DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[fuckshitsnake]

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In my experience. Cat owners who overly talk about their cats are a sure sign of a lonely person. Elpresador lets diseased strays roam his house, KGHaleon talks about his cats to himself on a dead forum.....

Don't know what to make of a guy who play's with his cat ginned up at 3AM and sets his "business twitter" profile picture as a confused dressed up cat. My only hypothesis is Kat refuses to take many new pictures with Phil or tells him to don't ever post her face online again, but Phil wants everyone to know his "family" is amazing so he does stuff like this.

Maybe he knows animal pictures are a quick way to get a boost of positivity/likes from other people on the internet who are lonely? Or maybe I'm just not much of an pet person.

What I do know is, he always seems to do some sympathy/depression tweet when he gets low tips and is asking from a whole bunch of money to be thrown in his black hole of finances.

Didn't this swollen polack just change his profile picture containing Jasper like not even two weeks ago? Are we entering a "GinSydePhil changes his Twitter picture to a different picture of Jasper every couple of days to consistently try to appeal to lonely speds in hopes of securing dibs on a portion of their tardbux" saga?

This is a "stopped clock correct two times a day" kind of situation because yes, plastering "neglected feline captive" on his Twitter profile regularly is a vast upgrade from his past series of "grandma-shaped leech that neglects his family lobotomized thot and feline captive" photos/tardart.

 

[Balr0g]

Some ego delusion thrown in as well:
"Hundreds of thousands of people would come to DSPGaming on a daily basis and watch all the videos but they would not subscribe..."

And here I thought he would finally acknowledge that he in a downward spiral. A few weeks ago he said "Hundreds of people watch my videos on demand." A few years back with his "1 buck a month" he said "I know that thousands of people watch my videos.". But I guess he still tells himself that he is a revered content creator. More like one who you should never emulate

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"This is a normal setup.." yeah having a keyboard on the opposite side of your computer and reaching across to your body to type while looking in the opposite direction, all while having a TV at an angle from where you're sitting and having headphones around your neck is a totally normal setup. Even his whole true honest gamer cope falls apart when you look at how unfunctional his setup is. He doesn't have a streamer or casual gamer setup, he has an idiot's setup.

From the June 8th pre-stream, about the subscription feed spam:
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I can barely comprehend what he's saying. I think he believes that users are notified of new videos by e-mail. And that you can change this now so that your e-mail inbox is not spammed. He completely glossed over the actual subscription feed.
The actual reality about this matter is that nothing has actually changed other than Youtube is also now able to send notifications to your phone.

Some ego delusion thrown in as well:
"Hundreds of thousands of people would come to DSPGaming on a daily basis and watch all the videos but they would not subscribe..."

It's amazing how DUMB DSP is. It almost feels like a parody of how a shitty gamer is, but it's all real.

 

[PyroAlert]

Just a heads up, Washington State is going to reopen the restaurants to 100% again starting June 30th. So expect an incredible amount of restaurant hype and lore from Phil in less than 2 weeks.

Also, Phil still has not gotten a COVID vaccine because of his extremely busy schedule. You have not had to schedule an appointment for the last 6 weeks. Literally everyone is taking walk ins and I’m honestly shocked that Phil is not get vaccinated because Washington also is doing a lottery for those who got their vaccine.

 

[LoveXbeet]

If you're a game streamer you're not allowed to look nice apparently.

Doesn’t be wet his hair with water to give it that greasy look? And when he’s talking about important things he always makes sure his hair is back. He constantly shits on streamers yet anyone can have a dual monitor setup (He himself has one!) but I guess he wants to make Professional Streamer money all while looking like a peeled Potato sagging into a chair.

 

[Forbidden Math]

If you're a game streamer you're not allowed to look nice apparently.

I really like how he essentially calls anyone who has a nice webcam set-up a faggot with that lisp voice and shouts of "FABULOUS" and "SLAY" (or maybe he's calling their fans faggots?). He's changed so much guys.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Some ego delusion thrown in as well for good measure:
"Hundreds of thousands of people would come to DSPGaming on a daily basis and watch all the videos but they would not subscribe..."

Interesting statement for Phil to drop considering he has 191k subs but has around 700-1k views on a good day.

So, hundreds of thousands didn't sub but watched his content while the hundreds of thousands of people who are subbed don't watch his content.

Phil is legit retarded.

 

[LoveXbeet]

It's the fact that he clearly, transparently hates videogames. Yeah, sure, he loves to dunk on scrubs in SF2, but that's literally it. In his case, it's entirely true that rgb bulbs and a nice, groomed look would do absolutely nothing to make him look like more of a gamer. If he himself did it, it'd be fake and tryhard. Some people just like looking nice and putting in the basic amount of effort, Phil. Just be thankful OIC still opens his wallet for his pudgy, surly drunk 40 year old boyfriend. His normal streams are more stalling than gameplay, we avoid every game that's even remotely challenging, we avoid PC gaming and we SPECIALLY avoid any sort of fighting game or Call of Duty outside of intentional Derich lobbies. Everything that put Phil on the map is now sent to the chaosrealm in favor of children's games and chill stalling streams. Phil Burnell is not a gamer. He's a professional grifter, beggar and scammer. You don't come to Phil for gameplay any more, and he knows that. No matter how hard he tries to pretend he's a hot gameplay streamer just like always.

