DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UsedUp]

Why does Phil make a mountain of a mole hill? Holy shit his tyrade on the difficulty being changed is just fucking mind boggling. I expect 5 years olds to act like that, not a grown 39 year old man.

3 words outta this entire tweet made me laugh the most and lines right up with Phil's affinity -dare I say?- towards inanimate objects being sentient. The classic dsp quotes "game did that by it self!" or any or no button presses "I pressed jump! Game does what it wants! I was blocking" shit like that but anyway back to the 3 words "... WITHOUT MY PERMISSION" it's a fucking video game, Phil!

 

[Coke Zero]

This isn't to defend Phil or anything but just to clarify something about DSP spamming peoples YouTube Sub Box. If you click on the Notification Bell on any video of any Youtuber you're Subscribed to, you can choose whether you get/want All, Personalized, or None regarding Notifications. So if you have None selected -wont' state the obvious- Personalized I'm not sure what the frequency is but if you have it Selected by default you might end up thinking "why aren't I getting notified to such and suchs videos?" This is just my 2 cents and regardless no one should be subscribed to DSPgaming.

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There's notifications and then there's also your youtube subscription playlist or inbox whatever you call it where every video from people you are subbed to shows up. I dont think its notifications that are the issue here, its when people are going through their sub video lists they don't want 100 dsp videos to scroll past to find stuff they're actually interested in.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Full video of the nahn sense from last night.

Oh you can just feel the bitterness towards more successful streamers just dripping off him.

 

[UsedUp]

There's notifications and then there's also your youtube subscription playlist or inbox whatever you call it where every video from people you are subbed to shows up. I dont think its notifications that are the issue here, its when people are going through their sub video lists they don't want 100 dsp videos to scroll past to find stuff they're actually interested in.

They still go into the subscription feed if you set that to none. What that goes to is the notifications bell on the top of the screen; I personally only use the sub feed since DSP is the only "content creator" who primarily releases hours of videos a day. The cost of chatting in DSP's streams is destroying your sub feed, full stop.

I knew I had to be missing something obvious. Thanks for the info.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

never played a GG game or played strive but knows how it feels to play the game cause pros aren't playing it except the ones who are because it's accessible but also too hard for new people. Sadly I know what tweet he's referencing, Max (yes he's still dick riding max) he's referencing this but since phil is a barely functioning meat bag he missed the context and like hours of tweets back and forth discussing this

https://twitter.com/maximilian_/status/1405264045213556737

he could be also talking about this but he talked in so many circle I'm 99.9% sure he didn't even know what he was saying at the end of it.

https://twitter.com/maximilian_/status/1405526030970810373

 

[kebab4you]

Dave got a new Twitter header
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This is an obnoxious quote, did people stop DMCA claiming his stuff on twitter?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Full video of the nahn sense from last night.

I don't particularly like the term and its overuse, but Dave is the fuckin poster child for tahxic masculinity.

His entire identity seems to be wrapped around what he interprets to be what guys do or being manly.

Groom yourself? Nah, guys don't care about looking nice or just presentable.

Clean your office? Nah, guys don't care their living space is full of dust and shit.

Cook and clean the house? Nah, that's "points thumb at door" 'muh wife's jahb.

Anyone who deviates from his world view is obviously a gayfer homo.

3 words outta this entire tweet made me laugh the most and lines right up with Phil's affinity -dare I say?- towards inanimate objects being sentient. The classic dsp quotes "game did that by it self!" or any or no button presses "I pressed jump! Game does what it wants! I was blocking" shit like that but anyway back to the 3 words "... WITHOUT MY PERMISSION" it's a fucking video game, Phil!

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Professional gaymer Phil can't handle difficuly being bumped up slightly. Is it possible that the game auto adjusts the difficulty if someone is doing really well so that the game actually remains a challenge? Of course Dave doesn't want a challenge he just wants to coast through and get to the "YOU'RE WINNAR" screen.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

It's amazing how DUMB DSP is. It almost feels like a parody of how a shitty gamer is, but it's all real.

I think Kids in the Hall could knock it out of the park had they been performing now. The Whitest Kids You Know maybe too.

Phil 2022 - Heart disease and all
https://youtu.be/jAOjTj0D5y0

OMG I saw this movie again awhile ago and it never crossed my mind.

And if Washington is doing like my home state is doing, and businesses are no longer mandating masks i.e. the new "no need to mask up if you're vaxxed up" rule, then I guarantee this nigger is just "oh I'm totally vaccinated, nuh-huh."ing his way into businesses unmasked.

Classic Phil, always taking the option of least effort and highest risk because fuck you.

I wonder if Washington will hold a lottery? some states are doing different forms of one. If money is involved, so is Dave.

