Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Ball Breaker]

Pure unadulterated cope. MFW, as an "unqueer", I'll never know how good the tranny faggots truly have it

How many times has Kevin had sex since he trooned out?

 

[HissingBastard]

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The filthy living room behind him is what really sells it. And his shirt says Dog Mom so you know there's dry dog turds all over the floor.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Spirit! Libido! Wind! Water! GO TROOOOOOON! With your powers combined I am Captain Troon. Captain Troonlet, he's our hero, Gonna take reproduction down to zero,

 

[KiwiFuzz]

How many times has Kevin had sex since he trooned out?

Too many.

 

[Amewsed]

How many times has Kevin had sex since he trooned out?

All that effort to continue inceldom.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

How many times has Kevin had sex since he trooned out?

Without paying for it, zero. Including flying clown hookers in, one-ish.

Cuddling, to fucking, to grocery shopping

Kev 'does' more grocery shopping than cuddling and fucking combined, and even that he does less of than your average unqueer (and less competently to boot). The lifestyle he and his twitter associates are THIS THIS THISing to is sheer fantasy and will forever remain beyond them, not least due to their crippling social ineptitude before you even consider their mangled stinky bodies. They pass around these golden cope tokens like the fabled same $20 going round and round on their erotigrifting platforms.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Chimamanda's anti-woke stuff is perceptive and insightful. I can't believe that American wokeness and gender-nonsense has gotten to Lagos, of all places. I hope it stays north of the Zambezi.
I also think troons hate her cause she's black but they can't use her as a shield or a prop, and she's a famous writer (they're jealous cause they think their Tweets about furry porn with 4 likes merit the same consideration and acclaim as her books).
Also I do not for one second believe that Kevin and Wedge had mostly female friends growing up. We know Kevin was a 4-chan loving shut-in and Wedge was slowly losing his mind in a wierd Christian sect. If they had actual female friends growing up maybe they would've realized that women are human, liking makeup and the color pink doesn't make you a woman, and women have experiences that they will never have because they're men.

Yeeeeah. We are, after all, talking about the products of the incel-to-troon pipeline, and one of the key things is that incels never really grasp how to socialize with...well...whatever sex they're interested in fucking. Your standard incel doesn't have actual friends of the opposite sex.

This is what makes the homosexual incels so confusing. How the fuck did you manage to fail at human-ing so hard you don't know how to interact with your own fucking sex? And that just goes into even stranger territory when you consider that the troonsbians can't even get the political lesbian flavor of lesbian incels to want to touch the amhole or girldick--never mind that some of them are lesbian incels precisely because it kinda shows too well that they're not actually attracted to women...

I think the aesthetic Wedge is going for here is 1990s punk feminism. If Wedge ever actually met a 1990s punk feminist, I have no doubt she would make Wedge run away sobbing within 5 minutes of their first encounter.

Run away sobbing in 5 minutes? You're too generous.

God, whenever Kevin talks politics and social issues I swear, it's like reading something a literal child wrote for his 7th grade social studies paper after he discovered a thesaurus. You can fucking tell Kevie feels SO smart when his faggot word salads come tumbling out his cunt fingers. Him, Wedge, and all the other wokies on twitter always write as if they think their words will be carved into the Statue of Troonberty in Neo New York after the revolution took place.

Stop talking about kids Kevin, you fucking groomer. With your fucking AGP smirk and party city skittle hair. No kids will ever look up to you as an elder or a mentor. You're literally the guy that invites all the "questioning" neighborhood tweens over for a cool hip block party then roofies yourself before anyone even shows up. And then no one shows up.

Nah, the cops do, because let's be honest, we all know that is well into Obvious Pedo Behavior territory. Which is pretty normal for the wokies, actually. Sometimes it feels like they all are, and the variation is only in how open they are about it...

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Uwu such a dainty little flower. Very kawaii wow
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I don't think there is a tranny anywhere in the world that has a tidy room. The Christmas decoration on the window makes something else though. Might have taken the photo in December but I can also believe it's there year round because they're a gross, lazy tranny. The shadow of their arm holding the phone makes it looks like they have huge pit stains too. So girly!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't think there is a tranny anywhere in the world that has a tidy room.

Something to mull over, indeed.

My first reaction was that there could be a troon going for the serial killer/Mac from Sunny vibe of a stained mattress on the floor and a Catholic Jesus on the wall, but that would never happen.

Troonery is inextricable from capitalism for these people.

