DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Lolidaki]

Fucking LAID DOWN during his prestream break and didn't set the game to update, this amount of effort is worth 200 dollars per stream to him, and he instantly reaches 100 before gameplay cause of the cucks.

 

[HerrKlicks]

Fucking LAID DOWN during his prestream break and didn't set the game to update, this amount of effort is worth 200 dollars per stream to him, and he instantly reaches 100 before gameplay cause of the cucks.

The little laydown is probably a daily thing, would explain his long ""bathroom"" breaks

and he also mentioned right at the beginning of the prestream that jasper was staring at his own reflection in the TV which was shut off.
So, are we supposed to believe this guy doesn't turn his TV on until after his pissbreak?

Really makes you think...

 

[Surly Muppet]

I rather enjoy this new meme of running full 5-10 minute vest polls for the 20 people interacting in the chat in order to minimize the time he has to wear the vest.

We have to be really sure on which designer choice for his joke reward will look best with whatever gamer shirt he is currently wearing.
Somehow this cult keeps getting weirder.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP is ramping up the begging today and has urged people to tip him four times in the past hour. According to him, today is the last day he needs support via tipping, and Monday "will be back to normal, how it used to be".

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Define "normal" for DSP. I mean, other than begging.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

I'm gonna guess that's ThatAnonyMouse, and yes, be better. Like him: paying the loser you're talking about to mod his sadass chat in true SS fashion while the Great Leader shits on you like the cuck that you are. Also join his secret discord where he can indoctrinate you properly, then after having been a pathetic attention "whore" (I use the word as some sort of insult) for a long time in his chat, realize he doesn't give 2 shits about you, try to cater up to detractors by announcing you're "totally gonna leak something big!" and try to use the sad little amount of attention you have finally gotten afterwards to start streaming (but then fail because you have no personality). Be better, be ThatAnonyMouse.

I'll take my MATI and sperg ratings now, thank you.

Just made aware of this. That is not me, didn't even read what they said. I do not have any Reddit accounts with any variation of this alias. Either a LARP or a coincidence. Not a big fan of Reddit in general.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This is something I didn't see mentioned here yet. Yesterday he had the tips goal at $100 before changing it a few minutes later back to $200.

I timestamped the moment where he realized it and put it to 200, what do you guys think happened? Just a typo?

 

[Comma]

Hahahaha.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Fucking LAID DOWN during his prestream break and didn't set the game to update, this amount of effort is worth 200 dollars per stream to him, and he instantly reaches 100 before gameplay cause of the cucks.

You don’t have to worry about the money Phil asks for and makes.
Deep down, he knows he isn’t working hard to earn what he has, he’s done everything (and I mean everything) to make streaming as low effort as possible, as well as making the people who ask for better feel ostracized.
However, therein lies his greatest problem, that which is easily gained is easily spent. He has no problem flushing all his viewer’s money away because he didn’t have to work for it. He could ask for $600 a day, his viewers would pay for it, and it would all go towards the same place.

 

[Pepper Jack]

The little laydown is probably a daily thing, would explain his long ""bathroom"" breaks

and he also mentioned right at the beginning of the prestream that jasper was staring at his own reflection in the TV which was shut off.
So, are we supposed to believe this guy doesn't turn his TV on until after his pissbreak?

Really makes you think...

I believe that he doesn't turn on the TV until after the piss WWE champions break. I watch Raw DSP regularly and you often hear him resuming the PS5 from suspend mode right before he comes back from the break.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Hahahaha.

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No matter how much he makes from his whale(s), his sadness and confusion over the fact that no one but his most pignotized sycophants genuinely give a shit about interacting with him directly will never not be hilarious

 

[Gramh]

DSP: "Man guys, chat is so much better without all those trolls spamming shit and derailing the stream, now we can talk about cool awesome mature things in chat right guys? Guys? GUYS???"

OiC: "I'll always be here for you daddy"

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Hahahaha.

