Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

You just moved there, you pipsqueak.

Also, am I misremembering or didn't he at one point complained about the heat?

 

[The Great Citracett]

You just moved there, you pipsqueak.

Also, am I misremembering or didn't he at one point complained about the heat?

Yeah he complained about it before, for being hot so early in the year. No shit, it's the desert.

 

[StraightShooter2]

He is 100% on blacklists

Does anyone have an idea of which legal brothels in the Reno area would still take him?

 

[moocow]

You just moved there, you pipsqueak.

Also, am I misremembering or didn't he at one point complained about the heat?

This is probably true for other popular tourist destinations too, but the most amazing thing happens when you move to Las Vegas: you instantly become a "long time resident," a "local," and an unrivaled expert in all things Vegas. You suddenly know fucking everything about how the casinos operate, where to find the best deals, how to avoid all the tricks and traps all those tourist suckers fall for, and how to find all the "hidden gems" nobody wants anyone to know about.

Having lived there for a decade in my younger years (and I do miss it terribly), I've seen that pattern unfold a hundred times. Exactly three things always happen with every new arrival: they think they know everything about Vegas, they immediately get ripped off hard by an actual local scumbag at least once, and yes, they all complain at least once about the fucking heat.

 

[formerfatcow]

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People who move to Las Vegas and know that it has some of the worst drivers in the nation, but still complain about the bad drivers anyways, are hilarious

 

[StinkySnack]

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That's like the third or fourth time he's made a post about the heat in Vegas. He's so desperate for attention and ass-pats about him living there. That's why he's posting mundane boring shit like this and those other local news stories in hopes that people notice it and are amazed at what a suave big-city guy he has become.

"OMG Russell, I didn't know you moved to VEGAS!?! Wow, you must be really up-and-coming!!"

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'll never understand his logic that he was a "big fish in a small pond" in SLC and therefore he'd never get noticed, so he moved to Vegas that's full of all kinds of craziness that overshadows him all day every day, and he figures that's going to be a place he'll really stand out.

Russ logic.

 

[StinkySnack]

Just remembered this:

>willingly moves to a desert
>complains about the heat

He's been reading here for sure. Soju posted this back in April in reply to him *complaining about the heat*.

Now Russell has basically copied a post ABOUT HIM from the forums, and is using it to make fun of others. I mean it's almost verbatim.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Those hashtags remind me of the classic David Lee Roth song "Disabled From the Heat."

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Those hashtags remind me of the classic David Lee Roth song "Disabled From the Heat."

"People who write unsolicited songs for celebrities and know that they're not obligated to publish your shitty music, but still complain about it anyway are hilarious."

 

[Easy Peasy]

As far as we know, he is no longer blacklisted at hoff brothels, and there isnt any evidence of him being blanket blacklisted by other houses. There may be individual girls who refuse to see him, but hes not banned. We seem to hash this out every 20 pages or so.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Closest things I could find:

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I never quite got what is going on with that sign. All the dots after the P

Is it…
KATY P. :
SaY “YES!”

Then we have another random lil dot in the bottom right, almost like it’s a full stop after the smiley. Everything he does has a touch of the bizarre about it.

Glad to see Pipsqueak is now a fully acclimatised, citizen by birth of Vegas too. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone use the city they live in as a brag. Just more of the bizarre, I guess.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

"Mr. President we've loaded up air force one with all the hookers you requested, but we still haven't been able to track down Taylor Swift. We believe she fled south to Mexico. We depart this afternoon to track her down"

Russell would order an invasion of Mexico to get her back and would throw a temper tantrum when he learns only Congress has the right to declare war.

I suppose the Paralympics wouldn't be good enough for him.

Also lol, I didn't realize some of these requirements were so vague. He qualifies like 4 times over, except for being an athlete.

"The Paralympic Movement offers sport opportunities for athletes with physical, vision and/or intellectual impairments that have at least one of the following 10 eligible impairments: Impaired muscle power, Impaired passive range of movement, Limb deficiency, Leg length difference, Short stature, Muscle tension, Uncoordinated movement, Involuntary movements, Vision impairment, Intellectual Impairment."