There's a lot to unpack, but somewhere there is a troon with every Macca's Happy Meal girl toy ever sold, gotten from weekly tendie-and-fries runs for 50 years, and the other troons are jealous of this.

Another bong rip and I might be ready to write a 500-word article about how troonery is a giant cargo cult.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Eggman's Ghost]

Pure unadulterated cope. MFW, as an "unqueer", I'll never know how good the tranny faggots truly have it
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Them fetishizing the age old friends-with-benefits model by incorrectly claiming only queer people do it is so fucking funny

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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I would bet money that Wedge has both never been homeless and has no idea how to empathize with people who are homeless. If you give me a choice to either use a mean word or sleep under a bridge surrounded with needles, I know which one I'd pick.

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Not even the wokies are woke enough for Saint Wedge. Has the Vatican been notified of his absolute purity?

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No complaints here. Wedge seems like the type to go for a PhD in trans issues.

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Given that Wedge still has the build of a man, I'm pretty sure that's not the case. In any event, Wedge should be thankful he's so ugly that not even the street creepers would try to rape him.

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It's a common retort to tell SJWs that eventually, the world will get too woke even for them, and they'll be pushed out of their own circles. I don't think Wedge is ever going to have that problem.

 

[Amewsed]

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These morons couldn't provide an effective adjective for their own spastic brand of desired descriptions that'd be acceptable to their absurd community of troons.

They are angry for the sake of being angry.

They will never be happy.
They are to be permanently and completely trolled into oblivion until they drop the facade and try to redeem their worthless existence by getting over themselves and fucking right off.

Of all the kiwi cows I follow, this batch has the least amount of legitimate excuses for their attitude.

They have 0 redeeming qualities.

They are good for a laugh for sure; but even better to ridicule.

 

[Wotan]

They will never be happy.

I can think of something else they'll never be.

 

[NattyDaddy]

This dude has serious anger issues, snippin his sack is the least of his worries..

 

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Honestly, why even be a ween and try to troll Wedge when he and his community does it for you?

Anyway, if male privilege is a literal switch you can flip, then can't you just turn it on when you're walking alone at night so you won't have to be afraid of getting assaulted? You can be tactical with it.

I'm about ready to cave and admit I'm wrong when I say Wedge doesn't deserve his own thread for these constant spats he has. If we're on "Wedge is Mad Part 6," I'll start writing it after part 10.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Happy 1300 pages Kevin!!​

We hit 1200 pages on May 21st and Kevin is still consooming, without the cooming, and spiraling into the cope mines. So… what has transpired since May 21st?