Phil 2022 - Heart disease and all
https://youtu.be/jAOjTj0D5y0

 

[Iron Hamster]

Just a heads up, Washington State is going to reopen the restaurants to 100% again starting June 30th. So expect an incredible amount of restaurant hype and lore from Phil in less than 2 weeks.

And even harder begging. Tips goal will never go under $200 now. It might even get increased.

, Phil still has not gotten a COVID vaccine because of his extremely busy schedule. You have not had to schedule an appointment for the last 6 weeks. Literally everyone is taking walk ins and I’m honestly shocked that Phil is not get vaccinated because Washington also is doing a lottery for those who got their vaccine.

He's scared of needles.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Also, Phil still has not gotten a COVID vaccine because of his extremely busy schedule. You have not had to schedule an appointment for the last 6 weeks. Literally everyone is taking walk ins and I’m honestly shocked that Phil is not get vaccinated because Washington also is doing a lottery for those who got their vaccine.

And if Washington is doing like my home state is doing, and businesses are no longer mandating masks i.e. the new "no need to mask up if you're vaxxed up" rule, then I guarantee this nigger is just "oh I'm totally vaccinated, nuh-huh."ing his way into businesses unmasked.

Classic Phil, always taking the option of least effort and highest risk because fuck you.

 

[Kaisaku Duze]

DSP just said Metroid Prime wasn't "like the classics." Like I understand in the grand scheme of gaming it's not the oldest thing ever, but shit it's fucking 20 years old. How is it not a classic in and of itself?

Leave it to Phil to throw out some half-hearted critique of a classic and follow that up by not elaborating on his point at all. And the best part is that there are differences between 2d and 3d Metroid that he could use to make an argument as to why he prefers one over the other(Prime's slower movement and overall pace, the more grounded interpretations of power-ups like the Spider Ball and Space Jump, heavier focus on lore) but he'd rather say fuck all and leave it at that.

Of course, this would imply that Phil has played and/or gives a shit about the Metroid series, which we all know isn't true.

 

[Veezy00]

Individual freedoms. Holy Fuck this pre-stream. I hope he begs into his 50's the pre-streams of him yelling at the camera will be great.

Nobody splits their streams into parts anymore, but the max you can stream on one video on YouTube is twelve hours, and if you stream more than that, everything beyond it will lost. Why Fail doesn't do a single 12 hour stream and then start another one immediately afterwards is BEYOND me.

Do you want Phil to die? He has to eat sometime. What about bathroom breaks? Do you just expect Phil to piss his pants? If he streams for 12 hours he will never see his family again. Clearly you dont know how streaming works *snort*

The fuckface never says how he thinks Youtube should be run. He just complains that it isn't run right. He wants to be Youtube's customer so he can whine...but he also wants to be their employee and get money. And if you believe him (lol), he only watched a video he's in (Quartering puff piece) and some unknown Let's Player who he won't even fucking engage with.

The dumbass has never even had an original idea to improve his own business! All the ideas he implemented were either stolen from other streamers or suggested by his audience. I'd like to see what Susan has suggested DSP to watch on his homepage. Prolly a bunch of Tevin videos.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's amazing how DUMB DSP is. It almost feels like a parody of how a shitty gamer is, but it's all real.

Reality is often times stranger than fiction. I study military history for fun and reading about the military accomplishments of certain figures comes across as bad fanfiction. Like for example Subutai, he was Genghis Khan's chief strategist and his strategies were so sophisticated and meticulously planned out and coordinated that you'd swear you were reading about someone's self-insert power fantasy character.
Why am I saying this? I believe if someone were to write a comedic novel about some bumbling buffoon penguin-waddling his way through life and based it loosely on DSP's life and his misadventures, editors would reject the script saying that it's not believable enough.

 

[Oog]

Reality is often times stranger than fiction. I study military history for fun and reading about the military accomplishments of certain figures comes across as bad fanfiction. Like for example Subutai, he was Genghis Khan's chief strategist and his strategies were so sophisticated and meticulously planned out and coordinated that you'd swear you were reading about someone's self-insert power fantasy character.
Why am I saying this? I believe if someone were to write a comedic novel about some bumbling buffoon penguin-waddling his way through life and based it loosely on DSP's life and his misadventures, editors would reject the script saying that it's not believable enough.

care to give some examples about subotai thing? or links as well

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Leave it to Phil to throw out some half-hearted critique of a classic and follow that up by not elaborating on his point at all. And the best part is that there are differences between 2d and 3d Metroid that he could use to make an argument as to why he prefers one over the other(Prime's slower movement and overall pace, the more grounded interpretations of power-ups like the Spider Ball and Space Jump, heavier focus on lore) but he'd rather say fuck all and leave it at that.

Of course, this would imply that Phil has played and/or gives a shit about the Metroid series, which we all know isn't true.

