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flatsoda said:
June 18, 2021 - The Ten Year Plan has been memoryholed.



For those that unaware of the Mama Burnell dictated Ten Year Plan, or would like a quick refresher, the great MrHuth Stuff has the video clipped from DSP's post Secret Wedding/meal journal vlog.


After DSP declines Mama Burnell's offer to fund a honeymoon for DSP and his new Large Adult Wife, she pulls DSP into a Real Talk discussion regarding his shit financial situation and his non-existent plans for the future.
The result was The Ten Year Plan . . . and Mama Burnell giving DSP a large chunk of money to pay his back taxes after his ungrateful audience refused to step up and did not give $5,000 in tips before DSP's secret wedding vacation.



Once again, the goal posts have been shifted.

The Grift Continues . . .
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I know this has probably been brought up in the past, but this video really highlights how many verbal cues he uses to try to pahsitively influence his people:
"See what I mean?"
"You see?"
"Ok?"
"You understand what I mean?"
"Sound good?"

Plus many other permutations. I'm no psych major, but this has gotta be a symptom for something, right? (Beyond the obvious pignosis we are all aware of)
 
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Prince Lotor said:
This is what Phil thought of himself before YouTube. He was a miserable fagot who hated other people and would eat nothing but two $1 McDonald's double-cheeseburgers per day so that he could afford to drink a bottle of rum every night. He never thought anyone but the paypig he made this video for would see it.

He absolutely wants the attention but he is still a miserable fagot who hates other people.
Timestamped @ 4m34s, 1½ minutes later after he gets through his cheeseburger and 'muh depression' story he explains how important internet attention is to him.
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Yeah, it makes sense that internet attention is important to a massive narcissist.

Phils idea of a perfect streaming experience (for him) is to get ridiculous amounts of tips along with praise over how amazing he is. He would love it if chatt never tried to interact with him and ask boring questions again as long as it was filled with compliments, respect and adoration for him.
 
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thedingledongle said:
I know this has probably been brought up in the past, but this video really highlights how many verbal cues he uses to try to pahsitively influence his people:
"See what I mean?"
"You see?"
"Ok?"
"You understand what I mean?"
"Sound good?"

Plus many other permutations. I'm no psych major, but this has gotta be a symptom for something, right? (Beyond the obvious pignosis we are all aware of)
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He talks to his chat like they are children because

- They are actually retarded
- He is also retarded
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Respectfully disagree. He's said multiple times that people watching him gave his life meaning. Also that video and the way his voice sounded as he desperately tried to scrape together 300 people to claim were watching and how that made him feel better tells me he does care about having fans. Does he care about them more than the money? Probably not. But he wants people to listen to him, take him seriously, and see him as something of a wise sage.

And that's fucking hilarious.
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One has to understand that Phil has a lot more riding on this YouTube/Twitch/Twitter internet shit then we all realize. Everything that he does has an emotional attachment to it from playing games to YouTube/Twitch chat to anything else dealing with the internet. This is an idiot who needs constant praise/encouragement for every little mundane thing he does. One also has to understand that he will sacrifice monetary gain to satisfy his sad pathetic ego; a good example is the vest streak.

If one needs another example look at WWE CHAMPIONS. Phil got all the recognition and attention he desired; he didn't really need to do too much to get and now look he got exposed and mocked for dropping enough to buy a new car on this garbage. With the YouTube chat looking as empty as his forums we are going to see Phil deal with the reality of his fanbase and se his ego sink further and futher...should be a good laugh...
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Well I just spent an hour of my life baiting DSP to play Gojitenks by telling him I was going to pay him $200. Goji kicked his ass and I look forward to the replay of the salt tomorrow. Now, I swear I will never do another gay op because this was boring and stupid. You have no idea how hard it was to pretend to be a DSP simp. Need to take a shower.

Protips:
  • Make it a reasonable amount of money
  • Use a name that sounds like something OIC might use
  • play to DSP's ego and be active in chat
If Goji hadn't left I honestly think I could have kept them playing all night.
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Big ups. Not only did we get Phil raging at Goji and then going on post-loss cope sessions, but it was hilarious to see him stew and seethe by talking shit about how Goji sucks and how he's a shitty scrub and how he's totally gonna beat him when he was observing the matches Goji played against other people in the lobby :story:
 
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Comma said:
Lol.

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-EDIT- Followed by this super weird flex:

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Yeah, these low viewer counts are bothering him immensely.
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Remember, he doesn't want to be Mr. Views.

Also, once again Phil is being Mr. Hypocrisy. If streaming is so "mainstream" as he puts it, why doesn't he put more effort into it? The green screen, dressing more appropriately, having proper lighting, etc.

Oh wait, because he's "real". Got it.
 
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Balr0g said:
You sure about that? those two thots were good looking and Phil will pull the "I am married doods" card to not talk about them
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I would say its a 50-50 (not hindsight).

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DarkSoulsPhil said:
Dont know how the rest of you feel, but would be down for either no discussion of OIC with mods either editing or deleting losts mentioning him.

His head would explode
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OIC does not understand that we a laughing AT him either. He and Phillip are truly Soulmates

Now if only OIC could stop slacking and fund the reboot of Project 7, then his tranformation into a John Rambo substitute with an open wallet will be complete.

Just a few more thousand dollars in ''interactoins'' and Phil will be your friend OiC...
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
Dont know how the rest of you feel, but would be down for either no discussion of OIC with mods either editing or deleting losts mentioning him.

His head would explode
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Nah, I say keep laughing at him. We know that he reads this thread, and whilst now he's chuckling to himself thinking that he's totally owning us, one day there will come that horrible realisation that he wasted over fifteen thousand dollars on trying to be Phil's friend. With that will come the knowledge that we were right all along.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
Nah, I say keep laughing at him. We know that he reads this thread, and whilst now he's chuckling to himself thinking that he's totally owning us, one day there will come that horrible realisation that he wasted over fifteen thousand dollars on trying to be Phil's friend. With that will come the knowledge that we were right all along.
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He could have used that $15,000 to buy Jaxx Raxxor the car he really wants and make him the friend he can only dream Phil will turn into.
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
Dont know how the rest of you feel, but would be down for either no discussion of OIC with mods either editing or deleting losts mentioning him.

His head would explode
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agreed, faggot doesn't deserve any attention unless something worthwhile comes up, we all know he's a retarded faggot, no need to be posting about it every second post in the thread
 
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PieceofShet said:
Okay, WE ALL KNOW HIS SCHEDULE IS TRASH BUT WTF?

He plays Mario Golf on thursday and then he says friday is the premier at the bottom. So confused.

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His Manager didn't QC his work this time, calm down. Pretty boring line up btw. Vegas which he played a shit ton, VF5 , excuse then you lose, gloat when you win. Kids game, sleeper sport game,ass effect, mario golf and cod. Out of those only the Mario Golf sounds interesting and that's pretty sad tbh.
 
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