• KF user @Comrade Autogynephilia points out that Kevin’s total balance due for “medical bills” is eerily like the cost of an Optimus Prime toy
• Kevin claims that he is the most famous Gibes
• Some based teenaged lesbians make fun of Wedge and his ilk for claiming to be “bisexual non-binary lesbians”
• Kevin buys his first “girl shorts” and takes a selfie looking positively potato
• Kevin’s gradual expansion dilator costs $250 USD
• We learn that Kevin shops at Torrid: a clothing store for deathfat women
• The troonamander gets his septum pierced by an actual woman, and the contrast between the two wahmen is stark to say the least
• This piercing gave Kevin a huge dose of gender euphoria (see: boner/erectile stinkditch tissue contraction)
• Following the installation of his septum piercing, predictably, Kevin develops a piercing fetish and muses about the potential deviant applications of rings, barbells, and stirrups
• Kevin admits to having an uneven septum and finding having three or more people messaging him at once to be overwhelming
• Some documentarian, presumably (G)Ash Coyote, interviews Kevin again
• In his desperate authoritarian, clout-chasing crusades against a larger account, Wedge tries to cancel a large meme account for making fun of people with “headmates”
• Wedge has six headmates and none of them are likable, functional adults
• Kevin claims that he now has PTSD after being (rightfully) called a pedo/pedo apologist over the Internet
• Kevin copes over the recent discourse regarding detransitioners: living proof that transitioning may not be the cure to dysphoria and can cause more harm than good
• Wedge shows off his FFS results (or lack thereof)
• “Trans coordinator” is helping Kevin organize his breast augmentation procedure
• Kevin discloses that his moob (or “baps” as he calls it) size is a 44C
• Kevin’s last birthday gift, another Transformers toy, was successfully delivered
• He laments over putting floor polish on one of the Transformers’ joints and how it is not a ball joint: if only he put half as much effort into maintaining his axe wound as his children’s toy collection
• Kevin seethes at Vaush, his body double, for reasons unknown to this day
• Kevin posts another horrific selfie with a mortified dog
• Someone asks Kevin “What is a demifemme?” to which he replies “lol idk but I am one”
• One of Kevin’s “girlfriends,” Twitter user StebMcDreb, is also associated with the Korps Discord cult
• RipleyStorm, a Twitter troon and Korps member, shows off their new scarless lip-through tracheal shave procedure results
• We learn that Wedge has a mxstress or “metamour”: Twitter user TransQTClaire
• As one can imagine, the username is cope and does not even come close to representing reality
• The couple (two men) brag about being able to go outside topless
• Sightings of forehead updates increase in frequency, and I am here to report that Kevin’s forehead is decomposing in real-time
• While sleeping with his new furry-inspired stuffed animal, Nacho, Penny takes a candid image of Kevin, looking as greasy as ever
• Wedge, in gunning for his own thread, lashes out again about deaf politics
• In his seething, he digs up the history of some random and uses it against them
• A man, with several “girlfriends,” some of which he lives with, brags about how much of a “slut” he is despite being as sexually active as Elliot Rodger
• Kevin tends to his new septum piercing, much to the jealousy of the Am Hole
• Kevin claims his sexuality is “anyone but cis dudes.” He really hates himself, huh?
• The thread digs up a video of Wedge doing his makeup (note that the YouTube video does not have captions for hearing impaired accessibility)
• In a massive thread that I will not bother to recap because it is nonsensical word salad, Kevin adamantly but erroneously claims to be a lesbian
• The Tranch injects their estrogen as a group
• Kevin takes the expanding dilator out for a spin and vows to dilate more frequently, perhaps because his axe wound is now an axe wound scar
• Wedge posts an UNCAPTIONED video of him cooming
• The same FFS troon, Ripley, from above makes up a story about hospital abuse and he promises “heads will roll” through litigation
• KF user @Cerabella posts a series of tweets detailing Kevin’s pregnancy fetish: a fetish only true and honest women can experience
• Wedge gets dogpiled, ratio’d, and laughed at by K-pop Twitter accounts for claiming that lesbians are more than just adult human females attracted exclusively to other adult human females
• Legend has it that he is still seething this day
• HE STILL MAD
• Wedge is now getting dunked on by Melanin Twitter
• Following Wedge’s seething, KF user @Lubby Smith posts tweets of Wedge expressing AIDS orgy fantasies
• Kevin laments over being denied checkmark status from Twitter by virtue of requiring protection from his “stalker” following and the evil Naught-Sees
• Kevin claims he is addicted to taking selfies; subsequently, forehead updates ensue
• Wedge gets curbstomped AGAIN, this time, he kicked the hornet’s nest by implying trans women (biological men) are men
• Kevin recalls an early transition video of himself, pre-op, wherein he looks and sounds much happier
• In the same tweetstorm, he states that “vaginas complete women” much to the chagrin of his troon orbiters
• As posted by KF user @BSC , Kevin and mode_view gawk at the orc troon and their “baps”
• Kevin muses about buying another overpriced hunk of plastic because it is “extremely lesbian” and describes his gender as “Schrödinger’s girl” (is this cope?)
• Ripley, the psychotic and aggressive troon who received scarless lip-entry tracheal shave, shows off his surgery results (spoiler: there is a huge scar)
• Following this, Ripley legally changes their gender to non-binary
• Wedge, a struggling clown prostitute, does not want TERFs or other individuals who refuse drinking the Troon-Aid to purchase nor indulge in his pornography (see: two tatertards pissing into each other’s cupped hands)