Reality is often times stranger than fiction. I study military history for fun and reading about the military accomplishments of certain figures comes across as bad fanfiction. Like for example Subutai, he was Genghis Khan's chief strategist and his strategies were so sophisticated and meticulously planned out and coordinated that you'd swear you were reading about someone's self-insert power fantasy character.
Why am I saying this? I believe if someone were to write a comedic novel about some bumbling buffoon penguin-waddling his way through life and based it loosely on DSP's life and his misadventures, editors would reject the script saying that it's not believable enough.

Um, like, what??? if the script was like found hundreds of years from now and only the narcissistic, alpha, hero yet underdog Phil chapters were archived?

Who the fuck quotes themselves

Someone who loves themselves just that much. lol Its too much.

I don't particularly like the term and it's overuse, but Dave is the fuckin poster child for tahxic masculinity.

His entire identity seems to be wrapped around what he interprets to be what guys do or being manly.

Groom yourself? Nah, guys don't care about looking nice or just presentable.

Clean your office? Nah, guys don't care their living space is full of dust and shit.

Cook and clean the house? Nah, that's "points thumb at door" 'muh wife's jahb.

Anyone who deviates from his world view is obviously a gayfer homo.



Professional gaymer Phil can't handle difficuly being bumped up slightly. Is it possible that the game auto adjusts the difficulty if someone is doing really well so that the game actually remains a challenge? Of course Dave doesn't want a challenge he just wants to coast through and get to the "YOU'RE WINNAR" screen.

MF'er won't even wear glasses because he'll look nerdy and hates wearing them. not like he needs his eyes for vidya games because he mastered stalling. He has tahxic masculinity mixed with the maturity and foresight of a 12-13 year old.

 

[Iron Hamster]

3 words outta this entire tweet made me laugh the most and lines right up with Phil's affinity -dare I say?- towards inanimate objects being sentient. The classic dsp quotes "game did that by it self!" or any or no button presses "I pressed jump! Game does what it wants! I was blocking" shit like that but anyway back to the 3 words "... WITHOUT MY PERMISSION" it's a fucking video game, Phil!

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DSP The Immoron

 

[PyroAlert]

I wonder if Washington will hold a lottery? some states are doing different forms of one. If money is involved, so is Dave.

Yes, Washington state has already had 2 $250,000 drawings with 2 more in the next 2 weeks. The state is also doing a grand prize $1,000,000 prize July 13th I believe.

https://walottery.com/vaccination

I believe the merchandise prizes include PS5s and Xbox Series S as well.

 

[CCheelai]

DSP's blah blah blah sounds like a spoiled eThot especially when he's talking about Twitch and tips. He became the very thing he wanted to rise above and change. (his words, being manipulative for figurines even back then of course)

Going to be fun seeing the end of this downward spiral happening as of late.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

Can anyone post this piece of "art" that has the so called cock?

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Yes, Washington state has already had 2 $250,000 drawings with 2 more in the next 2 weeks. The state is also doing a grand prize $1,000,000 prize July 13th I believe.

Now I'm surprised piggy wasn't interested in a free lottery. Cali did it, and hear Massachusetts is doing several $1 million prizes

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So he thinks if enough people get together and think hard enough they can make something that was never there and that people live in attics and basements only to come out at night and eat all your food...

I knew his grip on reality was weak but I thought it was only his delusions....

 

[David Davidson]

Fellas, it's now apparent to be a weirdo to see a penis in Phil's artwork and you must have dick on the brain. He is an LGBT ally btw.

 

[Jonny Rico]

Can anyone post this piece of "art" that has the so called cock?

 

[Detractor#38657]

Well, that is the one thing you're known for..

Also, little early for gin, don't you think?

 

[AckedyAckTheSecond]

My oh my, it's very strange how every single estimate of how long a game is, is just wrong. It's not Phil that play games slowly because he is a retard and tries to milk out games that generate a lot of tips. No no. Everyone else plays games incredibly fast while just ignoring everything in the game to reach the end as fast as possible. Why you ask? Good question! I don't have the answer either. But I think we all know that if the options are either:
- Phil is a barely functional retard that sucks at videogames
- Thousands, if not millions, of other people lie about something minute for absolutely no reason

The obvious choice is that everyone else a lying scumbag. Duh.

 

[BlackDragoons]

He doesn't like the patchwork release of FF7R, he doesn't like the gameplay because it's not a carbon copy of Final Fantasy 6 7 so it's not a "real JRPG," he saw a critical Tweet so the whole release is broken, he doesn't have the money to do it...

Piss poor excuses from a piss poor gamer.

 

[Satoi]

Piss poor excuses from a piss poor gamer.

Good arguments don't come cheap and DSP really needs to take care of the bills first.
Please understand