come here and let me get my cuddles.”

I mean, if you heard him talk on the phone, you would wouldn’t you?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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"I can count by twos and tie my shoes. I'm a big boy now. #lasvegas #changeiscoming #legaleagle #PAC #disabled #notadate"

 

[The Dude]

Is Shit-lips banking on silent films coming back in vogue? Is that why he's decided to become an actor? Because even if silent films became popular again he wouldn't have a shot in Hell. I mean, he could maybe snag a role in some psychedelic art student flick as some horrible vision from a fever dream or bad trip.

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And then Russhole woke up from his wonderful dream...

 

[Kumquat]

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"I'm just highly skilled at what I do."

Yeah, that's why literally all of your efforts to find fame, fortune, and sex (that wasn't with a prostitute) have failed miserably. No, wait, let me guess: "I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you dang, dirty trolls!"

The denial from Russell is palpable.

 

[CWCissey]

Is Shit-lips banking on silent films coming back in vogue?

Kung-Fu dubbing.

 

[Pip Squeak]

So I’m trying to think of roles Russ could take on the assumption someone who can be understood is dubbed over him.

I’ve got, The Elephant Man, The Man With No Face, The Man in the Iron Mask and R2D2.

Any better than me? I’m no movie autist.

 

[CWCissey]

So I’m trying to think of roles Russ could take on the assumption someone who can be understood is dubbed over him.

I’ve got, The Elephant Man, The Man With No Face, The Man in the Iron Mask and R2D2.

Any better than me? I’m no movie autist.

The Invisible Man
The Mummy
Young Frankenstein's Monster (PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!)

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

So I’m trying to think of roles Russ could take on the assumption someone who can be understood is dubbed over him.

I’ve got, The Elephant Man, The Man With No Face, The Man in the Iron Mask and R2D2.

Any better than me? I’m no movie autist.

Not a main role, but he could get by fine in various franchises like The Hills Have Eyes, Wrong Turn, etc. Anything with inbred or mutated rednecks.

The Hills Have Eyes II (2007) with the rape/impregnation scenes in it would be a particularly nice fit.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Not a main role, but he could get by fine in various franchises like The Hills Have Eyes, Wrong Turn, etc. Anything with inbred or mutated rednecks.

You expect the great and talented Russell Godfrey Greer to take a mere supporting role?! He's the guy who's legalizing brothels in Vegas!

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

"I'm just highly skilled at what I do."

Yeah, that's why literally all of your efforts to find fame, fortune, and sex (that wasn't with a prostitute) have failed miserably. No, wait, let me guess: "I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you dang, dirty trolls!"

The denial from Russell is palpable.

Russ' post pushed me close to getting MOTI. I think it's the emoji that just irks me.

 

[Carolina Divina]

So I’m trying to think of roles Russ could take on the assumption someone who can be understood is dubbed over him.

I’ve got, The Elephant Man, The Man With No Face, The Man in the Iron Mask and R2D2.

Any better than me? I’m no movie autist.

Any police procedural: Dead Guy in Coroner's Office

Edit: wait, dead guys don't drool

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Is Shit-lips banking on silent films coming back in vogue? Is that why he's decided to become an actor? Because even if silent films became popular again he wouldn't have a shot in Hell. I mean, he could maybe snag a role in some psychedelic art student flick as some horrible vision from a fever dream or bad trip.



And then Russhole woke up from his wonderful dream...

“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the plights began to take hold.”