• Kevin had a dream wherein he “undeniably had a vulva” … as opposed to now? What’s wrong with your current vagina, Kevin?
• Kevin continues to hornypost and details a fantasy wherein he is being “railed in a cute lil sundress” in the middle of nature
• By virtue of putting both of his bras in the wash, Kevin has no choice but to leave the house braless thereby exposing the public to his “rockin’ tits”
• Kevin endorses do-it-yourself hormone replacement therapy
• Wedge seethes about South Park and its anti-Honey Nut Queerio jokes (see: Mr. Garrison & Mr. Slave)
• A trans person admits they love South Park to which Wedge retorts that a person is not trans if they do not have pronouns in their bio
• Wedge demands his followers to admit if they have a crush on him, who could not love a genderspecial clown prostitute with chameleon titties and an atrophied micropenis resembling the decomposing fruiting body of a dead mushroom?
• After playing Overwatch for six years, Kevin is finally awarded an achievement typically given to novice players in their first few weeks of play! Congratulations, Kevin!
• We learn that there are two other troons in Westcliffe: one of which was inspired to transition through the Tranch’s existence
• Scott Cawthon, the creator of Five Nights At Freddy’s: a beloved video game largely consumed by cringey children that grew up to be troons, comes out as a Christian Republican and Kevin’s seething is immaculate
• Wedge, a man, wants to protest his employer for not allowing him to wear shorts during his shift
• To be fair, baggy shorts allow one’s balls to breathe, oh wait…
• KF user @Cerabella posts old grooming tweets wherein Kevin admits that while he realized he was “trans,” he would only wish to transition if it was affordable, reversible, and perfect and that the notion of some troon regretting their mutilation is “cis narrative”
• Thanks to KF user @Lubby Smith , we learn that phallus-preserving vaginoplasty is (unfortunately) a thing
• Before the Tranch’s ritualistic circle of estrogen injection convenes, Kevin begins to cry
• Cis people are not allowed to enjoy Harry Potter anymore if they want to be considered a troon ally
• Kevin is in a “plural mood” where he cries all night only to become horny when another retarded sneed-demon takes control of his psyche
• June 14th marks Kevin’s fourth anniversary of beginning HRT
• Kevin admits he did not start wearing women’s clothes until after he came out
• He expresses the wish to wear dresses or skirts without undergarments
• Kevin burns one of his chameleon breasts with a joint
• According to Bonnie, the Tranch did not get their estrogen injection the day before due to Colorado’s needle regulations (???)
• Kevin claims that walking into an air-conditioned with bare legs is (almost) better than sex
• Dear Troonamander reveals that he wants to be a boy, on his own terms, in the bedroom
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHA COPE
• The updated updated pride flag, complete with pandering to intersex individuals in addition to black people (because being black is a sexuality????), looks a lot like goatse: a legendary Internet shock image depicting a man stretching his anus to an unnatural diameter, as noted by KF user @John Flynts Axe Wound
• Due to space and schedule constraints, Kevin finds scheduling “sexy time with hot friends” to be “a real hassle”
• Alicia the Discord Dominatrix, Wedge, and Kevin (among other varying troons) consider enlisting Penny to build them a “fuck shed”
• The Tranch has purchased six tickets to DenFur: presumably a furry convention in Denver
• We learn that Kevin has referred to himself as a tranny multiple times
• Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, a Nigerian feminist, writer, and FGM activist, provides a reasonable explanation as to why trans woman are distinct from and not equivalent to women
• Adichie claims that by virtue of the differences in development and socialization as well as the different privileges of the two sexes, the experiences of a biological male are incomparable to those of biological females
• Put simply, a trans woman will never understand what it is like to be a woman because they are biologically male
• And then the inevitable seething came pouring in…
• Wedge writes a lesbian propaganda poster comparing recruiting lesbians to recruiting Avengers (???)
• Wedge and Kevin seethe about the use of the word “shemale” in labeling pornography
• Wedge states that he would rather be homeless than label his pornography with the tag “shemale” as to avoid damaging the “community”
• Pretty aggressive talk for a dude that just got his balls chopped off

One last thing before I disappear for another one hundred pages...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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So, I think it's official that alongside Kevin being cope incarnate, Wedge is officially seethe incarnate. The only question is, who's dilate incarnate?

 

[BSC]

I'm about ready to cave and admit I'm wrong when I say Wedge doesn't deserve his own thread for these constant spats he has. If we're on "Wedge is Mad Part 6," I'll start writing it after part 10.

He definitely deserves his own thread, but for my own selfish reasons I kinda hope he doesn't get one, just so I can get my daily dose of The Wedge while checking up on Kevin. I often find myself laughing harder at Wedge tweets than anything Kevin puts out.

This nigger is a self-professed clown prostitute who can neither juggle nor fuck with any proficiency. Blew out his asshole from too much buttsex. Posts his abominable homemade porn for all the world to see. Goes on long, seething rants on twitter, only to get BTFO by zoomers and fellow trannies. Goes on long, seething rants on reddit, only to get BTFO by weebs. etc. etc. etc.

Anyway if anyone were going to type up an OP on Wedge you'd be the person for the job. If you ever decide to do so I'm sure it'll be a banger.

 

[White Devil]

He definitely deserves his own thread,

This is just what he wants and you're playing right into it.