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Chris clinging to the thought he'll have a daughter someday is the most delusional part of all that.

That picture is so depressing, Chris used to have so much potential oh God oh no what the fuck...

Card of the day: Aloneness. His pick is getting accurate.
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It's self explanatory
In the end, you'll feel sorry
He does fucking realize that you dont tarot for more than one person at once right? Wait, he is retard of course he doesn't.
 
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I don't think Chris is a serial killer in the making, he is too much of a wimp for that.

The "child throwing a tantrum" angle is the most apt. He will most likely just throw a glitter bomb or half eaten sandwitch at a poor goverment employee when he finds out that his homeless shelter has no Disney+ subscription nor a big room all for himself.

Now Sockness, on the other hand....
 
Amen.

I'd love a moment where chris has a scrape with death. nothing permanent, but enough to make him re-evaluate his life. Much like with my view on prison, it's be the only thing big enough to penetrate his many layers of delusion at this point.
Maybe his delusions are ramping up because reality might be kicking harder at his door - for whatever reason. Some ;optimistic; view, indeed.

The retard thought that Ted Bundy didn't deserve eternal roasting. This is hardly surprising.
God forbid if some ween gives a nog tier hand gun either .22 or .39 caliber for "self defense"
(It would not pretty far off to guess that Chris would start ranting about glow in the dark jerkops and debt collectors when Barb's time comes)
All it takes to manipulate Chris is lots of ass kissing and a nudge, He'll be worse off in his mid 40s than Terry Davis before his suicide (Hallowed be thy name)
I can think of number of serial killers and spree shooters who took inspiration from previous record holders, old batshit insanity or both.
IDK about American bureaucracy but if Chris can get a driver's license he might be eligible for gun posession. Christ, murica really is the land of the freetos.

It's not like he knew who Ted Bundy was before the weens of the week sockpuppeted a new batch of shitposts into his brain.
It doesn't really make sense to talk about Chris's opinions when he's not even the one forming his own opinions anymore.
True that, Chris is just a moldy trinket shell of a person at this point. But those who have nothing to lose are the most unpredictable.
 
Chris's art got chosen for an alt card in the Binding of Isaac card game.
Twitter post from Edmund McMillen
If Chris has access to C-197, he could've interview Isaac himself, without relying on google.
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To him, this might be his important card pick: Projection.
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His usage of the term "illusion" keeps changing from a barrier to something nonexistent
Have you taken prescription?
You live on contradiction
 
I don't think Chris is a serial killer in the making, he is too much of a wimp for that.

The "child throwing a tantrum" angle is the most apt. He will most likely just throw a glitter bomb or half eaten sandwitch at a poor goverment employee when he finds out that his homeless shelter has no Disney+ subscription nor a big room all for himself.

Now Sockness, on the other hand....
You know what happens when you give a monkey a gun, bear mace or a knife. Pissed off simians are unpredictable even more so when their brains are FUBAR.
Who knows how hard Chris will fall
 
Isn't that some kind of Pokémon thing by it's legs? Is Nintendo, who are notorious IP commissars, going to be okay with that?
Yes, it's Chris's take on a Sonichu themed pokeball but really unless you know a little about Sonichu you'd just think it was a weird ball toy and since it is a toy ball version of the Sonichu pokeball it's so abstract that I think it might actually pass as parody?

(Also to clarify about it being a good fan art and matching the aethetics of the game I don't think Chris did it intentionally, it just happens to be his 'style')
 
Isn't that some kind of Pokémon thing by it's legs? Is Nintendo, who are notorious IP commissars, going to be okay with that?
Isaac already has Pokemon references in it, though not as blatant as what I assume is an S-Chu Ball.
 
Yes, it's Chris's take on a Sonichu themed pokeball but really unless you know a little about Sonichu you'd just think it was a weird ball toy and since it is a toy ball version of the Sonichu pokeball it's so abstract that I think it might actually pass as parody?

(Also to clarify about it being a good fan art and matching the aethetics of the game I don't think Chris did it intentionally, it just happens to be his 'style')
Here is Chris's explanation of the Sonichu ball and more context for the drawing.

EDIT: Also notice that Chris spells it "Issac" more than once even though he quoted a tweet that spelled it properly and ostensibly did research before drawing this.
 

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