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I really love how this has become a daily thing haha

 

[Very Honest Content]

To be fair, Jose doesn't actually play him. He gets in Phil's lobby and uses some trick to make the lobby crash to annoy Phil. I don't think he's ever actually played a match, and I don't think he's ever missed a Street Fighter stream doing his schtick. So he's kind of a loser too, but an effective troll.

Jose has played Phil in a match a long while ago now. He would just sit there and get perfected while not fighting back. One time though, Jose did fight back and despite using the normal dupe strategy of random mashing while being dominated in round 1, actual won a round from DSP at some point. After that Jose began crashing the lobby each time because Jose has 100% commitment to the bit, like a reverse Derich.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Fair enough, but I want to offer a counter-point:

Telling an internet stranger to "be better" for calling another internet stranger's mother a mean name on a stupid internet forum is fucking gay and retarded.

That is a valid mindset but as you're new I'll point out, at the bottom of the screen before you can post you're reminded this:

• Be civil. Don't get angry over DSP. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

 

[UsedUp]

Just so I'm understanding correctly, even though dsp has 200+ viewers on his stream and between 10 to 15 people in his Participants, is it only those 10 to 15 people in the Participants that can chat? If that's the case can Phil not correlate that Viewers and Participants numbers are seperate so only the 10 to 15 people can chat cause of "must follow for 24 hours mode."

 

[Piece of Peace]

That is a valid mindset but as you're new I'll point out, at the bottom of the screen before you can post you're reminded this:

• Be civil. Don't get angry over DSP. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Last reply from me on this topic to avoid shitting up the thread, but I have no idea how this is pertinent as the original post came from Reddit.

My comment was regarding a Reddit user feeling the need to try and "educate" others on how to act, not dissimilar to what you may be doing now.

Don't worry, I'll try to be better.

 

[Comma]

Just so I'm understanding correctly, even though dsp has 200+ viewers on his stream and between 10 to 15 people in his Participants, is it only those 10 to 15 people in the Participants that can chat? If that's the case can Phil not correlate that Viewers and Participants numbers are seperate so only the 10 to 15 people can chat cause of "must follow for 24 hours mode."

'Participants' on Youtube are people who have actively chatted in the past couple of minutes. At least, that's my guess, because I have no idea how many minutes of not chatting must pass before someone is deemed inactive.

But it's fucking hilarious that DSP is applying his hermit lifestyle onto his Youtube chat/streams and to then see his narcissistic brain trying to cope with the fact that only a handful of sad individuals can be fucked to unironically interact with him.

 

[Veezy00]

This is something I didn't see mentioned here yet. Yesterday he had the tips goal at $100 before changing it a few minutes later back to $200.

I timestamped the moment where he realized it and put it to 200, what do you guys think happened? Just a typo?

The dipshit mis-types with his hoofs all the time. I wouldnt look too much into it.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Hahahaha.

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It’s not often you get to see the walls closing in around a man in real time.
So like Phil to instantly shift the blame onto his viewers. “No one’s talking? Huh, that’s weird! Oh well, nothing I can do!”
Problem-solving skills that amount to telling other people to solve the problem, there’s that legendary persistence

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

This is something I didn't see mentioned here yet. Yesterday he had the tips goal at $100 before changing it a few minutes later back to $200.

I timestamped the moment where he realized it and put it to 200, what do you guys think happened? Just a typo?

Lol, even Massa' Dave is forgetting the script. He probably legit forgot until the greedy part of his brain turned on. He needs that money Pretty Boy, He really does.

No matter how much he makes from his whale(s), his sadness and confusion over the fact that no one but his most pignotized sycophants genuinely give a shit about interacting with him directly will never not be hilarious

Agree. He's also been seeming hurt during his streams and wondering if the gravity of losing the Twitch partnership and moving back to the YT archive has cut through some of the narcissism/delusions. Dave loves money and now its a mix of possibly drying up and completely exposing("WE" know) the 4-5 people propping him up and about to crush them with his weight. I also always find it funny that he fully believes his twitch and YT viewers are very different. He's the pied piper of tards...They will follow his burps and snorts anywhere.