If he wanted to have sexcapades with furries from Twitter, his own apartment would actually make a lot of sense. If Kevin was a functional degenerate he could rent a cheap place in Westcliffe and drive into the ranch to work. He'd get to do ranch work, hang out with Pennywise and Boner, and have his gross fetish bootycalls back at his own place.
It makes sense and requires effort, so he'll never do it.
I do have a weird admiration for furries that are able to be functional adults, like that heart surgeon furry that occasionally pops up.
That's the thing: Kevin would be separated from his mommy dom, Pennywise. Penny injects Kevkev's HRT in him, of all fucking things. Kevin likes being babied and having someone wait hand and foot on him while he plays video games. Kevin could get a boyfriend free transgirl who will do all those things and
doesn't live in the shitfuck of nowhere so he can have all the electricity and access to toy stores but he's in too deep with Pennywise. Moving away from Phil, even if it's only 2 days a week, means he has to grow up and make his own tendies that night, so like fuck is he going to do it.
The kind that doesn’t cook, clean, or care how nasty and worthless people perceive them to be.
I'm sure that's part of his fetish.
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He can always choose not to buy it. Its not hard. You can stop participating in the cycle of conspicuous consumption of unnecessary goods anytime Kevin.
I wish more twitter commies were hardcore reds instead of "the people are running out of metroid toys!" Seeing Kevin get into a slapfight with them would be great. Hardcore reds at least would insist on working, probably why you don't see many on twitter in the first place honestly.
Why would they waste time and money building a fuckshed when they could spend the same time and same money building an addition with another bedroom for Kevin and his shit?
I mean, considering the rest of their handywork, it'd collapse by day 2 and leave a hole to the main house open. So I think its a great idea kiwi-wise.
How is it the fault of capitalism that some toys sold out?
Communism will be less like the government requiring you to work and always getting paid no matter how shitty you are at your state appointed job and more like mom and dad taking care of you and buying you toys for your stunted adolescents. Everyone gets a Metroid and can spend time not bothering to fucking work for it. Robots are the factory workers, the rest of us sit around on our amholes and grow fat.
tfw it only takes 3 years to be an elder in the troon communty.
People say its suicide, but I'm pretty sure it social suicide instead. The trans community is hostile on a good day to detransitioners, so at least half of your trans population fucks off before they hit the 3 year mark due to trans life not being for them and go incognito from the net so no one in the community cancels them.
Then the other 50% is split between suicide, mental hospital stays and homelessness, drug related complications (illict or perscribed), and the great old ones/eldritch troons.
The mind boggles at who might be *bad* at building a *shed*.
You can check the Ranch thread in community watch where farmers lament how they're too dumb to build a fence proper, literally.
You can buy a premade shed from home depo and lowe's, so theoretically they wouldn't even have to build it unless they need a rape shed as long as the alpaca one. They'd still fuck it up somehow but it would be more stable until then. Hell, you can turn the earthship into the fuckship if Penny didn't want to hoard more tranch workers in it.
Kevin has posted what might be the world's longest thread about how hard Nintendo vidya is:
I think he's trying to say you go in for the experience but eventually you have to go back to the game part of the game, but the wind is taken out of his sails before then by open world exhaustion. Which would be reasonable if he didn't say it like a fucking prick.
Countless young children have completed the game. He should be like them if he wants any gamer cred.
Kev has made the decision to whore himself out for free drinks two months before he actually has to do it. Could he just be LARPing, or is he really this shameless?
I pity a few of the furries at that cocktail party, the few that aren't troons and are less degenerate than normal furs. Imagine being inflicted with Kevin. I suppose its a hazard one has to take.
You know, when Kevin joined the Korps, he was gloating about how his stalkers couldn't follow him. Turns out Kevin keeps posting every single thing about his life on twitter that's not sex, and some that still are in spite of his dirty playground. Kevin talking about his figurine and other spending habits is much funnier to me than "hdhhfhfjdjdjd i love erotic rp" anyway.