Imagine him discovering how manly and jacked some real Paralympic athletes are.

I really wish Russell would try out for the Special Olympics, I want to see the South Park episode where Cartman enters the Special Olympics come to life.

 

[StraightShooter2]

How the fuck can he believe he can act circles around the guy when he can't speak properly and has one facial expression?

If he was able to form words properly then he could be a ventriloquist. The problem with that would be the dummy would have more facial expressions than he could. But maybe he could work that into his act.

Other than staring as the lead role in a B-list horror / slasher film (preferably one about a stalker a la Norman Bates), there's no hope for him being an actor.

I've also heard that the horror film industry is overly tolerant of creeperinos or other shady characters (e.x. a few years back, there was a horror film called "Jeepers Creepers" which was released, and it was discovered that the producer was a sex offender who had molested a little boy, and apparently this revelation didn't get him blacklisted from the horror film industry).

 

[The Un-Clit]

Glad to see Pipsqueak is now a fully acclimatised, citizen by birth of Vegas too. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone use the city they live in as a brag. Just more of the bizarre, I guess.

Never met any New Yorkers, eh?

Or Phillies from Philadelphia for that matter, where they claim they come from the 'city of brotherly love' and at the same time brag that they kick everyone elses asses so bad they have to start kicking their own to have any decent fights.

Also the only city where they want their hockey GOALIES to be pugnacious assholes more then talented puck-stoppers (plug Ron Hextall into Youtube) and love their brawling goons far more then their goal-scorers.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Other than staring as the lead role in a B-list horror / slasher film (preferably one about a stalker a la Norman Bates), there's no hope for him being an actor.

I've also heard that the horror film industry is overly tolerant of creeperinos or other shady characters (e.x. a few years back, there was a horror film called "Jeepers Creepers" which was released, and it was discovered that the producer was a sex offender who had molested a little boy, and apparently this revelation didn't get him blacklisted from the horror film industry).

For anybody who has watched Jeepers Creepers 2, there sure are a LOT of shirtless teen boys and lingering camera shots and when you realize who directed it (don't care that's Silva's gay, but yeah he's into underage boys)....it does put a different spin on it and a very gross Russel spin at that.

 

[StinkySnack]

the producer was a sex offender who had molested a little boy

Russell has never showed us any signs of pedophilia, so it begs the question of why you keep mentioning it in relation to him.

I've looked through your posts on other forums, and the sheer amount that you post about child porn, child molestation, pedophiles, etc, is disturbing. It's an obsession.

 

[Carolina Divina]

Other than staring as the lead role in a B-list horror / slasher film (preferably one about a stalker a la Norman Bates), there's no hope for him being an actor.

I've also heard that the horror film industry is overly tolerant of creeperinos or other shady characters (e.x. a few years back, there was a horror film called "Jeepers Creepers" which was released, and it was discovered that the producer was a sex offender who had molested a little boy, and apparently this revelation didn't get him blacklisted from the horror film industry).

Just for the sake of accuracy: it wasn't one of the producers, it was the director (Victor Salva) and he was convicted, served his time, and was released long before Jeepers Creepers. You're right that he wasn't blacklisted, though. In fact, Jeepers Creepers was a pretty financially successful film.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Never met any New Yorkers, eh?

Or Phillies from Philadelphia for that matter, where they claim they come from the 'city of brotherly love' and at the same time brag that they kick everyone elses asses so bad they have to start kicking their own to have any decent fights.

Also the only city where they want their hockey GOALIES to be pugnacious assholes more then talented puck-stoppers (plug Ron Hextall into Youtube) and love their brawling goons far more then their goal-scorers.

Ah, as Brit, bragging rights here are limited to, “I live in X town, but it’s one of the nicer areas.
Honest.”

 

[AnOminous]

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Las Vegas hit 115 degrees Fahrenheit and Russhole's behavior is so boring we're talking about the Monkees.

Imagine how sweaty and greasy this disgusting piece of shit is today.