He likely never even read most of the book. Or he just cherry picked the moments where the book only strokes his ego even further.
He really doesn't see how inappropriate that comparison is. And, like most things, everything has to be about himself.
He's riding the ego high of the book, getting one of his horrid demon baby cards featured, and other attention. The more ego stroking Chris gets, what's left of his common sense and empathy just gets flushed down the toilet.
So he admits that he looks like a fat troon and never had a chance with Megan?
Not really, the whole alternate timeline thing makes it look like he thinks he ever actually had a chance but fucked up on this one. Haha, just kidding, he probably blames someone else for it like the egomaniac he is. Deep down he still probably believes he still has a choice despite burning not only bridges but the entire fucking city when it comes to her.
The first few months before his inevitable eviction are going to be wild.
' whenever anyone notices Chris.
Don't give Chris any ideas. Who knows when he'll permanently glue the medallion on his chest.I wonder if one reason Chris keeps the filthy medallion is because it's such an eyesore it attracts attention so he can think to himself 'Eyes up here!
I don't think he will. Which is why Megan should fake her death and get a new face and identity
Chris is so face blind that all she would have to do is maybe bleach her hair or trim it a little. Bam, entirely new person.
Did he give up on the lesbian soul bullshit? I am out of the loop on this one.
My interpretation: Chris is now doing molly in addition to weed.
