Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Pip Squeak]

Will the camera make his trauma lumps look bigger though?

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

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"Wow Mr. Greer, the only way this document would be more outlandish is if it was written in crayon, i'm honestly impressed you managed to get dressed in the morning by yourself considering how you write legal letters after going to college for 5 years"

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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So either they're humoring the retard or they're so easily impressed that bright shiny objects distract them.

And that last line? Pure Pipsqueak and his unwarranted ego.

 

[Some Badger]

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It's one thing to post dead memes and wine mom humor on Facebook, it's another thing to react to your own posts when no one else will.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So either they're humoring the retard or they're so easily impressed that bright shiny objects distract them.

And that last line? Pure Pipsqueak and his unwarranted ego.

No you are not skilled Russ. You can't do things you've been explicitly told how to do. Your petition will go nowhere, and even if you somehow get the issue on the ballot, once someone looks into you, it will get killed at the polls.

 

[tyrannosaurus_chex]

I'd feel sorry for him posting his lame memes and being the only one to react to them(because no friends) if he wasn't also a relentless, arrogant prick - especially because he has NOTHING to be arrogant about.

That being said, Russ would be a shoe-in for any kind of god-awful Rob Zombie picture, or any dead body, laying face-down! I'd say he could do anything in a mask, but I'd be hopeful afraid he'd drool so much in it, he'd drown himself in toxic slobber.
...oh, wait, he might also drown, laying face-down in a puddle of drool and Rob always hires his wife, so there goes that. Sorry, Russ!

 

[Constellationzero]

Slightly off topic, but I really feel sorry for The Monkees. To this day they are the butt of jokes and there's still a lot of snobbery in the industry over them.

Meanwhile during the peak of Beatlemania they were pretty much the only group that could knock The Beatles out of the #1 spot in the charts, and they did it consistently and repeatedly.

Might be because the Gibb brothers wrote a bunch of their songs.

EDIT: @Pip Squeak DO NOT give Russell Greer cuddles (shudder)

 

[TractorGirl]

So I’m trying to think of roles Russ could take on the assumption someone who can be understood is dubbed over him.

I’ve got, The Elephant Man, The Man With No Face, The Man in the Iron Mask and R2D2.

Any better than me? I’m no movie autist.

Rocky Dennis

 

[The Un-Clit]

Rocky Dennis

Howabout the evil space-wizard in Turkish Star Wars? All he has to do is take his helmet on and off a few times, be dubbed over while babbling about needing a human brain to get past the barrier made of human brains protecting the earth (which looks like the death star) and then stand there and let Cunyet Arkin split him in half with a karate-chop. Sounds like the perfect role to me!

 

[Constellationzero]

Potential acting roles for Russell Greer:

* Dr. Satan House of 100 Corpses reboot
* Studliest member of the Hilicker family
* Resident of the Albino Farm
* British minstrel show participant in Inbred 2: The Next Day
And of course...

* The first face our protagonist sees in the New French Extremity rape dungeon

 

[DrJonesHat]

Potential acting roles for Russell Greer:

* Dr. Satan House of 100 Corpses reboot
* Studliest member of the Hilicker family
* Resident of the Albino Farm
* British minstrel show participant in Inbred 2: The Next Day
And of course...

* The first face our protagonist sees in the New French Extremity rape dungeon

* Failed Experiment #3 in a low-budget sci-fi/horror direct to streaming movie.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Jason Voorhees.

Doesn't even have to talk. Gets to stalk and terrorize women. Gets to wear a cool mask too. But at 5'2" and scrawny, would he really be that scary? Is a pint-sized slasher really that terrifying?

 

[badboy2000]

He could do exploitation film roles like Ralphus from Blood Sucking Freaks.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Jason Voorhees.

Doesn't even have to talk. Gets to stalk and terrorize women. Gets to wear a cool mask too. But at 5'2" and scrawny, would he really be that scary? Is a pint-sized slasher really that terrifying?

Just give him the Tom Cruise treatment: Low camera angles and boxes to stand on.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Jason Voorhees.

Doesn't even have to talk. Gets to stalk and terrorize women. Gets to wear a cool mask too. But at 5'2" and scrawny, would he really be that scary? Is a pint-sized slasher really that terrifying?

But he'd need to terrifyingly and confidently walk towards the victim, not limp and shuffle like a hunchback gimp.

 

[CWCissey]

Is a pint-sized slasher really that terrifying?

Chuckie in the first film?

 

[StinkySnack]

Meh, at most he could play a goblin extra in a Troll 2 remake. Wouldn't need a mask.

 

[AnOminous]

Slightly off topic, but I really feel sorry for The Monkees. To this day they are the butt of jokes and there's still a lot of snobbery in the industry over them.

This is largely because of their origin as a "fake" band. None of them could play any instruments and they mostly faked over pre-recorded music.

They were also viewed as basically a ripoff of the Beatles created by soulless corporate hacks, and even mocked as the "Pre-Fab Four."

It's overlooked that after their first couple albums, they actually had all learned to play for real and started writing their own music.

 

[AnOminous]

Any police procedural: Dead Guy in Coroner's Office

Edit: wait, dead guys don't drool

Pervert of the Week in a Special Victims Unit episode.

Meh, at most he could play a goblin extra in a Troll 2 remake. Wouldn't need a mask.

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He could play the fly on that guy's face.

 

[The Un-Clit]

This is largely because of their origin as a "fake" band. None of them could play any instruments and they mostly faked over pre-recorded music.

They were also viewed as basically a ripoff of the Beatles created by soulless corporate hacks, and even mocked as the "Pre-Fab Four."

It's overlooked that after their first couple albums, they actually had all learned to play for real and started writing their own music.

Yeah, the Monkees got a historical rep as a fake band that they really didn't deserve imo. Even though they never really did write their own songs, they did at least play the songs written for them (after a scrap with the label) and besides, their movie 'Head' is without a doubt one of the best mind-fuck examples of 60's/70's Psychadelia that was ever blasted onto the proverbial silver screen.

If you haven't seen it yet fellow Kiwis, blaze up a fat one (or whatever your preferred recreational chemical may be because this is unwatachable streight and unmissable stoned) and give yourself a treat.