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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
That does look like garlic in those photos. Garlic on steak is fine but they way overdid it. When I first discovered garlic with steaks, I did the same thing. Honestly, garlic powder is way easier for flavoring steaks (i know, blasphemy to some people)
 
"Yeah, theyve got a Blue Lives Matter flag. We'll never go in there."

30 seconds later....

"Its like if youre a good person and your politics arent 'kill others that arent like you,' we can agree... " "Fostering community" "Meeting the amazing people that live in the valley."
I already have a lot of Blue Lives Matter gear, but now that I know it repels troons I'm going to buy even more.
 
I considered getting a bumper sticker just to piss off the genders studies kids, but I don't want to find my vehicle vandalized after a shift.
I confess my the Blue Lives Matter sticker on my car is actually a magnet, so I can remove it and avoid vandalism whenever I go to Portland.

But I've pretty much decided when I go up there next month I'm wearing a Blue Lives Matter t-shirt because I'm kind of in the mood to get in a confrontation.

And if a white person attacks me then I'll whip out my tribal ID card and screech that they're assaulting a BIPOC female. SHAME UPONST THEM!!
 
I confess my the Blue Lives Matter sticker on my car is actually a magnet, so I can remove it and avoid vandalism whenever I go to Portland.

But I've pretty much decided when I go up there next month I'm wearing a Blue Lives Matter t-shirt because I'm kind of in the mood to get in a confrontation.

And if a white person attacks me then I'll whip out my tribal ID card and screech that they're assaulting a BIPOC female. SHAME UPONST THEM!!
They'd probably call you a race traitor or some dumb shit like that. I've seen it happen.
 
but who's going to add a bunch of whole black olives to a burrito?
A white man.
I bet they're gonna post the gofundme for legal fees while dodging questions about this lawsuit.
That would be a bold move. Aren't court cases really easy to look up? Faking a lawsuit from that dastardly Earl to grift GoFundMe could be their downfall.
I mount my PEQ on my dick.
So THAT'S why transwomen keep their dicks!
 
That does look like garlic in those photos. Garlic on steak is fine but they way overdid it. When I first discovered garlic with steaks, I did the same thing. Honestly, garlic powder is way easier for flavoring steaks (i know, blasphemy to some people)
There's a Gordon Ramsay video where he points out the way to season steaks with garlic is just to smash a few buds lightly and lightly rub them over the steak.
 
I confess my the Blue Lives Matter sticker on my car is actually a magnet, so I can remove it and avoid vandalism whenever I go to Portland.

But I've pretty much decided when I go up there next month I'm wearing a Blue Lives Matter t-shirt because I'm kind of in the mood to get in a confrontation.

And if a white person attacks me then I'll whip out my tribal ID card and screech that they're assaulting a BIPOC female. SHAME UPONST THEM!!
I believe the MADD sticker on my car affords me a little slack.
 
lol it looks like they broke one of the knobs off the stove too. That place is going to be so fucked up in a year's time, the next people who buy the place will have to tear it down.
 
lol it looks like they broke one of the knobs off the stove too. That place is going to be so fucked up in a year's time, the next people who buy the place will have to tear it down.
Imagine pretending to be a legitimate news outlet, shooting footage of this fucking lunar landscape that looks nothing like what's on the other side of the fence, full of absolutely fucking insane heavily armed lunatics, and pretending it's real news to present this as brave and beautiful instead of absolute batshit insanity.
 
Imagine pretending to be a legitimate news outlet, shooting footage of this fucking lunar landscape that looks nothing like what's on the other side of the fence, full of absolutely fucking insane heavily armed lunatics, and pretending it's real news to present this as brave and beautiful instead of absolute batshit insanity.
Still can't get over the way Al Jazeera called Tenacious Unicorn "eco-friendly."
 
Still can't get over the way Al Jazeera called Tenacious Unicorn "eco-friendly."
Its entirely in line with the left wing perception of eco friendly, where having bought a bunch of eco-friendly branded products and a solar panel is all it takes to be environmentally friendly. Not like you need to take lifestyle changes, behavior changes, consumption changes, and personal responsibility. Consumerism is the fast-track to environmental success.
 
Edit: Also I can't believe Pennywise burned the stove knob SO BADLY that they had to remove it. What the actual fuck?
No, no. Kevryn's a Little and Penny's his mommy, remember? Sometimes it's safer to remove the stove knobs, if they're placed down where curious hands can get to them.

Don't forget to turn all the handles inward, Penny!
 
Something that Pennywise might take advantage of. Trans US Veterans can now get full GRS courtesy of govt likely because paying for an amhole in hopes of a 41% (likely higher with PTSD and unhinged schizo posting) is cheaper than paying for disability and spousal benefits.

Cmon Phil get your giny
 
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Something that Pennywise might take advantage of. Trans US Veterans can now get full GRS courtesy of govt likely because paying for an amhole in hopes of a 41% (likely higher with PTSD and unhinged schizo posting) is cheaper than paying for disability and spousal benefits.

Cmon Phil get your giny
While it pisses me the fuck off that my tax money goes into these freaks fetish, I'd consider it a great rate of return if they suicide within the first six months of getting it.
 
While it pisses me the fuck off that my tax money goes into these freaks fetish, I'd consider it a great rate of return if they suicide within the first six months of getting it.

Based US army playing the long game 🪖

Also to be fair to Pennywise in their earlier post about K*wi F*rms we DO have a Tranch fanfiction section so he's not entirely wrong about us writing fanfiction about them.
 
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