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Chris's art got chosen for an alt card in the Binding of Isaac card game.
Twitter post from Edmund McMillen
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Maybe his delusions are ramping up because reality might be kicking harder at his door - for whatever reason. Some ;optimistic; view, indeed.


IDK about American bureaucracy but if Chris can get a driver's license he might be eligible for gun posession. Christ, murica really is the land of the freetos.


True that, Chris is just a moldy trinket shell of a person at this point. But those who have nothing to lose are the most unpredictable.
Moar like land of the reeeeee
 
Chris commented on a video about Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze to discuss his fantasy world delusions. He treats Blaze as an imaginary friend (calling him a woman for some reason). And says that he, Blaze, and Andy Warhol are all "interdimensionally awakened individuals."
I feel like this was probably Idea Guy lore that went under the radar until now for whatever reason.
 
When I watch a documentary about Randy Stair, he did want to name himself Andrew Blaze, though I don't remember him identify himself as female nor any sign of gender dysphoria.

Postponement, his recent draw. Unlike what the replies said, Chris sees it differently.
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You forgot the damn comics
Where are the fucking comics?
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Isaac already has Pokemon references in it, though not as blatant as what I assume is an S-Chu Ball.
 
When I watch a documentary about Randy Stair, he did want to name himself Andrew Blaze, though I don't remember him identify himself as female nor any sign of gender dysphoria.
You need to watch Metokur's Internet Insanity episode on Randy Stair. He was obsessed with becoming a setsy cartoon ghost girl after his death. Okay, it's post-mortem gender dysphoria, but it still counts. Also, he seemed to be trying to feminise himself as much as possible beforehand without HRT or surgery (extreme depilation involving liquid latex, for starters).

Link to said video.

 
According to Chris's law of c-197, every fiction made exists in this world with two exceptions: apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic.
With the Binding of Isaac's setting, I don't think Chris would want that as part of c-197
Someone should show Chris "Gorr the God Butcher" from Marvel comics. He'd be a welcome addition to c-197 with Chris being a goddess and all. Actually it makes me happy because Chris will be living in terror in his own realm while Gorr is constantly trying to murder him
 
Someone should show Chris "Gorr the God Butcher" from Marvel comics. He'd be a welcome addition to c-197 with Chris being a goddess and all. Actually it makes me happy because Chris will be living in terror in his own realm while Gorr is constantly trying to murder him
Chris inevitable delusion will be all sunshine and rainbows if anything when Chris turns into a catatonic schizophrenic. He'll live his life happily, creating and terraforming dead worlds and raise the dead, because our goddess is a benevolent deity
 
You need to watch Metokur's Internet Insanity episode on Randy Stair. He was obsessed with becoming a setsy cartoon ghost girl after his death. Okay, it's post-mortem gender dysphoria, but it still counts. Also, he seemed to be trying to feminise himself as much as possible beforehand without HRT or surgery (extreme depilation involving liquid latex, for starters).

Link to said video.

IIRC the coroners also found that Randy was wearing women's underwear when he commited the shooting
 
The only lolcow who's dead as a door nail and yet still providing lol after lol
You could say that's beating a dead horse(fucker)

CWC is still among the living and spreads his blessings of the sperg like a Saint he is for foreseeable future, bless his heart.
 
Also notice that Chris spells it "Issac" more than once
I sound like a broken record, but he really can't do even the simplest of things right, it's kind of backwards amazing.
Link to the tweet. I guess he parroted the joke from OneyPlays.
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Not sure if he's really laughing at himself, or he's so far gone that such a blatantly mocking video is actually flying over his pear-shaped head and only sees "da pretty colors" moving at this point.
 
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