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jc17 said:
Their drawing skills are on par with that of Chris', and the first thing he thinks is "really bad fan art."
That is just really amusing to me.
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That's probably his ego speaking, he probably thinks he's more deserving of a renaissance painting about fucking Sonichu that would make Raphael blush.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Link to the tweet. I guess he parroted the joke from OneyPlays.
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Literally every reference made of Chris is to high light what a creep he is from game HEARTBEAT, where a "crusty boy" laments lack of love life and boasts about supposed fusion of two monster and he ends every phrase ZAP TO THE EXTREME

Considering the game was created by Lesbian couple who are shameless TERFs see Chris as a walking joke and a man, a creep
 
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gronk said:
That cat is almost as fat as Chris. I've never seen a cat with a double chin before. Wtf is he feeding that poor thing?
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Chicken noodle soup, same as he's feeding the dogs.

Though it wouldn't surprise me if he's dumping copious amounts of kibble around for the cats to graze on. Poor kitty, I hope that it doesn't follow the more unfortunate cats that Chris has had in the past (RIP Sorbet, Patches, ect).
 
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deadson said:
Chicken noodle soup, same as he's feeding the dogs.

Though it wouldn't surprise me if he's dumping copious amounts of kibble around for the cats to graze on. Poor kitty, I hope that it doesn't follow the more unfortunate cats that Chris has had in the past (RIP Sorbet, Patches, ect).
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Depending on the sodium intake of cats and dogs, I don't expect the beagles or cats to survive. Is Chris too lazy/cheap to get his pets proper food (I already know the answer)? Chris never learns.
 
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Tikbalang said:
If only Chris was taught that anything a dream produces means nothing. It doesn't tell the future and it's not an access to another world, It's just your brain doing stuff when you're asleep and daydreaming.
"I'm too hip for the room"
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"Christopher's" tweets don't change the history other than adding Magichan* to the picture, which makes him* more of a prick because he let Chris do his shenanigans just to get laid.
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She got that Jimmy Neutron forehead:
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RainwaterDrop said:
It's amazing how much of an egomaniac this dude is.


It speaks volumes about how large his ego is, he somehow thinks he's the one who made Fanta famous despite it being a huge brand for decades before he was even born.

And yeah, it's really surprising that he hasn't fallen for anything of the sort, given he literally believed that Shigeru Miyamoto and Jay-Z were out there looking to make a game about him.
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Why does he even think it's fan art for him?? Like what he just assumed?
 
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Dimensional Merge Expert said:
He found a horrible tattoo of some ugly ass furry transformation that looks like it has a ball sack deformation on its chin and he instantly thought it was fan art lmao
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Pretty rich from Chris to criticize the art. Shitty as it is, it's still better than any of his cheap crayola vomit.
roj said:
Why does he even think it's fan art for him?? Like what he just assumed?
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Reminds me of that time on the classic era when he randomly popped out in the comments on some "Happy birthday, Chris" video for some rando with "Thanks, but if this was for me, my birthday is in february" and was told to GTFO.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Someone really needs to convince Chris to get rid of / make a new medallion since the current one is disgusting.
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I doubt that Chris will listen to anyone who tries to tell him about the current state of his medallion.
I'm beginning to wonder if Chris not cleaning or showering wasn't his in his 20's thing but maybe he didn't shower in high school either.
 
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cwcvillemayoress said:
I doubt that Chris will listen to anyone who tries to tell him about the current state of his medallion.
I'm beginning to wonder if Chris not cleaning or showering wasn't his in his 20's thing but maybe he didn't shower in high school either.
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This is the same person that came from a house that couldn't be cleaned and the only way it got better was by a house fire.
 
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