Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hogar Grupal]

He probably purchased 50 copies of that book just to sign it himself.

By cutting the middleman, buying the books himself, signing them to ship them. I have to say, that's clever. I'd like to see Barnes and Noble ban Chris for making a signing event without prior authorization.

Look at that huge zit on his big nose. So feminine, so classy. Chris doesn't pass for shit. Look at that medallion.

His face must be layered in oil. For a woman, he hasn't been taking good care of himself (no surprise).

 

[Glowie]

Buy cutting the middleman, buying the books himself, signing them to ship them. I have to say, that's clever. I'd like to see Barnes and Noble ban Chris for making a signing event without prior authorization.

That or chimp out when jerkops like every other instance

I have a question though how the fuck he could afford buy books in bulk?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I have a question though how the fuck he could afford buy books in bulk?

faggots with tugboats.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That or chimp out when jerkops like every other instance

I have a question though how the fuck he could afford buy books in bulk?

I assume:

Praetor finally gave Chris money from his etsy sales.
He's been actually saving
Or he's stealing from Barb.

 

[Picklechu]

He's using his Brony-con lanyard to carry around his vaccination card.

 

[AnOminous]

Here's a great card for Chris. That little white dog is Marvin trying to stop Chris.

The Fool is generally a good card. It's reversed that's bad news. The Fool represents boldness and trying new things, something Chris never does. Its inverted form is what Chris is, and is folly, stupidity, doing the same thing and expecting different results.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I refuse to believe that he was selling copies of that ween's book, Even a 'makeshift' signing booth would need him to set up at least a table, and then sit there smirking waiting for people to make purchases. Which he'd be receiving payments for at the table, in all likelihood. Book shops, at least in the UK, tend to have decent numbers of floor staff. All it would take would be one asking the floor manager, 'excuse me, are we due to be hosting any signings today? In particular ones by hideous mountains of blubber trying to dress like Hot Topic rejects?' to have him thrown out on his fat arse (and probably having criminal proceedings brought against him).

But wait - holy fuck! He's finally wearing a different shirt!

 

[fenny]

What the fuck is up with his nasty medallion?

 

[Rupin]

What the fuck is up with his nasty medallion?

what the fuck is up with people who still think it’s cool to take a picture with Chris?

 

[Tikbalang]

What the fuck is up with his nasty medallion?

He hasn't change his medallion for years and wears it all the time.
Probably wears it when taking a shower.

what the fuck is up with people who still think it’s cool to take a picture with Chris? Apparently they got embarrassed and took the post down from reddit.

Chris is (in)famous, maybe that's why.

 

[Picklechu]

What the fuck is up with his nasty medallion?

It's made of Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic, which isn't meant to last, he glues rocks and stuff to it, and he wears it 24/7, even in the shower.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I refuse to believe that he was selling copies of that ween's book, Even a 'makeshift' signing booth would need him to set up at least a table, and then sit there smirking waiting for people to make purchases. Which he'd be receiving payments for at the table, in all likelihood. Book shops, at least in the UK, tend to have decent numbers of floor staff. All it would take would be one asking the floor manager, 'excuse me, are we due to be hosting any signings today? In particular ones by hideous mountains of blubber trying to dress like Hot Topic rejects?' to have him thrown out on his fat arse (and probably having criminal proceedings brought against him).

But wait - holy fuck! He's finally wearing a different shirt!

Imagining his table setup reminds me of this

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris was spotted in Barnes and Noble today by a redditor.
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oh fuck my skull with a power drill, HE (you can't hide it with a she pin fatass) is wearing TWo pride pins the old rainbow flag and now the stupid new one with blm and troon stripes. People must give him some serious looks of shame when they see him in public

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Chris was spotted in Barnes and Noble today by a redditor.
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Does anyone know what the shirt says? I know it's "World's Okay-est" something. Raper?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Does anyone know what the shirt says? I know it's "World's Okay-est" something. Raper?

worlds okaies runner the first time i saw it i though it said gayest something

 

[The Booba Expert]

Imagining his table setup reminds me of this

I really miss racist and homophobic Chris Chan

 

[DeeCeeBees]

He has the most abysmal he-tits I've ever seen. And that hair looks less like a woman's hair and more like an out of control mullett on a dirty swampbilly.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Did Chris dye his hair purple, or is that the lighting?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I also wanted to add that the medallion looks like an Egg Foo Yung that's been sitting on the steam line of a run down Chinese buffet since lunch time and it's now 10:30 at night.

 

[Rupin]

Did Chris dye his hair purple, or is that the lighting?

I think it’s lighting,