Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hogar Grupal]

I think it's flipped the wrong way. or a least I hope so.

It is. Now it's the face's turn to get moldy.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Don't get any ideas you guys.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Don't get any ideas you guys.

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"durprised"?

Is that Chris' way of saying surprise with derp?

 

[No_one]

I think it's flipped the wrong way. or a least I hope so.

The medallion looks like Chris decided to repeat what Bluespike told him to do with it, but this time without breaking it.


Unrelated, but since Chris is discovering Andy Warhol, he could deliver some new videos. Chris' own version of 'Sleep" (Andy sleeping for 20 minutes), 'Empire' ( 8 hours of Empire State Building, or in Chris' case 22 Branchland Court) or 'Christian Chandler eating a Hamburger'.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone really needs to convince Chris to get rid of / make a new medallion since the current one is disgusting.

It doesn't matter anyway, the current Chris is himself disgusting. There is no medallion that will make him be not a fat smelly retard.

 

[Dimensional Merge Expert]

Barb will hence forth be Barb-chan. Shes probably completely oblivious of it, which isnt surprising since shes so malnourished, lost in dimensia or dead inside (all of the above likely).

I cant imagine how fucking awful it must be, being old with clear mental decline living with a caretaker who is completely insane and thinks that his warped cartoon fantasy is reality. He likely isnt helping her dimensia at all either when she tries to coherently recollect things and chris starts retconning reality with magichan retardation and historic altering.

And yeah Barb is responsible for most of this, but living with this Chris is beyond torture.

 

[ogmudbone]

I doubt that Chris will listen to anyone who tries to tell him about the current state of his medallion.
I'm beginning to wonder if Chris not cleaning or showering wasn't his in his 20's thing but maybe he didn't shower in high school either.

Remember he thought axe body spray sufficed for a shower.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Barb will hence forth be Barb-chan. Shes probably completely oblivious of it, which isnt surprising since shes so malnourished, lost in dimensia or dead inside (all of the above likely).

I cant imagine how fucking awful it must be, being old with clear mental decline living with a caretaker who is completely insane and thinks that his warped cartoon fantasy is reality. He likely isnt helping her dimensia at all either when she tries to coherently recollect things and chris starts retconning reality with magichan retardation and historic altering.

And yeah Barb is responsible for most of this, but living with this Chris is beyond torture.

Chris stop calling your mother names, that's incredibly rude.

 

[Haesindang Park]

I'm pretty sure Chris just posted a video where hes jerking off in the bed or masturbating his cat. https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1406447302584242187

That cat jiggles goddamn.

 

[deadson]

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Oooof, Chris thinking that he's hot shit with that screenshot is prolly the most redneck bullshit I've seen this week. I almost feel bad for the medallion, except that it's infested with half a million germs and grossness. It'd be kinder to burn the damn thing than clean it, ffs.

 

[maguyver16]

That cat jiggles goddamn.

Chonky kitteh with fat people breathing.

What will happen to the cats when Barb dies? Will Chris just take them to wherever he ends up or what?

 

[tyrannosaurus_chex]

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Yes, the guy's looking at the fucking third-eye growing out of the inch of filth and moob-sweat on the back of your retard emblem.

And wtf, is that constipated grimace supposed to be his "come hither" face?! Holy shit...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Whatever he's wearing, which is accentuating his 52 inch shoulders. Now that's what I call cringe.

It doesn't matter anyway, the current Chris is himself disgusting. There is no medallion that will make him be not a fat smelly retard.

The ship has sailed on women, but I can't believe a fat bozo shaped like a cross between a pear on stilts and a running back would ever think that a straight man would find him sexually attractive. He practically doesn't even have hair in the front anymore.

Hey, bois! Did I forget to tell you that I think balls are fun now? Well, let me remind you!

 

[cum4me]

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i like thinking that sonichu has mutated into a nurgle like cyclops abomination. the comic's reflection of how christian has been abusing his own body over the past decade

 

[Tikbalang]

Barb will hence forth be Barb-chan. Shes probably completely oblivious of it, which isnt surprising since shes so malnourished, lost in dimensia or dead inside (all of the above likely).

I cant imagine how fucking awful it must be, being old with clear mental decline living with a caretaker who is completely insane and thinks that his warped cartoon fantasy is reality. He likely isnt helping her dimensia at all either when she tries to coherently recollect things and chris starts retconning reality with magichan retardation and historic altering.

And yeah Barb is responsible for most of this, but living with this Chris is beyond torture.

To Chris, he's cured of autism and Barb doesn't have dementia. Borb could've live longer and better if they're responsible enough for Chris.

Guy commented on Chris's abominable relic. Chris thought the guy is looking at his moobs

• Chris is in denial. Everyone knows it's disgusting and suggests to replace it but he chose to ignore it.
• Sometimes, self-confidence is a double edged sword. I am setsy. Make babies with me.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Barb will hence forth be Barb-chan. Shes probably completely oblivious of it, which isnt surprising since shes so malnourished, lost in dimensia or dead inside (all of the above likely).

I cant imagine how fucking awful it must be, being old with clear mental decline living with a caretaker who is completely insane and thinks that his warped cartoon fantasy is reality. He likely isnt helping her dimensia at all either when she tries to coherently recollect things and chris starts retconning reality with magichan retardation and historic altering.

And yeah Barb is responsible for most of this, but living with this Chris is beyond torture.

I mean Barb really got what she deserved since she essentially groomed him to be this way. If anything this is the result of her actions.

 

[Glowie]

That cat jiggles goddamn.

Chris shortened years off a cat that could have been healthy and live a happy a life.
That cat will die from heart disease, host of other issues and very poor life.

Lack of laws to protect animals and this quarantine shit makes enforcement of little animal protection laws.

Even Chris' usual aloggers didn't even notice this.

Chris shouldn't be allowed to have any pets

 

[Basketball Jones]

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It honestly took me a minute to realize he was talking about his mantits…I didn’t even realize he was wearing a bra. It took longer than I’m comfortable to admit to eventually realize he was attempting to be a setsy e-girl and “show a little skin” because my brain refuses to retain that he thinks he’s a girl. It’s probably because he continues to act like Chris-the-boy (who was already disgusting by men’s standards) so his thrift store day-drag and ratty, unkept, balding mop hair doesn’t register as him attempting to be feminine.

 

[BScCollateral]

I cant imagine how fucking awful it must be, being old with clear mental decline living with a caretaker who is completely insane and thinks that his warped cartoon fantasy is reality.

I'd call it a low-budget film tangentially inspired by What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'd call it a low-budget film tangentially inspired by What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.

I've written a letter to Sockness