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Dimensional Merge Expert said:
Sperglordchu continues with more spergling rants. Rambles on about how they still havent fucking cleaned hoarder piles from 2014. Even mentions Null again lol. Also imagine his dumb ass reading his series of tweets to Barb who behind her glazed eyes is lost to dimensia not knowing wtf hes talking about.
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"I have not checked the back porch" What? You haven't looked at your back porch since 2014?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
How different would CWC be had Barb not been a hoarder, or at least she never got the chance to turn 14BLC into trash? They say living in a hoard can be bad on sanity.
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Good question. I would say that her hoarding influenced Chris (look at his old room and his "workspace"). If she wasn't hoarding, I would say, due to the autism, Chris wouldn't be different - he'd still have Sonic/sonichu shit all over the walls.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Chris thinks he'll still be alive in 2090?

And he still hasn't given up hope of "giving the birth" to the "basically promised" daughter?

(paging @BOLDYSPICY! with the giant sarcastic optimism rainbow)
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The year is 2090

Somehow Chris is still alive despite doing absolutely nothing for his health. Our grandkids are continuing our stupid family legacy by visiting Kiwi Farms and posting Chris updates in this same thread.

Chris is basically a potato hooked up to a futuristic computer life support system but he is able to do a lot creatively via the technology that hooks up the brain with the computer, yet despite having no physical limitations he is still mentally lazy and uses the machine to watch My Little Pony and post crap on 2090's version of Twitter.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Like always, Chris' dreams (apparently at 8 years old) told him to conceive a female child. Chris has gone full ham on that and it was the impetus for the Love Quest.
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If only Chris was taught that anything a dream produces means nothing. It doesn't tell the future and it's not an access to another world, It's just your brain doing stuff when you're asleep and daydreaming.
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"Christopher's" tweets don't change the history other than adding Magichan* to the picture, which makes him* more of a prick because he let Chris do his shenanigans just to get laid.
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Pickle Inspector said:
Don’t think Chris really cares or understands the deeper meaning of phrases like that, he just sees people posting cute things like “Love is love” or “I’m done adulting“ and emulates them, I doubt Chris has spent any time at all thinking about the Israeli/Palestine conflict, not when he could instead be thinking about himself or day dreaming about cartoon pastel ponies.
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To be fair that is just an autism (usually lower spectrum) thing in general
 
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The Dude said:
There's a huge difference between documenting Chris having to pay someone so he could finally lose his virginity, and a troll voluntarily climbing into the sack with him "for content".
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King Cobra JFS also does the "wow you guys are obsessed with me, you talk about me all day you must secretly want my massive dick" narc thing. With cobes it's pretty obviously cope because he has some self awareness and will drunkenly rant about being a loser incel but with Chris I think he's so far gone he actually believes that.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
So are we going to get the pedophile Magi-chan goes back in time and abducts 9yo Chris arc in Sonichu?
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Maybe that explains his tantrum in his grade school. Magichan raped chris and then put amnesia magic on him. Chris forgot what happened but felt violated so horribly, his asshole felt swolen, went outburst while teachers drag him to calm down.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Good question. I would say that her hoarding influenced Chris (look at his old room and his "workspace"). If she wasn't hoarding, I would say, due to the autism, Chris wouldn't be different - he'd still have Sonic/sonichu shit all over the walls.
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At least the horde would consist of toys and stuff that you could arguably say is a collection and not boxes of clothes and goodwill junk plus all the garbage and trash the chandlers seem to never want to throw out. The old house tours and videos have confirmed the. Sink is always full of unwashed dished, trash litters everywhere, cat shit is all over the floors and even Chris bedroom is filthy with trash and rotting food left out. It's no wonder the place got infested with bugs
 
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horrorfan89 said:
It's no wonder the place got infested with bugs
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I know that Bob, and to some extent Barb, got bug bites. But how come Chris didn't? From what I've read, after Bob's death, Barb and Chris had to be quarantined inside 14 BLC. Was his room bug proof?
 
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If only Chris was taught that anything a dream produces means nothing. It doesn't tell the future and it's not an access to another world, It's just your brain doing stuff when you're asleep and daydreaming.
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"Christopher's" tweets don't change the history other than adding Magichan* to the picture, which makes him* more of a prick because he let Chris do his shenanigans just to get laid.
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I freaking knew it! He misses the person he used to be because the him turning trans did not make his life any better.
 
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