He played the Wii version of Prime, on easy difficulty (not called that but the Wii version rebalanced and what was Easy on Gamecube was changed to Normal) and still managed to fail at the combat. Also plenty of ranting about motion controls. It was a total shitshow of a playthrough.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

In my experience. Cat owners who overly talk about their cats are a sure sign of a lonely person. Elpresador lets diseased strays roam his house, KGHaleon talks about his cats to himself on a dead forum.....

Don't know what to make of a guy who play's with his cat ginned up at 3AM and sets his "business twitter" profile picture as a confused dressed up cat. My only hypothesis is Kat refuses to take many new pictures with Phil or tells him to don't ever post her face online again, but Phil wants everyone to know his "family" is amazing so he does stuff like this.

Maybe he knows animal pictures are a quick way to get a boost of positivity/likes from other people on the internet who are lonely? Or maybe I'm just not much of an pet person.

What I do know is, he always seems to do some sympathy/depression tweet when he gets low tips and is asking from a whole bunch of money to be thrown in his black hole of finances.

Since Catherine refuses to be a part of his stream or content whatsoever for over 2 years now, Jasper is the only member of the family Phil can brag about. He hates the cat and would disown it the second Catherine leaves him.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

From the June 8th pre-stream, about the subscription feed spam:
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I can barely comprehend what he's saying. I think he believes that users are notified of new videos by e-mail. And that you can change this now so that your e-mail inbox is not spammed. He completely glossed over the actual subscription feed.
The actual reality about this matter is that nothing has actually changed other than Youtube is also now able to send notifications to your phone.

Some ego delusion thrown in as well for good measure:
"Hundreds of thousands of people would come to DSPGaming on a daily basis and watch all the videos but they would not subscribe..."

There really aren't that many options. I've got e-mails on and never had a notification of a new video, only ever comments. Unless I'm missing something? Maybe "Recommended videos" needs to be turned on? It's the best wording but sounds plausible. Figured "Subscriptions" would do it as I get notifications when logged in to YouTube about new videos (when I've rang the bell).

Even if I could get e-mails working the legitimate channels would be out-spammed by the stupid amount of garbage content he floods subscribers with every day. I'd miss the good content. YouTube could implement a more varied notification system where you only get e-mails for certain channels, but it's a lot simpler to just not subscribe to DSP. He's the one abusing the system and causing this problem.

There is a relatively common sense fix his side but given he comes here to read, because a rage boner is better than no boner, I'm not telling him what to do. Wouldn't listen anyway.

Spoiler

 

[Schmeckel]

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In my experience. Cat owners who overly talk about their cats are a sure sign of a lonely person. Elpresador lets diseased strays roam his house, KGHaleon talks about his cats to himself on a dead forum.....

Don't know what to make of a guy who play's with his cat ginned up at 3AM and sets his "business twitter" profile picture as a confused dressed up cat. My only hypothesis is Kat refuses to take many new pictures with Phil or tells him to don't ever post her face online again, but Phil wants everyone to know his "family" is amazing so he does stuff like this.

Maybe he knows animal pictures are a quick way to get a boost of positivity/likes from other people on the internet who are lonely? Or maybe I'm just not much of an pet person.

What I do know is, he always seems to do some sympathy/depression tweet when he gets low tips and is asking from a whole bunch of money to be thrown in his black hole of finances.

I got 3 of those furry mongrels. One loves anyone with hands, one kinda likes people but has so many weird behaviors (won't get on the couch unless there's a throw pillow to lay on), and the other is a shit sipper that's happy but doesn't like any contact other than when everyone else is in bed and I happen to be playing video games with a blanket over my feet and she comes and lays on the blanket, cleans her ass, and actually acts like a cat. They're adorable, sure. But they ain't kids. Plenty of people make comments about them being "fur kids", but that's just hippie talk. They're cats. They shit in sand and you have to scoop it, unless you want them to shit on your pillow. His insistence on showing off Ja$per is exactly proving how desperate he is for views views views and hoping that more morahns come to his shtreems. Khet doesn't make any appearances because he can't get over people saying she looks like shit, like he made a mistake or settled. But he sure talks about her JUST enough to make it seem like he's got it all


Phil is eternally lonely. He makes it seem like he's fulfilled in life, aside from the constant need of money, but he always slides in these little jabs like posting pictures of his soncat, or saying off-hand things about his mom-maid-wife *thumbs toward door*. He seeks this validation all the fuckin time and by speaking/showing these things to his paypig echo chamber, he gets JUST enough to justify just how pitiful he really is. Leanna left his ass, and the ego was crushed. And when someone asks about ANY of these things, he launches into a level 3 biohazard toxic rant about how everyone should mind their fucking business and he doesn't have to tell anyone anything (except when he does...). His tiny bubble is sacred, and though it shrank massively with Panda splitting, he still needs to feel like he's the best in the universe at everything.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP found a way to keep monetize his cat. I guess its better than declaw another animal.

However, he wouldnt be the king of hypocracy if he wasnt start this trend right after shitting on people for posting their cat.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Dave got a new Twitter header